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zomb-a-tron

35 M Whitehaven, UK

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–44
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 3
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Other
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Yiddish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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i am a happy-go-lucky scamp, who likes meeting new people, dancing about, and having a chuckle.
What I’m doing with my life
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I ve moved back up to Cumbria from Brighton, i ve spent the last 14 years down there having fun, working doing sales and advertizing jobs. I am now a carer, for my dad, he s well funny and cool to hang out with. Also saving up cash for gigs down in Manchester, festivals next summer, and maybe a holiday out in Cambodia.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Seeing the funny side.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Crazy eyes, and Grin, I guess.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I love watching films, Great films like The Shining or Ground-hog Day and awful stuff like Trolls 2 or The Toxic Avenger. Happy watching just about anything. I even like watching star trek, and kids cartoons, Invader Zim and Ren ang Stimpy being my favourites.
I ll be honest i am not a massive reader, i ve read all the Ian M Banks Culture novels which are amazing, and loads of Tom Robbins and Kurt Vonnegut cos i likez the prose and that.
Musics harder to summarize, here is four songs i like.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCadcBR95oU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Uee_mcxvrw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMWqzHvSMvw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbJ63spk48s

But if you really want to know message me.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Potatoes
My Glasses
Coffee
Me Famalam
Me Mates
Festivals
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing Jeff Goldblum tings.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Once i walked into a full length mirror, cos i thought it was a door.
You should message me if
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You fancy a laugh, or a drink or preferably both.