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zoejoon

30 Cairo, Egypt Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 26–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:24pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on Ph.D program
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
There is something achingly postmodern about being on OKCupid in Cairo. I guess we all take our liberation where we can get it :)

If you want to laugh and then cry that one out over drinks, let me know.

I'm in Cairo for a while for my dissertation research. I've been living here and there (as in around, not fixed in one place) in recent years, but I'm originally from California and people say that's relevant to my overall persona. I accept that :)

I could go on and on about myself (really!), but no one here seems to bother filling out a profile or answering any match questions to establish basic compatibility, so I'll just leave it there.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
see above.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
selecting fruit, walking fast through crowds, detecting bullshit, putting people at ease, guacamole, evading jetlag.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my smile is nerdily endearing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
i skip straight to your music. actually i'm just here trolling for music advice. sometimes i look at your books.

some music: air, andrew bird, blood orange, the clash, cut copy, david bowie, deerhunter, destroyer, edward sharpe, foxygen, fela kuti, grizzly bear, hamilton leithauser, INXS, janelle monae, jill scott, kurt vile, kanye, lcd soundsystem, majical cloudz, mos def, the national, nicolas jaar, owen pallett, outkast, prince, queen, raphael saadiq, the roots, stereolab, spoon, st. vincent, tennis, toots and the maytals, (something with u?), velvet underground, wolf parade, the xx, young fathers, yelle, zola jesus

some books: disgrace, beer in the snooker club, a confederacy of dunces, the master and margarita, infinite jest, season of migration to the north, the possessed, snow, lolita, men in the sun, midnight's children, atonement, the grapes of wrath, anna karenina.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
novelty and change
old and new friends
gluten
running shoes
trust
something to look forward to
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
bah, everything.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i unanswered the question about whether i had ever eaten anything out of the trash because i didn't like what it did to my personality profile stats.

ok, i'm not *only* looking for "new friends"
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you actually read my profile and it moves you to say something - anything! - beyond "Hi/Wanna chat?/What's your PhD about?"

if you want to make me laugh, you should definitely message me. if you message me without reading my profile, i guarantee i'll be laughing at you (although you'll never know, so no harm done to you!) otherwise, don't worry, i'm laughing with you, and thank you :)

turn ons:
brains
politics (radical but not anarchist)
shoulders/hands
tattoos
most facial hair

turn offs:
narcissism
bougieness
stasis
lame tattoos
most hats