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zippyzippyzippy

35 F Jamaica Plain, MA

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 26–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:15pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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I enjoy the absurdity of life. I am easily amused. I have a knack for telling bizarre stories. I am starting every sentence with the word "I" and I usually don't do that. I'm sorry.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Kicking ass, taking names, and then forgetting those names because I didn't write them down.

I'm a copywriter for a retail website; I write about toys, mostly. I periodically engage in socially responsible activist type stuff. I own a metric fuckton of books (this is how they would measure the weight of my books in Europe or Canada). When I can persuade myself to sit down and focus for long enough I occasionally draw comics.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Scrabble, Galaga, bar trivia, wordplay, giving solid advice that no one ever takes, dirty jokes, sleeping on floors, and goofy metaphors.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If you're a fan of the librarian look, then baby, you're in luck! (Really, I'm not sure how I wound up not being a librarian.)

I like wearing big tough boots. I am not big or tough - I am in fact, small and meek, if a bit on the snarky side - but my boots are substantial. It's this whole '90s thing I never grew out of.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: I have a pretty immense collection of comics. Favorites include Love & Rockets, anything by Lynda Barry, Peter Bagge, Dori Seda, etc. The rest of my book collection ranges from serious political tracts to bizarre biographies to all sorts of Important Classical Literature. I just like books, period.

Music: Belle & Sebastian, Jellyfish, The Posies, Gorky's Zygotic Mynci, The Smiths, Elliott Smith, the Zombies, Of Montreal, Nick Drake, the Lucksmiths, the Dead Milkmen, the Descendents, etc. I'm not as into the local band scene as I used to be, but I can generally find something cool to go to in a pinch.

TV: I prefer cartoons over everything else. In addition to Adventure Time, Archer, Venture Bros, Regular Show, Bob's Burgers, and classics like old Simpsons (only the first 8 seasons, please!) and ye olde Warner Brothers shorts, I also have been known to watch live-action stuff like Mad Men, Buffy, Parks & Rec, etc. Shhh, don't tell anyone.

Podcasts: Stuff You Should Know, Savage Love, Missed in History, etc.

I really enjoy coffee with whiskey. In the matter of fact, I'm drinking coffee with whiskey RIGHT NOW.

(Right now is 2pm on a Saturday, when I'm writing this, not 2am on a Wednesday when you're reading this.)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Shenanigans, tomfoolery, nonsense, absurdity, insanity, and a thesaurus.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why is it that guys keep writing that they're looking for "a partner in crime," but then when I suggest sticking up a liquor store for a first date, I never hear back?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either in the bars, or eating cars with the man from Mars. Only now, I heard that the man from Mars has stopped eating cars and eating bars, and now he only eats guitars. How is a girl to keep up?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My politics are most likely farther left than yours. Ask me about it! Or don't.

someday, I aspire to start an alternate religion known as Dogism. It will be all about trying to reach the highest possible spiritual state, which is the sheer joy of living experienced by dogs. (I'm only halfway joking. I mean, if that H. Ron Hubbard guy could make millions by making up his own religion, why couldn't I? And my idea is better.)
You should message me if
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You want to explore thrift stores, watch absolutely terrible movies, and spend Sunday afternoons sitting around in a cafe both reading different books and sipping coffee and periodically reading the funny parts to each other.

Or, if you also have a Lady Rainicorn tattoo. I don't believe in soulmates, but a guy who's bold enough in his don't-give-a-fuck-ery to get a tattoo of a rainbow unicorn might change my mind.