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zomglindawozz

18 / F / straight / Seeing someone

Charleston, South Carolina

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Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 4" (1.62m).
Body Type
Looking For
New friends
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Catholicism but not too serious about it
Sign
Gemini and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Student
Income
Kids
Likes children
Pets
Owns dogs and Owns cats
Languages
English

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I am witty, sarcastic, and fun!.

My Self-Summary

Hey! My name's Linda. I'm from Charleston and I've lived here all my life. I get bored really easily, so I tend to bake a lot. I read the dictionary when I'm bored too. I would like to think of myself as a fun person that is up for anything, and easy going. I tend to be kind of a really sarcastic person. Most people I like find it funny, but other do tend to think it's kind of rude. I just noticed that I've used the phrase "tend to..." three times. I'm kind of inpatient when I'm waiting in lines at a store or something. It just always happens to be that I'm waiting in the line that has some dumb bitch as a cashier that doesnt' know that she's doing, or I have that stupid bitch in front of me that makes someone go check the sale price of something that only like 30 cents cheaper than the original price. It's moments like those where I just really really hate everyone. If you have sex listed as one of the six things you can't live without then I wouldn't try to message me or anything because I just think you're a total tool. I get lost all the time. It's really quite pathetic my sense of direction is null. My all time favorite song right now is Butterfly by Rajaton. I hate clichés such as "Live life like there's no tommorow" and "Never give up on your dreams" and so on those like "inspirational" quotes just get on my nerves. I'd like to mention that if you've actually read my profile until now you should probably message me. I can't spell whatever so thanks firefox! I hate "indie trendie" kids, and all of you know what I'm talking about. That's all I got, haha. I really don't have any idea what to write in this section. I'll probably add more to this when I feel like it.

What I’m doing with my life

I'm going to school. And after this I really want to go to medical school so study neurological science. Just everything about the brain and mind fascinate me.

I’m really good at

I would like to think I'm good at baking ha. Also I think I'm pretty good at just talking to people. I'm not usually a shy person.

The first things people usually notice about me

I talk really fast and say the word, like, all the time.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Books-Anything by Clive Barker, Elsewhere by Gabrielle Zevin, The Night Trilogy by Elie Wiesel, and The Glass Castle by Jeanette Walls.

Movies-Killing Mum, Run Fatboy Run, A Dog's Breakfast, Shark vs Eagle, Lars and the Real Girl, Donnie Darko, Pan's Labyrinth, City of Lost Children, Children of Men, Kinky Boots (and no that is not porn, seriously.) and tons more.

Music-The Hoosiers, Small Leaks Sink Ships, The Smashing Pumpkins, The Cranberries, The Futureheads, Eisley, Sequoyah Prep School, Harvey Danger, Rufus Wainwright, Electric President, Dashboard Confessional, Rilo Kiley, The Kooks, Gogol Bordello, Iron & Wine, Reel Big Fish, Kings of Convenience, Explosions in the Sky, Eef Barzelay, Cat Power, Minus The Bear, Unwed Sailor, Jethro Tull, The Kinks, This Will Destroy You, The Appleseed Cast, The Prize Fighter Inferno, Band of Horses, HORSE the Band, Billy Talent, Biirdie, Crash Test Dummies, Ben Folds, The Format, and much more

Food- Diet Mountain Dew and Swedish Fish!

(and if you like all these things we may be soul mates so please do message me ha.)

The six things I could never do without

1.air
2.music (which is such a like generic answer but oh well)
3.my computer
4.my cell
5.probably my cat, scar face.
6.family and friends

I spend a lot of time thinking about

why guys want to send me pictures of their cock and want to have cyber sex. I mean really, that's so gross. Please keep your cock in your pants, thanks.

On a typical Friday night I am

Party! Hell yeah!

no I'm actually pretty boring....I mean I might go out with some friends or just relax at home it's whatever I feel like doing.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

Ask me. I might tell you something interesting.

You should message me if

You're really cool! Also, if you know the difference between your and you're, and if you know the difference between their, there, and they're.

kthanksbye!