Hmmm...I left this essay and my three adjectives blank so I could go check all the boxes about how tall I am and whatnot (not that any of the boxes actually ASKED about my whatnot, but you get the idea). Now "The System" has come back with an error message that tells me: "Your first adjective is either empty, misspelled, or unoriginal..." Well, NO, it ISN'T. Wanker. Although I'm tempted to make it so, because I really dislike "The System".
If the preceding doesn't give you some idea about me and my sense of humor
, then perhaps we wouldn't really get along. Although *I'M* still open-minded
enough to give it a shot.
I'm an actor
/corporate wage-slave in Center City Philadelphia
. If you have a nice smile
and can make me laugh
, you win.
I am empty, misspelled, and unoriginal