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zphofmann

25 Brooklyn, NY Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Feb 27
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity
Sign
Sagittarius
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Technology
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Other (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a Southern Gentleman from Atlanta that recently relocated to the Big Apple for a change of pace and scenery.
You know, the usual: funny, outgoing, polite, relationship oriented, loyal, intelligent with an excellent job (pretty much the whole shebang).
I hate the feeling of regret, so I will say "yes" to just about anything if I haven't tried it. I am focused on my career and I am looking for someone to enjoy being young together with.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I graduated with my BBA in Management and I work as Business Process Consultant for a engineering software company (Confused? Me too). Depending on the project that I'm on, my job requires me to travel to customer sights to say, "What up?" in person from time to time. Until January, I will work from home though allowing plenty of time to assimilate and acclimate to NYC.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Building relationships, witty banter, impressing your parents, and making people laugh....oh and beatboxing. I like to think that with a little liquid courage in me, I am one heck of a boogie-er too (Wobble baby, wobble baby, wobble)!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My 2 lazy eyes, my face tats, and my peg leg...scurvy ain't no joke!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Let's test your literature skills:
-"Big Brother is Watching You."
-"It's really too bad that so much crumby stuff is a lot of fun sometimes."
-"Try them, try them, and you may! Try them and you may, I say."

For those movie buffs out there:
-"It's not a purse it's a satchel!"
-"I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!"
-"I shall call him Squishy. And he shall be mine. And he shall be MY Squishy."

Good luck, ya boob-tubers:
-"My how the turn...tables."
-"Born in blood..."
-"We don't kill the living!"
-"Move it football head!"

Still with me?:
-"Started off with an oz. End up ridin' 4 deep."
-"I'm like the dopest dope you've ever smoked"
-"That's the biggest black @$$ I've ever seen and I like it, I like it!"

Food: I'll try anything
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1: My Sasquatch watching equipment
2: My zombie apocalypse preparedness kit
3: Boardgames
4: "New suits!"
5: Golden rings
6: My beagle, Ziggy

Why 6 things? The OKCupid gods have a reason for everything though. You just have to believe!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-If nothing is ever an absolute, isn't that statement an absolute?
-What the heck was the person who discovered milk from cows doing to figure it out?
-Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected expected?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Wherever da party at...
Cause I...am...the...PARTY!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a profile on an online dating website...Desperate, I know. Corporate thuggin' ain't easy though.
Annnnnd my entire iTunes library has the appropriate album artwork for every song *Get's that dirt off his shoulder*
You should message me if
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I've already messaged you something cute/cheesy/witty. Come on...Don't leave me hangin'! Or if you think I'm awesome from checking out my profile for the 1st time (or 101st time...stalking is the greatest/creepiest form of flattery).

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