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zombieoutside

31 M Los Angeles, CA

I’m looking for

  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 21–99
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Sep 16
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 9″ (1.76m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
University
Job
Hospitality
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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My passion is my career, but I'm also a huge comic book fan. I like working out, but don't do the gym. I mostly do kettle bell stuff and other home work outs. Why get a gym membership when you can get a better work out at your house? I love food, cooking it and eating it. I'm up for any adventure.
What I’m doing with my life
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Cooking everyday. Relaxing with my friends and seeing where life takes me.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking, drawing, listening.
The first things people usually notice about me
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You tell me. I get eyes a lot.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Tao of Jeet Kune Do, Fight Club, The Zombie Survival Guide, Grant Morrison comics, Watchmen, The Dark Knight Returns, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Ad Hoc at Home, Kitchen Confidential, etc.

Movies: Bruce Lee films, Good Fellas, The Departed, Fight Club, Snatch, The Dark Knight trilogy, the Star Wars trilogy (thank god he never tried to make some in the nineties they would have sucked), When Harry Met Sally, Red Belt, Quentin Tarantino films, The Graduate, Back to the Future trilogy, most Jackie Chan films, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Children of Men, Stanley Kubrick, kung fu films, Ong Bak, The Protector, The Professional, George A. Romero's zombie films, new Dawn of the Dead, The Karate Kid, Teen Wolf, Three Amigos, there are much more. Oh ya and of course The Big Lebowski and every other Coen brothers films. I can't go one day without quoting that film. Also Bill Murray.

T.V.:Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Cowboy Bebop, Avatar the Last Airbender, Twin Peeks, The Wire, Friday Night Lights, Game of Thrones, The Walking Dead, RuPaul's Drag Race, Venture Brothers, Californication, the food network.

Music: Okay if you thought the last lists where long this is really long so I'll spare you. Country for the most part is bad. For the most part. Top five favorite arts of all time. Wu Tang Clan, The Beetles, Johnny Cash, Slayer, Bob Marley.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My knife roll, a pull up bar, a towel, water, oxygen, and friends/family.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Food and how to make it better and comics. And how life should be lived. For happiness? What is happiness?Is it god? Etc. It'll go all day. Plus is the Things dork made of orange rock like the rest of his body? You know the important questions.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Behind a hot stove. But on nights when I have Friday nights off I don't know where maybe a bar, maybe a friends house, maybe in front of the TV. Ya never know.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I filled this out.
You should message me if
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If? Let me correct that sentence above. You should message me.