I'm the kind of guy who would buy you your favorite book not a drink. Anyone who would appreciate that should message me.
I'm tempted to say whovians only. Normal people are just sooooo not interesting. On this site at least.
Also if I ask "how are you?" Don't just say "good" I will respond with "that's good" and never talk to you again. Conversate. I will kill the conversation immediately if you talk like a retard. Actually that's not nice. I've worked with mentally disabled people and they know how to conversate. What I should say is I'll end it if you don't make yourself interesting. It's not hard to be interesting. And for fucks sake stop using letters. Hbu or wyd stupid stuff like that is a huge turnoff.