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zoomyzoomy

50 M Hitchin, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Chap seeking a fantastic girl who loves the arts - music, theatre and dance. I am also seeking a cleaner who wears a very short skirt and someone to spoil with all my two for one vouchers.
What I’m doing with my life
Fighting the forces of evil armed only with a handkerchief and a teapot.
I’m really good at
Staring into the middle distance.
The first things people usually notice about me
I am late, my firm handshake and my smile that I will now try to re-create using the power of punctuation :-)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I no longer have time for books, movies, shows, music and food. Okcupid is my life now.
The six things I could never do without
Probably the whole lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
You.
Only you.
In fact, I'm standing behind you right now.
On a typical Friday night I am
Still working or down the pub.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have never seen Star Wars.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–70
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You like going to concerts. You fancy a pint. You enjoy cleaning in a mini skirt.

If we are 70% matched - send me a message. If we are 90%+ matched - seek a psychiatrist.