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zombieerin

31 F Augusta, GA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:34pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity
Sign
Aquarius
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Management
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Okay)

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My self-summary
- If you are just looking for a hook up don't bother looking here.

-I laugh at jokes that aren't funny.

- I am creepy and awkward.

-I take chances.

-I can be brutally honest.

-I am an unintentional asshole.

-My friends are my family.

-I don't want to die old.

-I don't want to be eaten by a cat.

-I don't believe in love at first sight.

-I like romantic movies but they make me feel sorry for myself.

-I don't like feeling sorry for myself.

-I don't do drugs.

-I like Elvis.

-I like Robots.

-It's too bad that wax figures aren't robots.

-I like "that's what she said" jokes.

- I wish I lived on a commune.
What I’m doing with my life
I work from home which is pretty amazing. I'm really happy with my life right now! I am fluent in 3 languages: English, sarcasm and profanity.
I’m really good at
-Making an ass of myself
-Being awesome
-Cooking
-Speaking before I think
-Being wayyyy to hyper
-Flirting my way out of tickets
The first things people usually notice about me
The fact that I have the worlds cutest button nose.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Types of music I enjoy:
-Anything on old vinyl records
-Ska music
-French Cafe Music

Bands:
-Modest mouse
-The Dismemberment plan
-Reel big fish
-Leslie and the lys
-Hope for agoldensummer
- How I became the bomb
- Devendra Banheart
- The Emotron
- Blood for blood
- No Doubt (the first two albums at least)
- Lilly Allen
- Andrew Jackson Jihad
- Gogol Bordello

Food:
-Sushi
-Indian food
-Salad
-Pizza
The six things I could never do without
-YouTube
-My iPhone
-Burts bees
-Advil
-My zombie appoclypse plan.
-A cozy sweater
On a typical Friday night I am
Working or downtown
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I spend way too much time thinking about how to survive when the zombies take over.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
-Like big girls
-Don't do drugs
-Think you have a great zombie Apocalypse plan that you would like to share with me
-Own a record player
-Knew who modest mouse was before they were on the radio
- Thrift store junkies
- Like going on road trips to see great bands
- You know why I smile when I see a wild pack of family dogs.
- Someone who will watch chick flicks with me and not make fun of me because I cry....