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zmsmarcus

24 M South San Francisco, CA

My Details

Last Online
Jul 9
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Black, Hispanic / Latin
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Sign Language (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
PLEASE..........NO DUCKFACE!!!!!

I've realized that nothing I say on this matters because none of you on here are actually serious about meeting anyone for anything more than "just friends." Newsflash: if you want to meet friends, you should go do something that you like and actually talk to people there. Don't go on a dating site. It's quite simple, really.

I'm Zach.....I don't like to brag about myself, at least not about anything I can't prove lol......most guys probably tend to tell you a million facts about themselves and hope something sticks to the wall instead of telling you the essence of what they're really about. People say I'm really funny and tend to laugh whenever I tell jokes. I'm really sarcastic at all times. My sense of humor is kind of dark and cruel, except for I love "that's what she said" jokes. I am a basketball fanatic, I play all lot and have been an LA Lakers fan since as long as I can remember. Living in the city, I like to people-watch to see the funny dumb things people do. Food is one of my passions, I like to bake, cook, and go to restaurants and try new foods. I really like to cook for other people, maybe I can cook for you some time.

I'm a very versatile person, I get along well with lots of people. I can dress up (very sharp too lol) and go a social event or to the theater (real theater, not movies) or put on some athletic gear and hang and feel comfortable in either setting. I am an extremely passionate person in all aspects of life. Whether it be music, cooking, or my job, I give everything I do my utmost effort (hopefully you can be a part of this). I love a good debate, and I love grammar. Like I said before, telling jokes is another thing I am really good at, people always seem to laugh at the things I say, but that may just be because I'm crazy or something (fingers crossed).

I'm looking for more than just a pretty face. I want a girl that can enjoy a witty, intellectual, sometimes intense conversation. The more existential the conversation the better. There's nothing I like more than having a conversation that starts with noticing someone's earrings, to turning into a discussion about the vestibular system, that ends in cracking jokes about how much of a nerd I really am. I want someone that knows what they like and what they are passionate about and isn't afraid to stand up for it, but also is open to new experiences. I really like going for random, aimless walks with no particular destination, so if you like to do that too you get bonus points in my book! As far as appearance is concerned, I'm pretty open as to what I want. Most women are beautiful in one way or another. I usually do prefer taller girls (in the 5'6 and above range) but please don't think I'll reject you if you're shorter! If you're a flake, or someone who wants to get by on their looks alone, please move on. That's not what I'm looking for. I want someone special and you should message me if you are as special on the inside as you are on the outside.

My favorite quote: "If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what, then, is an empty desk the sign of?"
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am working at a non-profit in San Francisco serving underprivileged youth, while also working on my business that I am starting up that will help provide opportunities for kids in these situations to help better themselves. Well, that AND sell people delicious cookies at the same time!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I am really good at making people laugh. That is my best skill I think. Also, Cooking, Board Games (Scrabble and Risk and Monopoly are my favorites), Basketball, Baseball, and I love debate. Don't try to get into a battle of wits with me if you are unarmed. I am a pretty competitive person, so I like doing things I can beat somebody at.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I wear bright, outlandish clothing a lot so people probably notice that. Sometimes I spray-paint my shoes. I usually start off most conversations with some kind of joke in order to try to make a good impression too. And of course they notice that I am very good looking, right?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Music: Kanye.

I am a Harry Potter trivia champion. If you don't believe me, ask me anything about any of the books! George Carlin also writes awesome books. Right now I spend more time reading my school textbooks more than anything else, trying to impersonate the good students!

I love to cook, so any kind of food is good with me pretty much. As long as I can learn how to cook it. I LOVE baking so anything sweet is my favorite. I am a root beer aficionado also!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I'm going to tell you six things I could do without instead, it's more productive that way:

1. People on here who are already seeing someone. Go brag about it to someone else and get over yourself.

2. People on here who are looking for only friends. Go do something that's a hobby of yours, talk to people while doing it, and get over yourself.

3. People on here who just broke up with their boyfriend: Either take him back or don't bring him up at all. Get over yourself.

4. People on here who lie about what they want. Don't say you want someone that's a nice guy, then when you meet one tell him that he's more friend material because he's too nice. Get over yourself.

5. People who take duck face pictures. Nobody thinks it's cute. Get over yourself.

6. People on here who barely fill out anything on their profile then act all indignant when a guy sends you a generic sounding message or compliments you for your pictures. You didn't give him anything to go on. Get over yourself.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
You know that commercial for that Farmers Only dating website? Well I think about why doesn't OK Cupid have one with the same stupid song. Only with these lyrics:

"You don't have to be stupid.........at OK Cupid dot com." ROYALTIES PLEASE.

How to stay out of boxes. And boxes people put themselves in or allow themselves to be put into. Life in general, and hypocrisies of society. Also, cooking, my work, basketball. What my acceptance speech would be like if I ever won some big award like a Nobel Peace Prize or something. How badly I wish the ending to the Harry Potter series wasn't such a letdown. Everybody should have died!

Let's see.....also I often think about Ghostface Killah's bracelet, and more importantly, how to acquire it. Bonus points to you if you know about the bracelet I'm referring to. And I think about how to become an honorary member of the Wu-Tang Clan. And bacon.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Cooking and baking and petting my dog, and otherwise relaxing at home most of the time. This doesn't mean I don't like going out though, I definitely do enjoy going out. For some reason I just don't see any reason to do so most of the time because I'm tired from my week of work.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Well you have to ask for that don't you? Really though, I admit that I always say exactly what is on my mind, no matter what that subject may be. I'm not one to mince words.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–25
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
First and foremost, if you can give me lives at Candy Crush.

Second and secondmost, if you will let me use your address to adopt a kitten (domestic shorthair/calico/tuxedo/bengali). Or a puppy. Or both.

Like I said earlier, if you are more than just a pretty face. I want someone who's just as pretty on the inside as on the outside and I can't emphasize it enough.

You realize that when a girl messages a guy it pretty much guarantees her a date if she wants one.

You are willing to meet in person!!!

And if you can actually explain what it is that makes your sense of humor sarcastic, other than the fact that everyone seems to say so.

And yes, I was serious about the duckface thing. NO DUCKFACE PLEASE!