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zimperumpazoo

37 M Iowa City, IA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 3:22pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 5″ (1.96m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on masters program
Job
Student
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), Russian (Poorly), C++ (Okay)

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My self-summary
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Hi, I'm Morgan.
I own a huge villa right on the Iowa coast, and in the summers I sail a trireme to Montana, where I pillage and plunder. This is where all of my gold came from. I seek a sturdy woman who does not speak, to darn my socks and bear me 16 large children. Arrr. We will purchase many sheep, and roam the land as shepherd nomads. We will have a dog named Augustus, and he will herd both the sheep and our children. We will live in mud huts in the winter, and survive on grubs. Any takers?

All right, perhaps enough silliness. Would you believe I laugh at my own jokes?

I am noteworthy for my genuineness, and tend to say more or less exactly what I really mean almost 100% of the time. I never stop thinking (ever), genuinely care about people, and am not very mysterious. I like to think it's because I have no real need to fake or hide reality.

I'm an INFP. Don't care if you like my hair. It was on the bucket list, so I tried it. Yes, that has nothing to do with being an INFP.

I was born in Iowa City, and am also a transplant from Washington, DC (moved, came back). Iowa City is much better. Used to work as an examiner at the US Patent Office, but discovered I was not subdued enough to be happy as a stressed-out bureaucrat.

I'm in grad school so I can get a job teaching physics at a little college someday. I also plan to write hilarious novels full of big ideas.

I think I broke OKCupid's bar-graph machine somehow. It's saying some things I don't agree with at all. I'm not geeky; I am just curious about almost everything, and the reason why I don't know what's in style is that I'm not interested. I'm also not a dominating, sex-driven extrovert. I thought the bar/club scene was dumb at age 21, and am not any of the guys you have met there.

You know that one song? So do I. And although right now I cannot, someday I will be able to play it on a guitar.

I stay in shape (run, swim, bike, weights, ball sports), and would love to bring someone with me to RAGBRAI next year. Bonus if you also enjoy disc golf, bowling, ping pong ... and it won't threaten me at all if you can hold your own

When shit isn't working in my life, I work on it.

The motto "work hard, play hard" seems really popular on this website, but I think it makes life sound like some sort of uninspired competition. The work and the play are just things we do. I prefer life itself to be more like a slow stroll through the woods.

A lot of people say they're looking for someone "down-to-earth." Earthy is good, but not to the point of being root-bound. Give me a woman who tends to fly a bit, and preferably by accident.

Please be quirky, feminine, genuine, free-spirited, honest, very intelligent, self-aware, kind, conscientious, healthy, happy to be alive.
Please be capable of expressing earnest gratitude and remorse.
Please have an imagination and a sense of adventure.
Please like big, tall, fuzzy guys, because I go 6'5”/250, and I'm not waxing my chest, even if you say please with sugar on top.

No jaded cynics, please.

Thank you.
What I’m doing with my life
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Besides grad school, I tutor high-school and college students in name-your-favorite-subject on the side, and sit on the board of directors for a non-profit organization.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
appreciating how hilarious things are, enthusiasm in general, saying what I really mean, giving a shit, being fascinated, following intuition, finding the good in people, laughing off misfortune, evolving, seeking, never giving up, spontaneity, writing, mathematics, building/fixing things, proper grammar ... er, naughty-type stuff ... mostly failing to play guitar, and being tired of this list.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm told I look like a Viking.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Fiction: Terry Pratchett, Douglas Adams, Joseph Heller, Neal Stephenson, Kurt Vonnegut, John Fowles, Mark Twain.
Poetry: Whitman, cummings, Neruda, Hafiz, Oliver ... in addition to my own stuff.

Movies: The Mexican, Up, The Big Lebowski, Will Ferrell movies, Youth in Revolt, Tropic Thunder, Team America, Idiocracy, Blazing Saddles, The Life of Brian, Snatch, Zombieland, Groundhog Day, Army of Darkness, When Harry Met Sally, absolutely anything with John Cusack, Fight Club, Dead Poet Society, Immortal Beloved, Kevin Costner baseball movies (esp. Bull Durham), etc., etc., and etc.

Shows: Venture Brothers, Danger Mouse, the Tick (greatest cartoon ever), Archer, Peep Show, Big Bang Theory, documentaries, sporting events, West Wing, Firefly, Red Dwarf, Fawlty Towers, Battlestar Galactica (the newer one). Oh, and I don't watch TV.

Music: Days of the New, Harry Chapin, Faith No More, Audioslave, Cake, Beethoven, Counting Crows, Johnny Cash, grunge, Metallica, Pantera, Guster, the Beatles, Tori Amos, Guns 'n' Roses, Jack Johnson, Primus, Traveling Willburys, Queens of the Stone Age, R.E.M., Muse, etc., etc., etc. (etc.)

Food:
I like everything except sweet potatoes, hazelnuts and olives, and I adore strawberries.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
are strawberries, humor, good conversation, downtime, meaning, variety.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
changing the world; mathematics and science; works of fiction or poetry I'm writing; what I'm grateful for; damn, these strawberries are amazing.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
in low orbit around Saturn.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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is that you know that one thing that happened that one time, and nobody could figure out how? It was me. Yes, including the chickens.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–39
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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you think that seems like a good idea. It'll be awesome. You can visit the compound and meet your sister wives. ;)