I own a huge villa right on the Iowa coast, and in the summers I sail a yacht to Arizona. I seek a sturdy woman who does not speak, to darn my socks and bear me three dozen large children.
No ... no ... I don't really. It's certainly true that that wasn't. It isn't my fault you're bound by reality, though, you know.
I laugh at my own jokes, say exactly what I actually mean almost 100% of the time, never stop thinking (ever), and genuinely care about people.
I'm an INFP.
I was born in Iowa City, and I'm also a transplant from Washington, DC. Iowa City is much better.
I used to work as an examiner at the US Patent Office, but discovered I am not subdued enough to be happy as a stressed-out bureaucrat.
I'm in grad school so I can get a job teaching physics at a little college someday. On the side I plan to write hilarious novels full of big ideas.
I think I broke OKCupid's bar graph machine somehow. I'm not geeky; I am curious all the time. And the reason I have no idea what's in style is that I'm not interested. I'm also not a sex-driven extrovert.
I am addicted to RAGBRAI, and would love to bring someone with me this year.
When shit isn't working in my life, I work on it.
A lot of people on OKC say they're looking for someone "down-to-earth." I like a woman who tends to fly a bit, preferably by accident. "Work hard, play hard" sounds like some sort of uninspired competition.
Please be quirky, feminine, free-spirited, honest, intelligent.
Please have an imagination and a sense of adventure.
Please like big, tall, fuzzy guys, because I go 6'5”/250, and I'm not waxing my chest, even if you say please with sugar on top.