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24 M Hannover, Germany

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 2:05pm
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Working on Ph.D program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Has cats
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Sign Language (Okay), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

Some-what-fresh American transplant.

My favorite colors are brown and green.
The fall is my favorite season.

Minds are like parachutes, they both work best when open.

Hannover seems to be treating me well.
What I’m doing with my life
Finishing my degree.
Learning German.
Collecting stories.
I’m really good at
Tying bow-ties. You have no idea how good I am at this. Seriously, corduroy bow-ties are the worst to tie, but I can do it because I am a bow-tie tying machine. Don't go to toe-to-toe with me on this, I will guarantee you will lose.

I am also really good at telling long jokes.
The first things people usually notice about me
My odd sense of humor.

I am often accused of being "classy as fuck".

I actually don't like that expression. It's a weird mixture of something nice and something vulgar. Sometimes combing nice things with vulgar things works, but I don't think it does in this instance.

I would prefer not to be complimented on my clothes at all, because it makes me feel a little awkward.

What am I supposed to say?

"Thanks, I really appreciate that" might seem like an appropriate response, but what I feel like you are implicitly saying by responding like that is,

"Thanks, your clothes look like shit."

and I don't want to come across as an asshole. So my usual response to that is me becoming awkward and mumbling some sort of garbled thank you.

Sometimes, my green eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The Fountainhead, The Grapes of Wrath, 1984, Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, Elements of Style.

Moon, The Fountain.

Magritte, Mark Tansey, Max Ernst and Frida Kahlo. I absolutely abhor Jackson Pollock and Pablo Picasso.

The Decemberists, Modest Mouse, Mother Mother, The Shins and St. Vincent.

I enjoy eating good food, but I love cooking it more.
The six things I could never do without
My smartphone, noodles, running water, a good book, a pillow and something to write with.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Unfortunately, I am a scientist at heart. This means I am constantly running experiments in an attempt to discover a law or rule that governs the phenomena I am experimenting on. An example is I can never microwave something for it's specified amount of time. I will alter it slightly each time to see how the food quality changes.

The data has been interesting. Look for a published paper titled, "Time Exposure Effects of Electromagnetic Radiation Impinged on a Microwave Burrito" in Nature next month.

It's peer reviewed.
On a typical Friday night I am
Out on the town.
Out of the town.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Sometimes I miss Geocities.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Your heart so desires to.