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30 Nashville, TN Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
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5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
Full figured
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Dropped out of University
My self-summary
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I tell jokes and write things. Im trying to make it as a stand-up comic. I love horror movies, metal, and Im a practioner of the nerdly arts. I heart hugs.

I am Funny, Witty, and full of pith.
What I’m doing with my life
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Aside from trying to become a media darling, I'm currently selling liquor and wines to the good folks of Nashville. This is starting to sound like a Woody Allen movie already. Blerg.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I have an encyclopedic knowledge of Jeopardy type answers. Napping, over reacting to small things in a devilishly charming and funny way, I also cook when time allows.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Eyes. Hair. Sun glasses. Translucent Irish skin tone.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies: Horror, Tarentino, Kevin Smith, Robert Rodriguez, Woody Allen, Edgar Wright, John Carpenter, Evil Dead, Smokey and the Bandit(don't judge) Star G'D Wars. ZOMBIES!

Music: I heart the metal. It comes from hell, and I'm okay with that. Black Sabbath and Motörhead are good times. I'm currently super into Amon Amarth. I also like Mastadon (the band, not really the large wooly elephant, they seem like they could be a douche if you ever met one) I also am into Foo Fighters in ways a man ought not be.

Books: Mostly humor and biography. I like Nick Hornby. I enjoy Brad Meltzer. I just got a Kindle, and loaded it with 45ish books. I'll be there for the next few days.

Shows: I watch a lot of History Channel documentaries. I also am into Arrow, Conan, Community, The Daily Show, The Walking Dead, Dexter, the Simpsons, Arrested Development, Doctor Who, Doctor Who, and Doctor Who.

Food: I like to cook. I eat.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
smart phone, metal, caffeine, Netflix, booze, a quality set of headphones
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why aren't there video stores any more?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Doing something exceedingly boring I assure you, closing up the shop or drinking. It's a toss up really. I need To go out more, wanna come with?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I love pro wrestling. I. SAID. IT!
You should message me if
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You like gingers, want to talk to me regarding pretty much anything, or you find me to be adorable.