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32 Montreal, Quebec, CA Woman


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–100
  • Near me
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My Details

Last Online
Jul 28, 2014
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Trying to quit
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Has a kid
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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A lot of people message me to tell me that they like my weed test. Too bad I don't smoke weed anymore. I had a kid and moved to the suburbs.

I used to be good at playing guitar but now I suck because I never practice. I enjoy cooking, but I probably won't cook for you because I'm not Suzie Fucking Homemaker, okay? GAWD.

I read books, but not as much as I did before having my kid. Now I have to read out loud, how lame is that?

I'm shy.

Salut! Je parle un petit peu français and je veux apprendre plus. J'aime beaucoup habiter dans l'Ouest Isle. Je suis un pamplemousse. J'ai un petit enfant. Je n'aime pas faire le nettoyage.
What I’m doing with my life
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Raising a child. Surviving. I'm in school full time for information and library technologies.

Je suis une mère et une étudiante. Je veux travailler dans une bibliothèque.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing, cooking, minesweeper, parenting, yelling, pretending that I know how to cross country ski, walking down the grocery store aisles like I'm hot shit when the theme song from Mob Wives comes on, throwing random shit into the crockpot and turning it into dinner, and chasing squirrels
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Well, I'll tell you what they don't notice. They don't notice that I'm in the middle of reading a book and that I don't feel like talking to random strangers at the bus stop.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books! The Princess Bride by William Goldman, Kingdom of Fear by Hunter S. Thompson, The Master and Margarita by Mikhail Bulgakov, anything by any of the Brontë sisters (Anne is my favourite), Lady Susan by Jane Austen, etc. Right now I'm reading Les Miserables and it is taking forever. I've read 2500 pages by my ereaders says that I'm still 0% complete.

Movies: The Princess Bride, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Monty Python's Meaning of Life, the BBC version of Pride and Prejudice (which was technically a miniseries, but WHATEVER) I used to like Nightmare Before Christmas but now my son wants to watch all the time and I'm getting sick of it.

Shows: Doctor Who, 30 Rock, Coronation Street, Downton Abbey, Boardwalk Empire, some guilty-pleasure reality TV (like Mob Wives)

Music: Cat Power, the Weakerthans, Ella Fitzgerald, Joan Osbourne, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Pink Floyd, Patsy Cline, Janis Joplin, Johnny Cash, Amy Winehouse, the Fugees, Creedence Clearwater Revival, the Band, almost anything.

Food: Mangoes, steak, tomatoes from my garden, cheese, honey. Sometimes if I feel like eating something completely junky that is really actually gross, I'll go to the dollar store and get a can of that puritan stew crap and eat it on top of fries. Gross, right? Then why is it so good!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My child 2. A roof over our heads 3. Books 4. Public transit 5. Nature 6. My computer
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Trolling parenting communities and making other moms cry.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I like to crush souls and my name isn't really zute_justzute.
You should message me if
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If you like the same things as me and you want to be friends.

If you want to date me, I have very strict criteria:

No child molesters. (Obviously.) No serial killers either, sorry.

Similar interests would be good. But you can't be pretentious.

I'm not interested in threesomes and I'm not interested in having affairs with married people.

I don't date non-smokers. Not smoking is a disgusting habit.

edit: I've decided to be a little more flexible about the non-smoking issue because my friend's a non-smoker and she made me see the light. You can be a non-smoker, but you can't be all like, "Smoking's gross! Ugh, ashtray breathe!" because then I'll beat you up and have sex with your mother.

edit 2: I quit smoking because I'm pregnant and now it kind of grosses me out. I can smell a smoker a mile away.

edit 3: I started smoking again 3 weeks after my son was born. I want to quit for good eventually but my psychologist doesn't think that it's a good idea right now.

edit 4: If you want to date me you're out of luck because I have a boyfriend. Haha, I waited until the very end of my profile to tell you that I will not date you. See, I told you that I like to crush souls.

edit 5: I don't have a boyfriend anymore and I quit smoking again. Smoking is gross.

edit 6: I really want a cigarette right now.