zombiecomic
31 Nashville, TN
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My self-summary
I tell jokes and write things. Im trying to make it as a stand-up comic. I love horror movies, metal, and Im a practioner of the nerdly arts. I heart hugs.

I am Funny, Witty, and full of pith.
What I’m doing with my life
Aside from trying to become a media darling, I'm currently selling liquor and wines to the good folks of Nashville. This is starting to sound like a Woody Allen movie already. Blerg.
I’m really good at
I have an encyclopedic knowledge of Jeopardy type answers. Napping, over reacting to small things in a devilishly charming and funny way, I also cook when time allows.
The first things people usually notice about me
Eyes. Hair. Sun glasses. Translucent Irish skin tone.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: Horror, Tarentino, Kevin Smith, Robert Rodriguez, Woody Allen, Edgar Wright, John Carpenter, Evil Dead, Smokey and the Bandit(don't judge) Star G'D Wars. ZOMBIES!

Music: I heart the metal. It comes from hell, and I'm okay with that. Black Sabbath and Motörhead are good times. I'm currently super into Ghost, Amon Amarth, Battlecross, Gojira, Gruesome, Death (the old school death metal band, the punk outfit is fine too I guess) Iron Maiden, Red Fang, The Sword, Gwar. I also like Mastadon (the band, not really the large wooly elephant, they seem like they could be a douche if you ever met one) I also am into Foo Fighters in ways a man ought not be.

Books: Mostly humor and biography. I like Nick Hornby. I enjoy Brad Meltzer. I just got a Kindle, and loaded it with 45ish books. I'll be there for the next few days.

Shows: I watch a lot of History Channel documentaries. I also am into Arrow, Conan, Community, The Daily Show, The Walking Dead, Dexter, the Simpsons, Arrested Development, Doctor Who, Doctor Who, and Doctor Who.
#sixseasonsandamovie

Food: I like to cook. I eat.
The six things I could never do without
smart phone, metal, caffeine, Netflix, booze, a quality set of headphones
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why aren't there video stores any more?
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing something exceedingly boring I assure you, closing up the shop or drinking. It's a toss up really. I need To go out more, wanna come with?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I love pro wrestling. I. SAID. IT!
You should message me if
You like gingers, want to talk to me regarding pretty much anything, or you find me to be adorable.
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