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zkelvin

27 Portland, OR Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 1:13pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Aquarius
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Science / Engineering
Status
Single
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My mom tells me I'm a real catch.

I'm a transplant from the social oasis that is Austin, TX, and as such, I'm partial to say "y'all" and the occasional ironic "howdy".

From Austin I moved to Seattle for a Ph.D. program at UW, studying genetics. I loved it -- partially because I love science and partially because geneticists are, hands down, the dopest people on the planet. Believe it.

Eventually, though, my interests lead me elsewhere. Those interests developed into an online business, and now I travel around doing fun stuff while building my business. Right now, I'm hosteling through Europe, but I'll be back in Portland soon.

During one summer in grad school, I interned as a science reporter at the Oregonian through the AAAS. That was pretty neat. If you're into science, you can read some of my articles here: http://connect.oregonlive.com/user/bblakeley/posts.html

I'm a slut for fresh linens, seasonal cocktails, and the Oxford comma.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to experience as many things as possible and get a little bit better at a lot of stuff every day.

I'm a little obsessed with various fitness stuff: weightlifting, rock climbing, slacklining, yoga. I also enjoy karaoke (only at public bars -- private rooms are for wimps), and cooking.

And of course, I always love meeting new people.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Overusing parthetheses (sometimes they get nested (sometimes that gets messy)).
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
When I run into people I know in public, I sometimes say "hi" well before we've reached a comfortable distance for communicating. And then we have to kinda stare at each other and smile awkwardly for another 50 feet.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
books: Silo, Harry Potter, A Song of Ice and Fire, World War Z, All You Need is Kill, Catch-22, The Stranger, The Illustrated Man

movies: Minority Report, Vanilla Sky, The Butterfly Effect, The Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Final Destination 2, Sin City, Memento, Phone Booth, Rookie of the Year, Liar Liar, The Truman Show, Forest Gump, The Illusionist, The Prestige, Lucky Number Sleven, Primer, The Dark Knight, Pitch Perfect, Thank You for Smoking

TV: Orange is the New Black, Game of Thrones, Archer, Futurama, Family Guy, The Office, Firefly, Star Trek, Entourage, Parks and Recreation, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Arrested Development

music: Cake, Maroon 5, Muse, Cassius, Pink Floyd, Daft Punk, Jamiroquai, Phoenix

food: Sushi, Indian, Tex-Mex, nondescript Asian stir-fry, and whatever it is that Yelp refers to as "American (New)" when I'm feeling fancy. I also eat Chipotle much more often than is reasonable.

Now, make various assumptions about my personality based on my tastes in things.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Based on my recent spending, I apparently value a solid wifi connection over potable tap water.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Fitness, programming, sex, mathematics, people, entrepreneurship. All at once.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
pretending that bars are really good places to meet very interesting people
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a bit of an exhibitionists. My roommates disapprove. Or, at least, they did, when I had roommates.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
...you think it's so 20th century for women to wait for men to approach them

Or, you know, if I messaged you first, maybe you should reply to protect my frail, frail ego.