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zombiecomic

29 M Nashville, TN

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:04pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I tell jokes and write things. Im trying to make it as a stand-up comic as well as host a podcast. I love horror movies. Im a practioner of the nerdly arts. Ive recently really gotten in vinyl record collecting. I heart hugs.

I am Funny, Witty, and Sarcastic
What I’m doing with my life
Aside from trying to become a media darling, I'm currently selling liquor and wines to the good folks of Nashville. I'm working on a screenplay. This is starting to sound like a Woody Allen movie already. Blerg.
I’m really good at
I have an encyclopedic knowledge of Jeopardy type answers. Napping, over reacting to small things in a devilishly charming and funny way, I also cook when time allows.
The first things people usually notice about me
Eyes. Hair. Sun glasses. Translucent Irish skin tone.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: Horror, Tarentino, Kevin Smith, Robert Rodriguez, Woody Allen, Edgar Wright, John Carpenter, Evil Dead, Smokey and the Bandit(don't judge) Star G'D Wars. ZOMBIES!

Music: I heart the metal. It comes from hell, and I'm okay with that. Black Sabbath and Motörhead are good times. I'm currently super into Amon Amarth. I also like Mastadon (the band, not really the large wooly elephant, they seem like they could be a douche if you ever met one) I also am into Foo Fighters in ways a man ought not be.

Books: Mostly humor and biography. I like Nick Hornby. I enjoy Brad Meltzer. I just got a Kindle, and loaded it with 45ish books. I'll be there for the next few days.

Shows: I watch a lot of History Channel documentaries. I also am into Psych, Conan, Community, The Daily Show, The Walking Dead, Dexter, the Simpsons, Arrested Development, Doctor Who, Doctor Who, and Doctor Who.
#sixseasonsandamovie

Food: I like to cook. I eat.
The six things I could never do without
smart phone, record player, caffeine, Netflix, booze, a quality set of headphones
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why aren't there video stores any more?
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing something exceedingly boring I assure you, closing up the shop or drinking. It's a toss up really. I need To go out more, wanna come with?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't like mac & cheese. I. SAID. IT!
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You like gingers, want to talk to me regarding pretty much anything, or you find me to be adorable.