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zuke26

28 M Troy, MI

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:33pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Administration
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Japanese (Poorly), Italian (Poorly), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Facts about me....
-My name is Eric
-I'm an INFJ personality
-Blood Type O
-Hazel Eyes
-Black Hair
-I have my own place, live by myself
-I have work ethic that never tires
-I CAN cook
-I come from an Italian background
-I can probably beat you in a game of POGs
-I'll stay up and play monopoly with you
-I would be the person you call to pick you up if you were stranded/I'm very dependable
-I desire to learn another language one day
-I'm pretty sure I can beat you in pool (yes that's a challenge)
-Traveling the world is my dream
-My most inspirational hero lived and died by my side
-I would like to get my masters degree one day
-I Eat cereal by stuffing my fist in the box (Don't judge me)
-I have a tendency to brew coffee and leave it at home, going to work and forgetting it
-I'm not very good at accepting praise or compliments

Things I like......
-Playing hockey, it's my favorite activity
-Listening to music, rocking out, and singing music out loud in my room by myself
-The Red Wings
-Summer
-Boating and water skiing/wake boarding
-Bonfires
-Kayaking
-I would rather spend time with good friends then go to a big party
-Movies, I can be somewhat of a critic
-Craft beer is awesome, I'm a beer snob
-Trying to get people to try new things
-Classic video games
-Building computers
-Snowboarding/skiing
-Comic books and superheros
-Coffee
-People watching
-TV or movie marathons
-Seeing you happy
-Cookouts/grilling

Things I despise......
-Liars
-Thieves
-Cheaters
-Waking up to my alarm
-When people call Italian "eyetalian". Sorry I'm not from "eyetaly"
-Selfishness
-Gold diggers
-Forcing religious beliefs on others
-Leaving just the ends in a bag of bread
-Breaking promises
-Being a fake
-Going to a steakhouse and ordering a salad (Really?)
-Mondays
-Cold weather
-Drinking a cup of coffee and finding out halfway that it's decaf
-Incompetence
-Hubris
-When people ruin TV shows and movies for you via facebook (Thanks dudes)
What I’m doing with my life
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Trying grow in my career. Trying to grow as a human being. Playing and watching hockey. Enjoying microbrews. Exercising on a regular basis. Sending people random messages that confuse them just to see their reaction.
I’m really good at
-Hockey
-Eating contests!
-Disc golf
-My job
-PHOTO BOMBING
-Sleep
-Listening
-Being a friend
-Remaining motivated
-Making people smile or laugh. I'm not afraid to make an ass of myself for sake of making somebody smile or making their day better. I often sacrifice myself to this.
-Surviving. I am perfectly capable of living and doing everything on my own although it gets tiring. It would just be nice to have companion along the way.
The first things people usually notice about me
My green, sometimes hazel eyes. My eyes change color frequently depending on my mood. I'm also told that I have big eyes.
I've been told I have a contagious smile for whatever the hell
that's worth, I can't really say I agree.
I look young for my age, I still get carded. They say i'll age gracefully!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books
-I hope they serve beer in hell
-Tough Guy (Bob Probert's Bio)
-Darwin awards

Movies
-Step Brothers
-Anchorman
-Boondock Saints
-Commando
-Downfall
-Dumb and Dumber
-Rambo
-Predator
-Scarface
-Saving Private Ryan
-The Other Guys
-Space Jam
-Expendables
-AVENGERS!

-TV

-Tosh.0
-South Park
-Scrubs
-Deadliest Warrior
-1000 ways to die
-NHL Hockey
-World Series of Poker
-Family Guy
-American Dad
-Alternate history
-Workaholics
-It's always sunny in Philaedelphia

Music
-Trivium
-Skillet
-Bullet for my Valentine
-Inflames
-Chevelle
-Spineshank
-Adema
-Perfect Circle
-Tool
-Rammstein
-Linkin Park
-Slipknot
-Breaking Benjamin
-Iron Maiden
-Children of Bodom
-Five Finger Death Punch
-The Agony Scene
-All that Remains

Food
-Pasta
-Pizza
-Seafood
-Burger's
-Subway Subs
-Cheese and broccoli soup
The six things I could never do without
Family
Friends
Hockey
Music
Car
Gym
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My favorite word to use which is DUNZO. Allow me to use in a sentence.....I trusted you to pick up my ice cream cake. You dropped it, so now we are DUNZO.
On a typical Friday night I am
Nothing is ever planned. Everything is impromptu. Always winging it.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a fear of dying alone.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–35
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You are looking for a partner in crime to do mischievous activities.
You still have moments of being a child at heart.
You want to go thrifting.
You like playing words with friends.
You are a decent human being.
You have goals, tell me about what you want out of life.

You have intentions of actually meeting....lets not just talk about meeting, lets actually do it. Lets not waste each other's time. If you're interested, you're interested. If you're not, you're not. It's that simple. Only serious inquiries please. Also please only contact me if your AREN'T still attached or have feelings for an ex. Be real.

P.S. If you have no sense of humor please don't bother to message me, we simply won't get along.