I'm a Southern Gentleman from Atlanta that recently relocated to
the Big Apple for a change of pace and scenery.
You know, the usual: funny, outgoing, polite, relationship
oriented, loyal, intelligent with an excellent job (pretty much the
I hate the feeling of regret, so I will say "yes" to just about
anything if I haven't tried it. I am focused on my career and I am
looking for someone to enjoy being young together with.
What I’m doing with my life
I graduated with my BBA in Management and I work as Business
Process Consultant for a engineering software company (Confused? Me
too). Depending on the project that I'm on, my job requires me to
travel to customer sights to say, "What up?" in person from time to
time. Until January, I will work from home though allowing plenty
of time to assimilate and acclimate to NYC.
I’m really good at
Building relationships, witty banter, impressing your parents, and
making people laugh....oh and beatboxing. I like to think that with
a little liquid courage in me, I am one heck of a boogie-er too
(Wobble baby, wobble baby, wobble)!
The first things people usually notice about me
My 2 lazy eyes, my face tats, and my peg leg...scurvy ain't no
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Let's test your literature skills:
-"Big Brother is Watching You."
-"It's really too bad that so much crumby stuff is a lot of fun
-"Try them, try them, and you may! Try them and you may, I
For those movie buffs out there:
-"It's not a purse it's a satchel!"
-"I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!"
-"I shall call him Squishy. And he shall be mine. And he shall be
Good luck, ya boob-tubers:
-"My how the turn...tables."
-"Born in blood..."
-"We don't kill the living!"
-"Move it football head!"
Still with me?:
-"Started off with an oz. End up ridin' 4 deep."
-"I'm like the dopest dope you've ever smoked"
-"That's the biggest black @$$ I've ever seen and I like it, I like
Food: I'll try anything
The six things I could never do without
1: My Sasquatch watching equipment
2: My zombie apocalypse preparedness kit
4: "New suits!"
5: Golden rings
6: My beagle, Ziggy
Why 6 things? The OKCupid gods have a reason for everything though.
You just have to believe!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
-If nothing is ever an absolute, isn't that statement an
-What the heck was the person who discovered milk from cows doing
to figure it out?
-Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?
On a typical Friday night I am
Wherever da party at...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a profile on an online dating website...Desperate, I know.
Corporate thuggin' ain't easy though.
Annnnnd my entire iTunes library has the appropriate album artwork
for every song *Get's that dirt off his shoulder*
You should message me if
I've already messaged you something cute/cheesy/witty. Come
on...Don't leave me hangin'! Or if you think I'm awesome from
checking out my profile for the 1st time (or 101st time...stalking
is the greatest/creepiest form of flattery).