PLEASE..........NO DUCKFACE!!!!!
Now that we've got that out of the way: Ladies, are you more than just a pretty face?
If you are, hello! I'm Zach.....I don't like to brag about myself, at least not about anything I can't prove lol......most guys probably tend to tell you a million facts about themselves and hope something sticks to the wall instead of telling you the essence of what they're really about. People say I'm really funny and tend to laugh whenever I tell jokes. I'm really sarcastic at all times. My sense of humor is kind of dark and cruel, except for I love "that's what she said" jokes. I like to laugh and show off my dimples! I am a basketball fanatic, I play all lot and have been an LA Lakers fan since as long as I can remember. Living in the city, I like to people-watch to see the funny dumb things people do. Food is one of my passions, I like to bake, cook, and go to restaurants and try new foods. I really like to cook for other people, maybe I can cook for you some time.
I'm a very versatile person, I get along well with lots of people. I can dress up (very sharp too lol) and go a social event or to the theater (real theater, not movies) or put on some athletic gear and hang and feel comfortable in either setting. I am an extremely passionate person in all aspects of life. Whether it be music, cooking, or my job, I give everything I do my utmost effort (hopefully you can be a part of this). I love a good debate, and I love grammar. Like I said before, telling jokes is another thing I am really good at, people always seem to laugh at the things I say, but that may just be because I'm crazy or something (fingers crossed).
Like I said to start, I'm looking for more than just a pretty face. I want a girl that can enjoy a witty, intellectual, sometimes intense conversation. The more existential the conversation the better. There's nothing I like more than having a conversation that starts with noticing someone's earrings, to turning into a discussion about the vestibular system, that ends in cracking jokes about how much of a nerd I really am. I want someone that knows what they like and what they are passionate about and isn't afraid to stand up for it, but also is open to new experiences. I really like going for random, aimless walks with no particular destination, so if you like to do that too you get bonus points in my book! As far as appearance is concerned, I'm pretty open as to what I want. Most women are beautiful in one way or another. I usually do prefer taller girls (in the 5'6 and above range) but please don't think I'll reject you if you're shorter! If you're a flake, or someone who wants to get by on their looks alone, please move on. That's not what I'm looking for. I want someone special and you should message me if you are as special on the inside as you are on the outside.
My favorite quote: "Love me or hate me, at least you care about me."
Now that we've got that out of the way: Ladies, are you more than just a pretty face?
If you are, hello! I'm Zach.....I don't like to brag about myself, at least not about anything I can't prove lol......most guys probably tend to tell you a million facts about themselves and hope something sticks to the wall instead of telling you the essence of what they're really about. People say I'm really funny and tend to laugh whenever I tell jokes. I'm really sarcastic at all times. My sense of humor is kind of dark and cruel, except for I love "that's what she said" jokes. I like to laugh and show off my dimples! I am a basketball fanatic, I play all lot and have been an LA Lakers fan since as long as I can remember. Living in the city, I like to people-watch to see the funny dumb things people do. Food is one of my passions, I like to bake, cook, and go to restaurants and try new foods. I really like to cook for other people, maybe I can cook for you some time.
I'm a very versatile person, I get along well with lots of people. I can dress up (very sharp too lol) and go a social event or to the theater (real theater, not movies) or put on some athletic gear and hang and feel comfortable in either setting. I am an extremely passionate person in all aspects of life. Whether it be music, cooking, or my job, I give everything I do my utmost effort (hopefully you can be a part of this). I love a good debate, and I love grammar. Like I said before, telling jokes is another thing I am really good at, people always seem to laugh at the things I say, but that may just be because I'm crazy or something (fingers crossed).
Like I said to start, I'm looking for more than just a pretty face. I want a girl that can enjoy a witty, intellectual, sometimes intense conversation. The more existential the conversation the better. There's nothing I like more than having a conversation that starts with noticing someone's earrings, to turning into a discussion about the vestibular system, that ends in cracking jokes about how much of a nerd I really am. I want someone that knows what they like and what they are passionate about and isn't afraid to stand up for it, but also is open to new experiences. I really like going for random, aimless walks with no particular destination, so if you like to do that too you get bonus points in my book! As far as appearance is concerned, I'm pretty open as to what I want. Most women are beautiful in one way or another. I usually do prefer taller girls (in the 5'6 and above range) but please don't think I'll reject you if you're shorter! If you're a flake, or someone who wants to get by on their looks alone, please move on. That's not what I'm looking for. I want someone special and you should message me if you are as special on the inside as you are on the outside.
My favorite quote: "Love me or hate me, at least you care about me."
