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33 New York, NY Man


I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 24–41
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 2:47am
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
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Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
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My self-summary
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I know, I know...headless torso...but I've come across coworkers on here so that's that. Normal, non-douchebaggy (definitely a word), laid-back athletic guy into having some casual fun and seeing where things go. Looking for great chemistry over anything else.

A great connection and the possibility of turning into something a little more long-term would be ideal. And hopefully you're not afraid of big dogs who chase tennis balls nonstop.

Since coworkers are floatin' around here I prefer to keep it sans-face for now: all you get is headless me in my boxer briefs. But happy to email or text pics. I don't even know what kik is so I can't do that.
What I’m doing with my life
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Sports Marketing/Creative Director. If Redbull wants to spend $500,000,000 tossing a guy out of a spaceship, I can help make that happen. I love my job, the travel, and the people I work with.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
That claw game thing in arcades. Exceptional.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My voice, maybe? People have said I have a nice voice.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Shawshank, of course; The Town, The Fighter; been listening to The Lumineers a lot lately. Apparently, I really enjoy things with "The" in the title.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- my bicycle (update: just stolen. so apparently I can do without)
- my camera
- Hoegaarden beer with lemon
- Listerine. I'm all about fresh breath.
- good, thick, comfortable bad-ass socks
- my pooch. man's best friend.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why there aren't "cancel" buttons on elevators. Seems like technology should be there already.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Grabbin' beers with friends. Not into the club or razzle dazzle scenes at all. More of a sports/concert/beers/hangin' drywall kinda guy, though I've really only hung drywall like, twice.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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When Wilson the volleyball floated away from Tom Hanks in Castaway, I may have teared up just a little. It was the only friend he had!
You should message me if
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you're pretty cool. and funny. funny people always make great company.

I'm probably more compatible with someone who is a little more adventurous than vanilla, when the chemistry is right.

An already committed couple or poly couple would be okay, too.