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36 Jamaica Plain, MA Woman


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 26-42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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Last online
Yesterday – 6:14pm
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5' 4" (1.63m)
Body Type
A little extra
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Might want kids
Has cats
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I enjoy the absurdity of life. I am easily amused. I have a knack for telling bizarre stories. I am starting every sentence with the word "I" and I usually don't do that. I'm sorry.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Kicking ass, taking names, and then forgetting those names because I didn't write them down.

I'm a copywriter for a retail website; I write about toys, mostly. I periodically engage in socially responsible activist type stuff. I own a metric fuckton of books (this is how they would measure the weight of my books in Europe or Canada). When I can persuade myself to sit down and focus for long enough I occasionally draw comics.

Oh, and, ***IMPORTANT NOTE***: if I've looked at your profile multiple times, I've probably forgotten that I looked at it before. Don't take it personal.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing, editing, being a shoulder to cry on, giving unwanted advice, storytelling, reciting dirty jokes, backing up radical political opinions with well-researched fact, Galaga, and karaoke ("Common People" is my jam).
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If you're a fan of the librarian look, then baby, you're in luck! (Really, I'm not sure how I wound up not being a librarian.)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: I have A LOT of books. Runs the gamut from a serious graphic novel collection to some serious political theory to a lot of silly trashy junk I've found at thrift stores.

Music: Belle & Sebastian, Jellyfish, The Posies, Gorky's Zygotic Mynci, The Smiths, Elliott Smith, the Zombies, Of Montreal, Nick Drake, the Lucksmiths, the Dead Milkmen, the Descendents, etc. I'm not as into the local band scene as I used to be, but I can generally find something cool to go to in a pinch.

TV: Total cartoon fiend. Adventure Time, Steven Universe, Venture Bros, Archer, Simpsons, Bob's Burgers. Plus Buffy.

I also really enjoy coffee with whiskey. In the matter of fact, I'm drinking coffee with whiskey RIGHT NOW.

(Right now is 2pm on a Saturday, when I'm writing this, not 2am on a Wednesday when you're reading this.)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Shenanigans, tomfoolery, nonsense, absurdity, insanity, and a thesaurus.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why is it that guys keep writing that they're looking for "a partner in crime," but then when I suggest sticking up a liquor store for a first date, I never hear back?

Also: a lot of you guys with beards are pretty cute, but I'm worried that what would happen would be, I'd wind up in a serious relationship with one of you beardos and you'd suddenly one day shave it off and underneath it would turn out that you had NO CHIN AT ALL but I'd be stuck with you 'cause we'd already be married or something.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either in the bars, or eating cars with the man from Mars. Only now, I heard that the man from Mars has stopped eating cars and eating bars, and now he only eats guitars. How is a girl to keep up?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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My politics are farther left than yours.
You should message me if
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