I'm secretly a serial killer...and I need a partner in crime

:D hahaa just kidding--or am i?

my myspacer----> https://www.myspace.com/zryuzaki

important things you should know about me:
1. i'm bipolar
2. i have intimacy issues
3. i'm..how do you say..very intense
4. i rly want to meet cool new ppl on here but i am a bit apprehensive about meeting ppl in person, although that'd be cool if i got to know you well enough :D

im one of those people who gets rly happy when it rains. :]

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So, they told me to increase my profile to 1,000 words in order to reach 85% completeness :) i like having all these objectives&goals, i feel like I'm in The Sims. & btw i fckin LOVE The Sims.

Do I have 1,000 words yet?

I would like to be able to say that I have a lot of "hobbies" & "skills" but I DON'T! I don't have any extracurricular activities, or even a job. lol.
& sometimes I go for a disturbingly long time without going outside.

I'm probably one of the most open-minded people you'll meet ever. My mind is so open my brain fell out.

I would tell you to beware of the ROBOT UPRISING, but it's quite inevitable, with technology increasing at increasingly exponential rates; it is only a matter of time. In fact, I believe it may happen within our lifetime; Also I think when it happens it will be a lot like the movie iRobot.

HM...what else?

I am weird, odd, and strange

I'm almost in college, (I really want to get into UNCA)and I'll probably major in Psychology..b/c humans are just so interesting...I want to be a A)mad psychiatrist B)mad scientist C)owner of a giant crazy candy chocolate factory D)hotel reviewer E)serial killer F)Actress G)blood spatter analysist or possibly an H)air hostess

" Your life and watching you live it is like a gag-reel of ineffective bodily functions. "

saving things til the last minute, reading minds, invisibility, fcking things up

i'm not "all there". seriously;
i'm weird
&usually i'm quiet

TV: my favorite tv show is DEXTER.<3, The Office, House<333, Invader Zim, Weeds, My Name is Earl,

books:Harry Potter<333, 1984, anything by Chuck Klosterman...self-help books? and I love Science Fiction!

video games: Kingdom Hearts, Parasite Eve, The Sims, Chrono Cross, Bioshock

movies: The Matrix, Repo Man!!, Waking Life, A Scanner Darkly, bill & ted's excellent adventure, bill & ted's bogus journey, Tim Burton movies

music: the killers, the decemberists, bright eyes, tool, APC, green day,Lady Gaga (AHAHA no srsly tho.), Nightmare of You

food: i love food but we have a difficult relationship, as i also love not being fat...but i love all kinds of food, except seafood. ew.

Actors: Robert Downey Jr., Michael C. Hall, Johnny Depp, Winona Ryder, John Lithgow, Rainn Wilson

6.the internet
5.My brainses
4.diet soda
3.ATTENTION.
2.my limbs & appendages..i've grown..quite attached (LOL thats a horrible joke)
1.a good sense of humour

opening a candy shop,
wtf i'm going to do with my life
worrying about things i can't control

watching dexter

the only reason im on this site is bc 1) im so narcissistic i just want to take quizzes about ME all day and 2) i want to find a clone of Dexter Morgan...its ok if you are a serial killer too..

you're like Dexter Morgan o.o

or if you're interested in making a new friend
or possibly (possibly!) more...
BUT DONT MSG ME IF YOURE A CREEPY OLD DUDE

ALSO for any ASHEVILLIANS--i may be moving there soon! and i would like to meet someone who might be looking for a roommate? def. contact me!!