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29 M Nashville, TN

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:04pm
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Full figured
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of university
Entertainment / Media
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs

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My self-summary
I tell jokes and write things. Im trying to make it as a stand-up comic as well as host a podcast. I love horror movies. Im a practioner of the nerdly arts. Ive recently really gotten in vinyl record collecting. I heart hugs.

I am Funny, Witty, and Sarcastic
What I’m doing with my life
Aside from trying to become a media darling, I'm currently selling liquor and wines to the good folks of Nashville. I'm working on a screenplay. This is starting to sound like a Woody Allen movie already. Blerg.
I’m really good at
I have an encyclopedic knowledge of Jeopardy type answers. Napping, over reacting to small things in a devilishly charming and funny way, I also cook when time allows.
The first things people usually notice about me
Eyes. Hair. Sun glasses. Translucent Irish skin tone.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: Horror, Tarentino, Kevin Smith, Robert Rodriguez, Woody Allen, Edgar Wright, John Carpenter, Evil Dead, Smokey and the Bandit(don't judge) Star G'D Wars. ZOMBIES!

Music: I heart the metal. It comes from hell, and I'm okay with that. Black Sabbath and Motörhead are good times. I'm currently super into Amon Amarth. I also like Mastadon (the band, not really the large wooly elephant, they seem like they could be a douche if you ever met one) I also am into Foo Fighters in ways a man ought not be.

Books: Mostly humor and biography. I like Nick Hornby. I enjoy Brad Meltzer. I just got a Kindle, and loaded it with 45ish books. I'll be there for the next few days.

Shows: I watch a lot of History Channel documentaries. I also am into Psych, Conan, Community, The Daily Show, The Walking Dead, Dexter, the Simpsons, Arrested Development, Doctor Who, Doctor Who, and Doctor Who.

Food: I like to cook. I eat.
The six things I could never do without
smart phone, record player, caffeine, Netflix, booze, a quality set of headphones
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why aren't there video stores any more?
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing something exceedingly boring I assure you, closing up the shop or drinking. It's a toss up really. I need To go out more, wanna come with?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't like mac & cheese. I. SAID. IT!
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You like gingers, want to talk to me regarding pretty much anything, or you find me to be adorable.