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zwartekatstacey

33 F Sacramento, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:48pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Education
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English, Dutch (Poorly), Hebrew (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I just want to find someone who loves show tunes but knows to shut his mouth when I'm watching LOST.
-Liz Lemon
What I’m doing with my life
I teach American and British literature and English to high schoolers from the comfort of my own home. Isn't technology neato?
I’m really good at
"I don't do, I just am."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I own them. Many of them.

Movies: Amadeus. The Commitments. Party Monster. Trainspotting. The Exorcist. Rosemary's Baby. Basically anything with drugs or Satan is almost sure to delight me.

Shows: American Horror Story! LOST!!!!!! 30 Rock! Modern Family! SVU marathon! Game of Thrones!

Music: I like it.

Food: Vietnamese and Greek. I could easily live off these two cuisines for the rest of my life.
The six things I could never do without
My nephew, Lucas

My dog, Dave, my black cats Jezebel, Izzybel (Izzy), and Dorian (you guessed it, he is gray)

art, including but not limited to literature, music, visual arts

travel (ill go anywhere!)

me time

Flora/fauna
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Getting back to Europe-I used to live in Amsterdam and I miss it every day
baby animals- I am a big fan of petting zoos
getting my phd in Literature- I am a nerdy mcnerdy nerd
On a typical Friday night I am
I could be out to dinner with pals, drinking it up, but I'm equally happy at home cuddling with my pets. Much of the time it's the latter. Fair warning: I'm a bit of a home body.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have severe fear of the Michael Jackson Thriller video. I wish I was kidding.
I’m looking for
  • Straight guys only
  • Ages 29–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
You want to play a game of words with friends and possibly win against someone who "should be good at this."
You want to hear what it's like to get hammered drunk with Angela Bassett.