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zombywolfe

39 M Columbus, OH

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 28–42
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:32am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Leo
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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I work until 11each night. Not Fridays and Saturdays...

I guess a lot of dudes on here don't have jobs. Yes I have a full time job I really like.

I live alone in an apartment in Clintonville. I love my neighborhood.

Must like beards. That said...

learn people better. stay glad. have company but don't waste time. play and sing good. dance better. wake up and fight. love everybody. make up your mind. love family.

I have a degree in Philosophy and when people ask, "what does one do with a degree in philosophy?" I say... frame it. I haven't done that yet.

I think that if we vote for politicians, we should also get to vote for who our police are. Police officers should have to stand for election in the district sate patrol, keeping in mind how violent police officers are in America. Vote for cops!
What I’m doing with my life
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friends. work. play music lots. I play in a rock band called Bright Orange Lazarus (we're on FB https://www.facebook.com/BrightOrangeLazarus) and it takes up a lot of my time between practicing and playing shows. music is everything to me.

I dance to the beat of my own drum machine. It's an 808.

I'm not a sports fan. I don't dislike sports, in fact if someone has a party surrounding a sporting event I'll show up and eat their food and drink their beer, but you won't find me shouting at the tv or pumping my fist, or head butting, or high-fiving, or chest bumping, or partaking in any other agro, macho, rock show type behavior. I'll have a real good time though...

I'm very avant-garde right now. I'm about as avant-garde as I've ever been, right now at this very moment.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
growing a nice beard.

A word in a low whisper moves more dirt than than words that run like a farm tractor.

I've sung this song before.

chivalry is not dead it just looks funny.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I can open a beer bottle with a lighter.

I have big eyeballs with eyelashes like venus flytraps, but really it's just eyes and skin and hair. I have great vision and bad hearing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Too much music to type out on a Tuesday night. Lots and lots. Just ask.

I love movies.

I don't watch a ton of tv, but I do love Trailer Park Boys, Arrested Development, Seinfeld, Mad Men, The Fall Guy, Hogans Heros, and Knight Rider.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Gwar
punk rock
Coffee
Woody Guthrie (he's my hero)
The family farm in WV
Art and stuff
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Slayer

Quitting my job, selling my stuff, hopping a box car, going somewhere, playing songs.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Wearing green chucks. Turning squares into Daft Punk robots. I won't reveal anything more.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I don't like olives. I don't like vinegar. I cook with olive oil. I love mustard.

I can't look at an image of the Mona Lisa without imagining a huge handlebar mustache.
You should message me if
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you are awesome.

you are funny.

you have a story.

If you think homosexuality is a sin then fundamentally we will not get along.

I have zero tolerance for bigotry of any kind.