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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jul 26
5′ 8″ (1.72m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Judaism, but not too serious about it
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Working on masters program
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Hebrew (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
After reading a couple profiles of women on here, I've decided to start only posting self-shot pictures of me shirtless. It's clearly what women want.

I'm joking. I can't believe so many guys do that. Hilarious.

I'm a New York raised, New York educated, and New York mastered guy. And shockingly, I look the same in my pictures as I do in real life.

If I were your handbag, not only would I have the wherewithal to be your fancy Hermes (you know, the one you only bring out on special occasions), but I could also be your 4 year old Coach purse that's practical and reliable. Bottom line: I clean up great after a lazy Netflix weekend, a run in Central Park, or cooking dangerously with you.

I love exploring the city, so let’s grab a drink and see if there's chemistry. I can't wait to meet you!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Daily Manhattan hustle & bustle, mostly. I do a lot of sporty stuff (Tough Mudder; snowboarding; paintball; flag football!) for funsies, too.

In terms of the day-to-day activities, other than the typical New Yorkian bar/music festival/general exploring, nothing relaxes me like a nice, long swim in a cold pool. Except maybe a delicious, juicy, thick steak (medium rare, of course), with an aromatic, aged red wine to wash it down.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Navigating New York; keeping the party going; dancing (see picture #7); pairing wine with food; making witty quips at any given situation; picking the perfect music for a specific situation; watching TV; cuddling; paintball!

And losing my cell phone :(
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
People often notice my laughter and my 'at-ease' attitude, and apparently I'm kinda witty.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: 100 Years of Solitude, Love In The Time of Cholera, The Hobbit, Friends of My Youth, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, Holidays On Ice, The Little Prince, Lord of The Flies, The Alchemist, The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao, To Kill A Mockingbird.

Movies: Pulp Fiction, Mean Girls, The Princess Bride, Love Actually, Goodfellas, Rock'N'Rolla, Gladiator, Die Hard, Iron Man, Knocked Up, Anchorman, Inception, Inglourious Basterds, Hustle and Flow.

Shows: Breaking Bad, Arrested Development, How I Met Your Mother, Seinfeld, Lost, The Wire, The Simpsons, Modern Family, Community, Mad Men.

Music: Led Zeppelin, Beatles, Outkast, Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Who, Jay-Z, Dr. Dre, Muse, Radiohead, Rolling Stones, Snoop Dogg, Eminem, Ja Rule, A Tribe Called Quest, The Offspring, Green Day, Foo Fighters, Carlos Santana, Cream, Boston, Notorious B.I.G., Kanye West.

Food: Japanese, burgers, Thai, Italian. Come to think of it, I love pretty much every cuisine that I've tried, except Egyptian. I'm sorry, Egypt! It's not you; it's me, I swear.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Only six?!

-Witty banter
-Emoticons/parenthetical statements
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working at the Frozen Banana Stand. Because remember- there's ALWAYS money in the Banana Stand!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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The scenes in The Lion King when (**SPOILER ALERT**) Simba talks to Mufasa's ghost, and when Simba ascends Pride Rock to take his place as king, those two scenes get me every damn time.
You should message me if
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You should message me if you want to, but this is how I describe most girls that I date:

She is attractive and sweet, quick-witted and mature- and yet, irreverent and completely independent.

Educated and street smart, she is open to new things. She has similar interests, but can also offer me something new. She considers herself a challenge, and she laughs a lot.

She has good friends, and prefers discussing ideas and events rather than people. She has a passion.

Okay so, before this turns into a Billy Joel song, if you think this adequately describes you, or you're just really fucking cool, you should message me. Like I said- I can't wait to meet you!