Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Congratulations! You've won a damn cookie. Whereas I have won a
moment of your attention. I'd say I got the better end of that
dead. This is the part where I'm supposed to tell you a little bit
about me. Very well! I have a car, a job, no addictions, no debts,
and I can do my own laundry. Boom! Beyond that, I try not to take
things too seriously. That is not to say I think everything's a
joke. I just think the world would be a better place if people were
more willing to laugh. I may come off as peculiar but never
dangerous, I may wish you a merry Christmas in April, I belong to
no church but am respective to other peoples beliefs, I avoid
politcs whenever possible, and the extent of my interest in sports
is limited to the Dallas Cowboys. I just love it when they lose.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Surviving. May not sound like much, but it's pretty important. I'm
looking to get back into school and see if I can get my writing
stuff somewhere. I guess I'm looking to become a novelist. Go
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm good at writing. I've discovered recently that I'm not bad at
drawing, mind blower that one. I'm good at keeping things light. I
always have a joke ready. Sometimes, I can be very witty. I'm not
dumb. I have a fairly good education, I watch jeopardy.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My massive frame. I'm six feet, two inches and two-hundred twenty
pounds. Light weight compared to some of the other men in my
family. I'm not an explosivly angry person but I encourage the
idea. It gives me something to talk about. I have made bank tellers
nervous and someone even called the cops on me because they thought
I looked suspicious. I was actually very layed back and relaxed
with those cops, it was fun. I'm a big kid. I'm not a large child.
I know the difference.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Lord of the Rings, Alice in Wonderland, the Looking Glass wars,
Schindler's List, Jurassic Park, Silence of the Lambs, Saturday
Night Live, The Simpsons, I can stand to listen to just about
anything other than Hip-Hop, Country, or Mariachi, Pizza, hot dogs,
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Tv, my shoeos, my sense of humor, a little nonesense now and then,
a place to sit down, and a place where I'm free to think. You might
think that I could think at the same place I go to sit down, but I
do my best thinking while taking long walks.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Movies I have seen, stories I'll wirte. A lot of my ideas are based
on how I would rewrite some films if I had the chance. I am a bit
of a movie buff. Scroll through my digital video library, I promise
you'll find something you like.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
That is what my venture here will decide.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I like my privacy. What, do you not like yours?
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you have a terrific sense of humor. Aside from the usual stuff.
Smart, honest, pretty blah blah blah. The bottom line is, I can't
help but fall for a girl that can make me laugh.
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