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zwartekatstacey

33 F Sacramento, CA

I’m looking for

  • Straight men only
  • Ages 29–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:39pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Education
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English, Dutch (Poorly), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I just want to find someone who loves show tunes but knows to shut his mouth when I'm watching LOST.
-Liz Lemon
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I teach American and AP literature to high schoolers from the comfort of my own home. Isn't technology neato?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
"I don't do, I just am."
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I am awesome. Duh.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: I own them. Many of them.

Movies: Amadeus. The Commitments. Party Monster. Trainspotting. The Exorcist. Rosemary's Baby. Basically anything with drugs or Satan is almost sure to delight me.

Shows: American Horror Story! LOST!!!!!! 30 Rock! Modern Family! SVU marathon! Game of Thrones! Trailer Park Boys!!! It's Always Sunny!

Music: I like it.

Food: Vietnamese and Greek. I could easily live off these two cuisines for the rest of my life.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My nephew, Lucas

My dog, Dave, my black cats Jezebel and Izzy, and Dorian the asshole cat (you guessed it, he is gray)

art, including but not limited to literature, music, visual arts

travel (ill go anywhere!)

me time

Flora/fauna
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Getting back to Europe-I used to live in Amsterdam and I miss it every day
baby animals- I am a big fan of petting zoos
getting my phd in Literature- I am a nerdy mcnerdy nerd
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I could be out to dinner with pals, drinking it up, but I'm equally happy at home cuddling with my pets. Much of the time it's the latter. Fair warning: I'm a bit of a home body.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have severe fear of the Michael Jackson Thriller video. I wish I was kidding.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to play a game of words with friends and possibly win against someone who "should be good at this."
You want to hear what it's like to get hammered drunk with Angela Bassett.