I own a huge villa right on the Iowa coast, and in the summers I sail a trireme to Montana, where I pillage and plunder. This is where all of my gold came from. I seek a sturdy woman who does not speak, to darn my socks and bear me 16 large children. Arrr. We will purchase many sheep, and roam the land as shepherd nomads. We will have a dog named Augustus, and he will herd both the sheep and our children. We will live in mud huts in the winter, and survive on grubs.
OK, probably not. But if you're still reading, maybe you share my goofy sense of humor and attention span.
I'm a kind, educated, easy-going, big-hearted man with good integrity, a steady job I really enjoy, no addictions whatsoever, and a firmly screwed-on head. I'm on this website because I'm an introvert (INFP) - not because I'm selling low. I like to treat a woman well, but will vanish in a puff of smoke if she's too selfish to return the favor.
When shit isn't working in my life, I work on it. The motto "work hard, play hard" is popular these days, but I think it makes life sound like some sort of uninspired competition. The work and the play are just things we do. I prefer life itself to be more like a stroll through the woods.
I stay in shape (run, swim, bike, weights, ball sports), and would strongly prefer to share my active lifestyle with my partner. Would love to bring someone with me to RAGBRAI next year.
Please be quirky, genuine, free-spirited, honest, very intelligent, self-aware, kind, conscientious, healthy, happy to be alive.
Please be capable of introspection, earnest gratitude, and genuine remorse.
Please have an imagination and a sense of adventure.
Please like big, tall, fuzzy guys, because I go 6'5”/240, and I'm not waxing my chest, even if you say please with sugar on top.