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31 M Brooklyn, NY

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5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Working on masters program
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and has cats

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My self-summary
Gardening, cooking, filmmaking, woodworking. These are all things I enjoy and am decently good at.

I'm in a non-monogamous relationship with the amazing therural_juror. Also, if you're interested in the both of us, you can check out frankandclaire.

I probably won't message you first, mostly because I don't want to pester people who aren't interested in someone in an open relationship.
What I’m doing with my life
Makin' movies.

Creating whenever possible.
I’m really good at
Jeopardy!, running, photography, understanding when people have probably heard the same joke from each new person they meet, making brownies, crosswords, Monopoly, improv, inventing new sports, inventing new drinking games.
The first things people usually notice about me
Broad shoulders, blue eyes, tousled hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
When you're in the film industry, everybody asks you your favorite movie, so I always say Adaptation., though it's something that changes on a weekly basis.

Whenever I feel particularly depressed, I always remind myself that I live in an amazing world where I can watch The Big Lebowski or any Coen bros. film whenever I want.

Zinn, Wilde, Vonnegut, Ender, Salinger, Arundhati Roy, Rilke, Sagan, Harry, Edna St. Vincent Millay.

We are absolutely in TV's Golden Age right now. I can go on for hours about how amazing the combination of HBO and DVR were for American culture, but I won't do that here.

The Wire, Game of Thrones, Community, Parks and Rec., Lost, Louie, Broad City, Adventure Time, The Venture Bros., Avatar: The Last Airbender.

I grew up listening to punk rock (mostly street punk), so that'll always be my first love.

The rest: The Magnetic Fields, The Kinks, Bowie, Joy Division, World/Inferno Friendship Society, They Might Be Giants, Talking Heads, Roxy Music.

I put almost no stock in music as a signifier of a potential match.

This American Life, The Savage Lovecast, Slate's Spoiler Specials, Stuff You Should Know, Wait Wait Don't Tell Me.

I like pretty much everything but mayonnaise. I'm not really into seafood, but I blame that mostly on my lack of exposure to it. I love anything spicy. I grow all my own chilis and make my own hot sauces.
The six things I could never do without
Comfortable shoes, some form of physical activity (i.e. sports), sunshine, my sister, internet, creative outlets.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Script ideas, how big the Universe is, and sometimes both.

Why people never include art and sport in the list of "things that matter."


Is overpopulation going to kill us or save us?
On a typical Friday night I am
Boasting about how my cousin played Leonardo in the Ninja Turtle movies.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
This profile is intentionally a bit dry. I find the seemingly large egos on many profiles to be a turn-off. Awesomeness should be self-evident, right?

I've been diagnosed Bipolar II.

My sister and I once spent an entire evening highlighting every swear word in our parents' dictionary. We were in our mid-twenties.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–34
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You want to hang out with me and/or therural_juror. She'll rock your socks off.

You find non-monogamy preferable.

You don't mention anything about being partners in crime. Unless you're an actual criminal.

You're Ilana Glazer.

You're a feminist.

You wanna eat some meat with me. I love vegetarians, and I spend a lot of time with them, but sometimes I really need someone who I can cook a steak for.

You're smarter than me.

Eternal Sunshine is one of your favorite movies (I'm pretty sure this is 94% of my matches).

You went to the Labyrinth singalong at BAM and want to relive its majesty.