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zoftig325

73 Greenfield, MA Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 55–100
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jul 14, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 1″ (1.55m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Medicine
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
New to Greenfield. Recently retired and moved to be closer to my kids. Warning, I am not "outdoorsy"...don't hike, ski or sky dive.

Who will introduce me to the delights of Western Mass?

Warm and fluffy, LEFT WING LIBERAL, educated, zany, vibrant woman; I am practicing agnostic..YES, I have to practice, however I was born and raised traditionally Jewish, leaning towards orthodoxy.)...I do not suffer fools lightly. I do not look my age...get over it...it is just a number. I am not into sports (but I do love to swim). I am in love with my Kindle. I am also looking for a man who wants a woman in his life for fun, giggles and hugs.

MUST BE A NON SMOKER, SUPER NEAT, EDUCATED AND THINK FOX NEWS IS BAD FOR THE HEALTH.

So what is on your bucket list???

Truth in Advertising Alert...younger photos...20 years ago...currrently, hair now short...but it will grow back when I feel like it.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Scratching my head while avoiding "reality shows", writing, reading (mostly books based on history), trying to understand this universe.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Sleeping...I practice by taking naps...it is like a runners' warm-up exercises.
Writing...making people laugh. Used to be a great cook, don't care that much anymore, cooking for one is no fun.
Creative problems solving...making funny remarks.
Reading while the TV is on.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably red hair now streaked with gray, blue/greenish eyes and giggle quickly followed by my intelligence (and modesty).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Too many books to even pick one out...except my kid's...who are both published writers...of course they are my favs.
Love music...love food...I am a happy camper most of the time.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
MY KINDLE
MUSIC (Leonard Cohen anyone?), opera.
QUIET
MY LIME GREEN RECLINER.
Hugs and giggles
My growing Karmic bank account
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Can I find a man near my age (-or+) that will really turn me on, and make me want to put my hands all over him??? And turn about ...fair play!!! I have a thing for a nice smile...decent teeth, nice hands, animal magnitism...good grooming...and alluring aromas.

Do I really want to be a wife again??? As in, think about someone elses needs and wants before my own??? Would I mind doing the washing??? HELL YES (the washing I mean...I don't even like doing my own.)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
READING WITH MY FEET UP AND MAYBE A GLASS OF WINE IN MY HAND.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
IF YOU GOOGLE ME, YOU CAN READ MY XXX RATED POETRY.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Are a healthy male with few regrets, not anger driven, and looking for a funny and smart, capable female who is looking...really looking for the last great passion. If you know what Hot Pastrami is and where to get it will be a big plus, also if you loved MAD magazine...I wonder if I can get them on my Kindle???

I am not a one night stand...been there...done that...won't do it again.
Am I looking to get married again??? I don't think so, but never say never!