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31 Brooklyn, NY Cis Man

Cis Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–33
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:38am
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Working on masters program
Open relationship
Strictly non-monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and has cats

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My self-summary
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Gardening, cooking, filmmaking, woodworking. These are all things I enjoy and am decently good at.

First off, I'm in a non-monogamous relationship with the amazing therural_juror. We date people independently, which is what this profile is for. However, if you're interested in the both of us, you can check out frankandclaire. If you have any questions about us, please feel free to ask. I love talking about it!

So glad ok finally got it together with orientations. Queer works much better than straight for me. I'm not really interested in cis men. I'll gladly answer any questions you might have about it.

What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Thus far, my life is a 31-year experiment to see how many times a person can watch Home Alone without getting sick of it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Jeopardy!, running, photography, understanding when people have probably heard the same joke from each new person they meet, making brownies, crosswords, Monopoly, giving relationship advice, inventing new sports, inventing new drinking games.

The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Broad shoulders, blue eyes, tousled hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
When you're in the film industry, everybody asks you your favorite movie, so I always say Adaptation., though it's something that changes on a weekly basis.

Whenever I feel particularly depressed, I always remind myself that I live in an amazing world where I can watch The Big Lebowski or any Coen bros. film whenever I want.

Zinn, Wilde, Vonnegut, Ender, Arundhati Roy, Rilke, Sagan, Harry, Edna St. Vincent Millay.

We are absolutely in TV's Golden Age right now. I can go on for hours about how amazing the combination of HBO and DVR were for American culture, but I won't do that here.

The Wire, Game of Thrones, Community, Parks and Rec., Lost, Louie, Broad City, Adventure Time, The Venture Bros., Avatar: The Last Airbender.

I grew up listening to punk rock (mostly street punk), so that'll always be my first love.

The rest: The Magnetic Fields, The Kinks, Bowie, Joy Division, World/Inferno Friendship Society, They Might Be Giants, Talking Heads, Roxy Music, Lou Reed.

I put almost no stock in music as a signifier of a potential match.

This American Life, The Savage Lovecast, Slate's Spoiler Specials, Stuff You Should Know, Serial.

I like pretty much everything but mayonnaise. I'm not really into seafood, but I blame that mostly on my lack of exposure to it. I love anything spicy. I grow all my own chilis and make my own hot sauces. Pizza and ice cream are probably my two favorite foods, you know, because I'm 7.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
This seems like as good a place as any to tell you that Karamel Sutra is the best Ben and Jerry's flavor ever.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Script ideas, how big the Universe is, and sometimes both.

Why people never include art and sport in the list of "things that matter."

How lucky I am.

Kyriarchy dismantling.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Boasting about how my cousin played Leonardo in the Ninja Turtle movies.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Honestly, when I see all your travel photos on here, it makes me think you don't understand your privilege. It doesn't seem much different to me than posing next to a fancy car.

I've got some issues with anxiety that I'm treating. I tend to prefer people who aren't scared to talk about mental health.

My spirit animal isn't as self-congratulatory as yours.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I just want to emphasize the fact that, while I am partnered, I'm not here only to find people for the two of us to hang out with or with whom to have NSA sex. I love meeting new people and making connections, regardless of what the relationship is. Also, I try treat people as human beings first and foremost, and I don't consider decency to be something reserved just for those close to me.

A million points bonus if you think therural_juror is super rad and want to hang out with both of us. She's even better in person.

A million more bonus points if you're currently partnered or have experience with non-monogamy.

If you want to ask me questions about my relationship and non-monogamy instead of making assumptions about them. I think I/we might surprise you.

You don't mention anything about being partners in crime. Unless you're an actual criminal. Minus 947 points if you're holding a gun in your pics.

You make bold hair choices.

You're Ilana Glazer.

You're a feminist.

Eternal Sunshine is one of your favorite movies (I'm pretty sure this is 94% of my matches).