Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a normal guy. I go to work and school.I'm pretty nerdy and I'm
huge into movies, so I quote them all the time.
After high school I kind of floated around not really doing
anything. I moved out and got some roommates and we had a grand old
time. Drinking and playing beerpong. So basically I got the whole
college experience without actually going to college. Unfortunately
when everyone else graduated I was seriously behind. This continued
until about 2 years ago when I realized that my pretty face
wouldn't get me free drinks forever. So I went back to school and
got a grown up job.
I like to go out with friends. I tailgate with my family and I just
got into running. I like fishing and I was recently invited to go
dove hunting, although I'm a little nervous about it. I'm not
really into guns. I work 4 10 hour shifts a week so most of my time
gets eaten up by work and school during the week. But on the
weekends I would love to do more stuff. Like I said I love watching
movies, but I really want to start hiking and eventually get into
rock climbing. I love to travel. Road trips are the best! So if you
wanna go on an adventure send me a message.
** As a side note **
It seems to me that these days I have been seeing a lot of
____sexual what-the-fuck-ever classifications that people do of
themselves. eg, Pansexual, sapiosexual, transmayonnaiseonionsexual.
Whatever these new "genders" or what the hell the are, I don't
really understand to be honest. I honestly don't have time to
decipher your heiroglyphic sexual orientation. But if you like guys
who are unable to grow significant facial hair, but have a job and
thier own place, and an ambition to continue moving upward in the
mostly agreed upon social stucture, then please feel free to hit me
up. Unless you would like to insist that you are in fact a
transdimensional unicorn and our relationship must remain secret
until it is approved by the full Vogon Council.
What I’m doing with my life
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I work at a machine shop and I'm going to school to be a machinist
right now. So I go to Pima and Work and what's left of my time is
catching up on Reddit and Digg and The Daily Show. If something
isn't shown there then I probably don't know about it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I can read pretty fast. I remember a lot of useless trivia, mostly
about movies. Numbers seem to stick in my head for some reason... I
can do a Rubik's Cube. As far as boyfriend skills... I don't
complain much. We will never argue about where you want to eat
because after a while, I'm just going to pick somewhere. I'm not
possessive... IDK. I a nice person I guess. I mean everyone's an
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm not sure. I have been told that I am tall. 6" is average height
according to the comparison drawing in my dinosaur encyclopedia.
Kinda chubby. I think I'm Tyler Labine's long lost mexican
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: High-Fantasy; GRRM, Dragon Prince, Tolkien (kind of boring),
Chronicles of Black Company, stuff like that. I also like
contemporary stuff Jarhead, Fight Club, that kind of stuff. I'm not
a book snob but I think I would like to be. I can read pretty fast,
but I'm usually reading stuff for school or whatever. I used to
read a lot but I can't find any really good books anymore.
Movies: I love movies. I watch everything and I can usually spot a
movie title within the first 30 seconds of watching it, regardless
of where it is in the film. I don't really know if that's something
to brag about so I buried in in the favorites section instead of
the What I'm Good At section.
Music: My Chemical Romance, Taking Back Sunday, Silverstein,
Augustana, all that emo crap. I like old stuff too, with the
exception of Bob Dylan. I don't get it. What's so great about that
guy, no really somebody please tell me. Rap mostly sucks but there
are some gems that I can listen to. Country is the same as
I like most all food except Indian food and East Coast specialty
dishes. Seriously scrapple. Why does it taste so gross. Don't know
what I'm talking about. Imagine pork pureed, smothered in gravy and
then served like a pudding... so GROSS!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Sleep, I never have enough sleep.
Money. Self explanatory.
Car. I hate the bus.
Computer, otherwise we would never meet.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I want to be when I grow up. Also bills and savings and how to
tip the balance while still blowing money at Casa Video.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
It really depends on my mood. I usually hang with my friends and go
out to dinner, or drive up to phoenix. Sometimes I'll go out of
town or turn in early because I'm doing something Saturday morning.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have no idea how to be an adult, and when I discuss this with
people/peers they act as if they think I'm crazy but I'm pretty
sure they're faking it too.
Also sometimes I feel like I'm seeing the same NPCs in my life over
and over again.
You should message me if
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