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31 F Fenton, MI

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 3:07pm
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I currently live in Augusta Georgia looking to move to Michigan in September.

- If you are just looking for a hook up don't bother looking here.

-I laugh at jokes that aren't funny.

- I am creepy and awkward.

-I take chances.

-I can be brutally honest.

-I am an unintentional asshole.

-My friends are my family.

-I don't want to die old.

-I don't want to be eaten by a cat.

-I don't believe in love at first sight.

-I like romantic movies but they make me feel sorry for myself.

-I don't like feeling sorry for myself.

-I don't do drugs.

-I like Elvis.

-I like Robots.

-It's too bad that wax figures aren't robots.

-I like "that's what she said" jokes.

- I wish I lived on a commune but I enjoy red meat and electricity too much.
What I’m doing with my life
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I am fluent in 3 languages: English, sarcasm and profanity.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Making an ass of myself
-Being awesome
-Speaking before I think
-Being wayyyy to hyper
-Flirting my way out of tickets
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The fact that I have the worlds cutest button nose.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Types of music I enjoy:
-Anything on old vinyl records
-Ska music
-French Cafe Music

-Modest mouse
- Paul Bearabeau
- kimya dawson
-The Dismemberment plan
-Reel big fish
-Leslie and the lys
-Hope for agoldensummer
- How I became the bomb
- Devendra Banheart
- The Emotron
- Blood for blood
- No Doubt (the first two albums at least)
- Lilly Allen
- Andrew Jackson Jihad
- Gogol Bordello

I may be fat but some of my favorite foods include Tempe, kale, and seaweed yum!
-Indian food
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-My iPhone
-Burts bees
-My zombie appoclypse plan.
-A cozy sweater
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working or downtown
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I spend way too much time thinking about how to survive when the zombies take over.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-Like big girls
-Don't do drugs
-Think you have a great zombie Apocalypse plan that you would like to share with me
-Own a record player
-Knew who modest mouse was before they were on the radio
- Thrift store junkies
- Like going on road trips to see great bands
- You know why I smile when I see a wild pack of family dogs.
- Someone who will watch chick flicks with me and not make fun of me because I cry....