New to Greenfield. Recently retired and moved to be closer to my kids. Warning, I am not "outdoorsy"...don't hike, ski or sky dive.

Who will introduce me to the delights of Western Mass?

Warm and fluffy, LEFT WING LIBERAL, educated, zany, vibrant woman; I am practicing agnostic..YES, I have to practice, however I was born and raised traditionally Jewish, leaning towards orthodoxy.)...I do not suffer fools lightly. I do not look my age...get over it...it is just a number. I am not into sports (but I do love to swim). I am in love with my Kindle. I am also looking for a man who wants a woman in his life for fun, giggles and hugs.

MUST BE A NON SMOKER, SUPER NEAT, EDUCATED AND THINK FOX NEWS IS BAD FOR THE HEALTH.

So what is on your bucket list???

Truth in Advertising Alert...younger photos...20 years ago...currrently, hair now short...but it will grow back when I feel like it.

Scratching my head while avoiding "reality shows", writing, reading (mostly books based on history), trying to understand this universe.

Sleeping...I practice by taking naps...it is like a runners' warm-up exercises.
Writing...making people laugh. Used to be a great cook, don't care that much anymore, cooking for one is no fun.
Creative problems solving...making funny remarks.
Reading while the TV is on.

Probably red hair now streaked with gray, blue/greenish eyes and giggle quickly followed by my intelligence (and modesty).

Too many books to even pick one out...except my kid's...who are both published writers...of course they are my favs.
Love music...love food...I am a happy camper most of the time.

MY KINDLE
MUSIC (Leonard Cohen anyone?), opera.
QUIET
MY LIME GREEN RECLINER.
Hugs and giggles
My growing Karmic bank account

Can I find a man near my age (-or+) that will really turn me on, and make me want to put my hands all over him??? And turn about ...fair play!!! I have a thing for a nice smile...decent teeth, nice hands, animal magnitism...good grooming...and alluring aromas.

Do I really want to be a wife again??? As in, think about someone elses needs and wants before my own??? Would I mind doing the washing??? HELL YES (the washing I mean...I don't even like doing my own.)

READING WITH MY FEET UP AND MAYBE A GLASS OF WINE IN MY HAND.

IF YOU GOOGLE ME, YOU CAN READ MY XXX RATED POETRY.

Are a healthy male with few regrets, not anger driven, and looking for a funny and smart, capable female who is looking...really looking for the last great passion. If you know what Hot Pastrami is and where to get it will be a big plus, also if you loved MAD magazine...I wonder if I can get them on my Kindle???

I am not a one night stand...been there...done that...won't do it again. Yes, I am looking for marriage...(I think). I have been married...however I believe that we now live so long...who we fall in love with in our youth(when driven by the need to procreate)...doesn't mean it is what we will love when we get older and wiser. I am older and wiser now.