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zimperumpazoo

38 Iowa City, IA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 21–39
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:17pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 5″ (1.96m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on masters program
Job
Student
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), Russian (Poorly), C++ (Okay)

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My self-summary
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Hi, I'm Morgan.
I own a huge villa right on the Iowa coast, and in the summers I sail a trireme to Montana, where I pillage and plunder. This is where all of my gold came from. I seek a sturdy woman who does not speak, to darn my socks and bear me 16 large children. Arrr. We will purchase many sheep, and roam the land as shepherd nomads. We will have a dog named Augustus, and he will herd both the sheep and our children. We will live in mud huts in the winter, and survive on grubs.

OK, probably not. But if you're still reading, maybe you share my goofy sense of humor and attention span.

I'm a kind, educated, easy-going, big-hearted man with good integrity, a job, no addictions whatsoever, and a head firmly screwed onto my shoulders. I am emotionally literate, and treat women well. I'm on this website because I'm an introvert (INFP), not because I'm selling low. If you want to know me, show interest and respect, and be real, because I'm choosy about my company. I'm looking for an equal who won't jerk me around. Best of luck to you if you're anything else.

Someday I hope to teach physics at a little college (preferably nearby), and also plan to write hilarious novels full of big ideas. I stay in shape (run, swim, bike, weights, ball sports), and would love to bring someone with me to RAGBRAI next year.

When shit isn't working in my life, I work on it. The motto "work hard, play hard" is popular these days, but I think it makes life sound like some sort of uninspired competition. The work and the play are just things we do. I prefer life itself to be more like a slow stroll through the woods.

Please be quirky, genuine, free-spirited, honest, very intelligent, self-aware, kind, conscientious, healthy, happy to be alive.

*Please be capable of feeling/expressing earnest gratitude and remorse.* (A deal breaker.)

Please have an imagination and a sense of adventure.

Please like big, tall, fuzzy guys, because I go 6'5”/240, and I'm not waxing my chest, even if you say please with sugar on top.

No jaded cynics, please.

Thank you.
What I’m doing with my life
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Besides grad school, I tutor high-school and college students in name-your-favorite-subject on the side, and sit on the board of directors for a non-profit organization.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
appreciating how hilarious things are, enthusiasm in general, saying what I really mean, giving a shit, being fascinated, following intuition, finding the good in people, laughing off misfortune, evolving, seeking, never giving up, spontaneity, writing, mathematics, building/fixing things, proper grammar ... er, naughty-type stuff ... mostly failing to play guitar, and being tired of this list.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm told I look like a Viking.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Fiction: Terry Pratchett, Douglas Adams, Joseph Heller, Neal Stephenson, Kurt Vonnegut, John Fowles, Mark Twain.
Poetry: Whitman, cummings, Neruda, Hafiz, Oliver ... in addition to my own stuff.

Movies: The Mexican, Up, The Big Lebowski, Will Ferrell movies, Youth in Revolt, Tropic Thunder, Team America, Idiocracy, Blazing Saddles, The Life of Brian, Snatch, Zombieland, Groundhog Day, Army of Darkness, When Harry Met Sally, absolutely anything with John Cusack, Fight Club, Dead Poet Society, Immortal Beloved, Kevin Costner baseball movies (esp. Bull Durham), etc., etc., and etc.

Shows: Venture Brothers, Danger Mouse, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, the Tick (greatest cartoon ever), Archer, Peep Show, Big Bang Theory, documentaries, sporting events, West Wing, Firefly, Red Dwarf, Fawlty Towers, Battlestar Galactica (the newer one). Oh, and I don't watch TV.

Music: Days of the New, Harry Chapin, Faith No More, Audioslave, Cake, Beethoven, Counting Crows, Johnny Cash, grunge, Metallica, Pantera, Guster, the Beatles, Tori Amos, Guns 'n' Roses, Jack Johnson, Primus, Traveling Willburys, Queens of the Stone Age, R.E.M., Muse, etc., etc., etc. (etc.)

Food:
I like everything except sweet potatoes, hazelnuts and olives, and I adore strawberries.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
are strawberries, humor, good conversation, downtime, meaning, variety.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
changing the world; mathematics and science; works of fiction or poetry I'm writing; what I'm grateful for; damn, these strawberries are amazing.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
in low orbit around Saturn.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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is that you know that one thing that happened that one time, and nobody could figure out how? It was me. Yes, including the chickens.
You should message me if
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you think that seems like a good idea. It'll be awesome. You can visit the compound and meet your sister wives. ;)