Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
"I am a lear jet flying, limousine riding, champagne drinking, kiss
stealing, wheeling dealing son of a gun" Okay so only some of those
things are accurate but I feel like cheesy quotes from my favorite
professional wrestler always can set the right tone for just about
any situation. Wouldn't you agree? I've recently tried to do and/or
learn all things I've been procrastinating on (scuba, salsa
dancing, sky diving, surfing, and many other things apparently
brought to you by the letter "s"). There is always been one movie
quote that reminds me of dating. "what do you look for in a
woman.....'I know everyone always says sense of humor..but I'm
really gonna go with breast size.". Though that might not be my
actual opinion, I'm more concerned with the origin of the quote.
Can you name it?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to live it like Bodhi from Point Break...minus the bank
robbing....and great surfing....and continually jumping out of an
airplane. So maybe its more like Dalton from Road House...err, no
that doesn't sound right either. Maybe its not a Patrick Swayze
character at all. It could, however, be a Keanu Reeves character
but I'll have to let that marinate a lil' bit. TBD
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
utilizing my super hero quality of reciting the movie quote that
can be best applied to any situations. "How do you say banana
daiquiri in Spanish?....Banana Daiquiri" Seems appropriate, eh? And
apparently also applying my fake Canadian accent.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Perhaps the fact that some people think I have a striking
resemblance to Seth MacFarlane. The first time I went to see my
doctor she was so excited because she thought her new patient was
Seth (since we look a like, we can be on a casual first name basis)
but that he/I was using a different name to keep a low profile. Her
utter disappointment could be read all over her face when she
realized the I was me and not he.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: As long as it is on tape and read by Jeromy Irons, Morgan
Freeman, or James Earl Jones than I will read/listen to it. But in
the event that's not available I have also enjoyed these: A New
Earth, The World According to Garp, Brave New World, The Alchemist,
Aint't Got Time to Bleed (the autobiography of Jesse "the body"
Ventura), The Giving Tree and some other ones
Movies: Ones guys are supposed to like: Pulp Fiction, Coen brother
movies, Superbad, Tommy Boy, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Die Hard
(best Christmas movie ever) and other ones. Movies guys are not
supposed to like: When Harry Met Sally, Sex and the City (both show
and movie, but not the second one....stop judging), Love Actually,
You've Got Mail (yikes when you actually put it down on paper you
start to make some judgement, eh?)
Shows: Six Feet Under, Dexter, Mad Men, Twin Peaks, A-Team, Sex and
the City (whoa, how did that one get in there) and other
Music: 80s Glam Rock, Gangsta Rap, Classic Rock, Wimp Rock, Easy
listening classics...yeah I like music.
Food: Meat wrapped in other meat is usually a good way to begin.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whether what I just said was from a movie I watched or whether it
was something original I thought up. Sometimes its hard to tell the
difference. I had someone quote me back to me before and it was the
tiniest bit strange and unnerving. Either way if it was funny and
got a laugh then I'm taking credit for it.
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