I'm joking. I can't believe so many guys do that. Hilarious.
I'm a New York raised, New York educated, and New York mastered guy. And shockingly, I look the same in my pictures as I do in real life.
If I were your handbag, not only would I have the wherewithal to be your fancy Hermes (you know, the one you only bring out on special occasions), but I could also be your 4 year old Coach purse that's perfectly sized to carry your work and personal items.
Do you like to cook? I hope so. I’m not ashamed to admit that I’m pretty terrible at it, so I’d love for you to show me a few tricks in the kitchen.
… And if not, well, nobody’s perfect. Hopefully at least you enjoy gallivanting around the city as much as I do, since that's what I spend much of my free time doing. In any case, let’s head out for a night at a café where we talk over coffee and end up sharing a dessert. I can't wait to meet you!