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31 Burton, MI Woman


I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jan 15
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I just moved here from Georgia. I need cool people to hang out and go get coffee with.

- If you are just looking for a hook up don't bother looking here.

-I laugh at jokes that aren't funny.

- I am creepy and awkward.

-I take chances.

-I can be brutally honest.

-I am an unintentional asshole.

-My friends are my family.

-I don't want to die old.

-I don't want to be eaten by a cat.

-I don't believe in love at first sight.

-I like romantic movies but they make me feel sorry for myself.

-I don't like feeling sorry for myself.

-I don't do drugs.

-I like Elvis.

-I like Robots.

-It's too bad that wax figures aren't robots.

-I like "that's what she said" jokes.

- I wish I lived on a commune but I enjoy red meat and electricity too much.
What I’m doing with my life
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I am fluent in 3 languages: English, sarcasm and profanity.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Making an ass of myself
-Being awesome
-Speaking before I think
-Being wayyyy to hyper
-Flirting my way out of tickets
The first things people usually notice about me
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The fact that I have the worlds cutest button nose.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Types of music I enjoy:
-Anything on old vinyl records
-Ska music
-French Cafe Music

-Modest mouse
- Paul Bearabeau
- kimya dawson
-The Dismemberment plan
-Reel big fish
-Leslie and the lys
-Hope for agoldensummer
- How I became the bomb
- Devendra Banheart
- The Emotron
- Blood for blood
- No Doubt (the first two albums at least)
- Lilly Allen
- Andrew Jackson Jihad
- Gogol Bordello

I may be fat but some of my favorite foods include Tempe, kale, and seaweed yum!
-Indian food
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-My iPhone (I rock the old school iphone4)
-Burts bees
-My zombie appoclypse plan.
-A cozy sweater
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working or downtown
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I spend way too much time thinking about how to survive when the zombies take over. And my friends say I'm a hipster because I love very obscure music.
You should message me if
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-Like big girls
-Don't do drugs
-Think you have a great zombie Apocalypse plan that you would like to share with me
-Own a record player
-Knew who modest mouse was before they were on the radio
- Thrift store junkies
- Like going on road trips to see great bands
- You know why I smile when I see a wild pack of family dogs.
- Someone who will watch chick flicks with me and not make fun of me because I cry....

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