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My self-summary Propose an edit

prefer optimism over pessimism; however, the occasional cynic in me can slip out. I try to control it. I enjoy doing things for others, but also realize that sometimes the human race falters at being decent. I went to college far too much, but enjoyed it immensely. I even ended up with a degree and will eventually finish my MA. Coffee is an important part of my day. I enjoy conversation a lot. Going out and doing whatever, whenever (time provided, of course) is pretty awesome. My friends enjoy this about me and the occasional slice of advice I dish their way, when needed. Being there for others is something I strive to do.

I live alone, I miss my cat and I work a 9-5 job, which doubles as a career. I think this is pretty important at my stage in life. However, it's not necessarily what I want to do with the rest of my life.

What I'm doing with my life Propose an edit

I work in sales at an animal care supply company. I've learned more about dart guns, than I imagined possible. I'm trying to convince my bosses to let me put "Arms Dealer" on my business cards.

I'm really good at Propose an edit

Sarcasm, which has been known to involve a crushingly witty comebacks,I give a mean massage and I can cook beyond easy mac and ramen. I've been told I make pretty awesome mix-cds too.

The first thing(s) people usually notice about me Propose an edit

I don't usually ask people, but in the times this information's been offered to me I've gotten, my eyes and my personality...as in someone's overheard me talking and it piqued their interest

My favorite books, movies, music, and food Propose an edit

A) Kuhn- The Structure of Scientific Revolutions - not something to base your life on, but good for a serious mind fuck.

Robbins - Still Life with Woodpecker

Rollins - Black Coffee Blues

Franken - Lies and the Lying Liars that Tell Them

Hugo - Les Miserables

B) Star Wars - Yeah, all SIX of them

Sin City

Heathers

Fight Club

Basquiat

C) The Cure; Social Distortion;Jawbreaker; They Might Be Giants; Tom Waits; Concrete Blonde; Shrug

D) I'm actually into quite a lot. This comes from having been a waiter/bartender for so long. I find it easier to put what I do not like: mushrooms and fish of any sort.

E) Television: I don't own one, but I do get my shows somehow. Robot Chicken, The Wire, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Battlestar Galactica, Doctor Who, Harvey Birdman, Invader Zim, Dr. Who

The six things I could never do without Propose an edit

Computer, Entertainment, Human Contact, Coffee, Friendship

I spend a lot of time thinking about Propose an edit

Twists and turns in my life.

I've had some pretty cool things happen to me and I've also added up lots of stuff for my cosmic gag reel.

On a typical Friday night I am Propose an edit

Lately I'm trying to get the hell out of my apartment. Been making expeditions out into the world and I'm game for almost anything that those who have been here longer than I know of.

The most private thing I'm willing to admit here Propose an edit

I have 7 tattoos

I'm also slightly dyslexic...so I might misspell some things. I really do live by my spell-checker

You should message me if Propose an edit

You have a story to tell or you'd like to hear a good story...or if you just think I'm in any way interesting.

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