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26 M New York, NY

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5′ 9″ (1.75m)
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Judaism, and laughing about it
Graduated from university
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My self-summary
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Right place right time is an exhausting proposition.

I'd rather wall than take a cab or train. But I'd rather stand than sit on the subway, I'd rather drink coffee than tea, and I prefer green grapes and apples to red ones. I think some of the covers in Across the Universe are better than the original. I bleed orange and pinstripes.

I know that New Haven pizza is better than New York pizza.
What I’m doing with my life
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Advertising-ing. I hopefully can sell a few bottles of whisky by making cool things for the internet.

When I'm not doing that, I try to sample each specialty sandwich at Sunny & Annie's.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Ping pong, Jeopardy, making omelettes & the bed (but not at the same time), and parallel parking on the left hand side of the road.

And starting sentences or paragraphs with "and" or "because".
The first things people usually notice about me
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If it's long enough, it's usually the thick head of hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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This is always more fun to talk about in person, but here are just a few..

Books: A Clockwork Orange, Await Your Reply, Bad Things Happen, Boys Will Be Boys, The Opposite of Loneliness

Movies: True Romance, The Usual Suspects, Charade, Boiler Room, Almost Famous, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, Suicide Kings

TV: Seinfeld, The Wire, Sherlock, Arrested Development, Parks and Rec, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones

Music: 'This Must be the Place' is the greatest song ever created. Beyond that, The Roots, Kendrick Lamar, The Band, the XX, Outkast, George Harrison, etc.

Food: all of the cheeses, all of the sandwiches, chunky peanut butter, smoked meats.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Good headphones
New Haven pizza
Grady's Cold Brew
Spotify premium
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why all headphone cords aren't flat. Flat cords equals no tangling equals happy people.

Tangled headphones are such a humbling experience.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
A few weeks ago I got drunk and went to Dave & Buster's with some friends. The four person air hockey table was broken and I was devastated. It reminded of the time I went to Disney World and Space Mountain was down.

Aside from that, drinking or sleeping.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I've never seen any of the Lord of the Rings movies.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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If you're Brie Larson, Amy Poehler. If enjoy sarcasm, have some quirks, and like milkshakes. If you like zoos, puns, and other funny things.

Or if you want to grab a drink. That's cool too.