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zupanista

37 M San Francisco, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–41
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 29
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Other
Sign
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Hospitality
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
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"I am a lear jet flying, limousine riding, champagne drinking, kiss stealing, wheeling dealing son of a gun" Okay so only some of those things are accurate but I feel like cheesy quotes from my favorite professional wrestler always can set the right tone for just about any situation. Wouldn't you agree? I've recently tried to do and/or learn all things I've been procrastinating on (scuba, salsa dancing, sky diving, surfing, and many other things apparently brought to you by the letter "s"). There is always been one movie quote that reminds me of dating. "what do you look for in a woman.....'I know everyone always says sense of humor..but I'm really gonna go with breast size.". Though that might not be my actual opinion, I'm more concerned with the origin of the quote. Can you name it?
What I’m doing with my life
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Trying to live it like Bodhi from Point Break...minus the bank robbing....and great surfing....and continually jumping out of an airplane. So maybe its more like Dalton from Road House...err, no that doesn't sound right either. Maybe its not a Patrick Swayze character at all. It could, however, be a Keanu Reeves character but I'll have to let that marinate a lil' bit. TBD
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
utilizing my super hero quality of reciting the movie quote that can be best applied to any situations. "How do you say banana daiquiri in Spanish?....Banana Daiquiri" Seems appropriate, eh? And apparently also applying my fake Canadian accent.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Perhaps the fact that some people think I have a striking resemblance to Seth MacFarlane. The first time I went to see my doctor she was so excited because she thought her new patient was Seth (since we look a like, we can be on a casual first name basis) but that he/I was using a different name to keep a low profile. Her utter disappointment could be read all over her face when she realized the I was me and not he.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: As long as it is on tape and read by Jeromy Irons, Morgan Freeman, or James Earl Jones than I will read/listen to it. But in the event that's not available I have also enjoyed these: A New Earth, The World According to Garp, Brave New World, The Alchemist, Aint't Got Time to Bleed (the autobiography of Jesse "the body" Ventura), The Giving Tree and some other ones
Movies: Ones guys are supposed to like: Pulp Fiction, Coen brother movies, Superbad, Tommy Boy, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Die Hard (best Christmas movie ever) and other ones. Movies guys are not supposed to like: When Harry Met Sally, Sex and the City (both show and movie, but not the second one....stop judging), Love Actually, You've Got Mail (yikes when you actually put it down on paper you start to make some judgement, eh?)
Shows: Six Feet Under, Dexter, Mad Men, Twin Peaks, A-Team, Sex and the City (whoa, how did that one get in there) and other ones.
Music: 80s Glam Rock, Gangsta Rap, Classic Rock, Wimp Rock, Easy listening classics...yeah I like music.
Food: Meat wrapped in other meat is usually a good way to begin.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Movies
Beer
Professional Wrestling
imdb
shazam
Tight Pants
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whether what I just said was from a movie I watched or whether it was something original I thought up. Sometimes its hard to tell the difference. I had someone quote me back to me before and it was the tiniest bit strange and unnerving. Either way if it was funny and got a laugh then I'm taking credit for it.
You should message me if
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You love laughing and making others laugh. Is there much more to look for?