An average guy. Certainly nothing to write home about.

ENTP.

I like girls who like art. Or at least pretend to like it.

Non-Scientologist.
Non-Mormon.

Social Smoker.

On dates, I say an average of ten clever things per hour.

My mother likes to ask me that too

Pretending that I'm good at chess

Aloof demeanor

Books: Cat's Cradle, Catch-22, Gravity's Rainbow, Infinite Jest, Philip K. Dick, Stephen King.

Movies: Heathers, Election, Pulp Fiction, and almost anything with John Cusack in it. I appreciate a good Woody Allen flick if the mood is right.

Shows: Breaking Bad because it's good and Walking Dead because it's stupid.

Music: Neon Indian, Velvet Underground, Dylan, Springsteen, Outkast, Madlib, Vivian Girls, Rickie Lee Jones, Laura Nyro, and basically anything involving Phil Spector, except murder:-/

Food: Spinach>lettuce. Brussel sprouts>broccoli. Sweet potatoes>potatoes.

1. Boots
2. Jackets
3. Wheels
4. Books
5. Accessories
6. Magic potion that keeps me from aging

The crazy horrors that must go on behind closed doors at the scientology center down the street

Attending a happening.

I flunked out of geometry in tenth grade and had to retake it the next year as a junior in a class full of freshman. Even then I barely passed with a C minus. Hope that isn't a deal breaker.

The moon is waning. Never message when it's waxing.