I own a huge villa right on the Iowa coast, and in the summers I sail a trireme to Montana, where I pillage and plunder. This is where all of my gold came from. I seek a sturdy woman who does not speak, to darn my socks and bear me 16 large children. Arrr. We will purchase many sheep, and roam the land as shepherd nomads. We will have a dog named Augustus, and he will herd both the sheep and our children. We will live in mud huts in the winter, and survive on grubs.
OK, probably not. But if you're still reading, maybe you share my goofy sense of humor and attention span.
I'm a kind, educated, easy-going, big-hearted man with good integrity, a steady job I really enjoy, no addictions whatsoever, and a firmly-screwed-on head. I'm on this website because I'm an introvert (INFP) - not because I'm selling low. I treat people well (lovers in particular), but will vanish in a puff of smoke if they are too selfish to return the favor.
When shit isn't working in my life, I work on it. The motto "work hard, play hard" is popular these days, but I think it makes life sound like some sort of uninspired competition. The work and the play are just things we do. I prefer for life itself to be more like a stroll through the woods.
I stay in shape (run, swim, bike, weights, ball sports), and would strongly prefer to share my active lifestyle with my partner (i.e. please be physically fit). Would love to bring someone with me to RAGBRAI next year.
Please be quirky, genuine, free-spirited, honest, intelligent, self-aware, kind, conscientious, healthy, happy to be alive. Feminism is quite welcome.
*Please have a tendency toward introspection, vulnerability, earnest gratitude, and genuine remorse.*
See how I put stars around that? Please read it twice. If you can't do those things, then you probably don't treat people very well. That doesn't work for me. The stupid relationships from my 20's have taught me lots of great things in my 30's ... but I think I'll look for wisdom elsewhere from here on out, thanks.
Please have an imagination and a sense of adventure.
Please like big, tall, fuzzy guys, because I go 6'5”/240, and I'm not waxing my chest, even if you say please with sugar on top.