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My self-summary
I always remember to put the toilet seat down.

I prefer green grapes and apples to red ones. I think some of the covers in Across the Universe are better than the original. I like dad jokes and burritos. And I bleed orange, blue, and pinstripes.

I know that New Haven pizza is better than New York pizza.
What I’m doing with my life
Advertising-ing. Sometimes we make cool things and I'm proud and sometimes we make stupid things and I'm not. But more often than not, it's fun and I enjoy it.

Waiting for the inevitable winter onslaught. *knocks on wood*
I’m really good at
Ping pong, Jeopardy, making omelettes, and parallel parking on the left hand side of the road.

Dancing at weddings.

I'm really not good at throwing a frisbee.
The first things people usually notice about me
I make a lot of pop culture references.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
This is always more fun to talk about in person, but here are just a few..

Books: A Clockwork Orange, Await Your Reply, Bad Things Happen, Boys Will Be Boys, The Opposite of Loneliness, Kitchen Confidential, I Wear the Black Hat

Movies: True Romance, The Usual Suspects, Charade, Boiler Room, Almost Famous, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Suicide Kings, Inside Man, Clockers

TV: Seinfeld, The Wire, Sherlock, Arrested Development, Parks & Rec, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, Orphan Black, Black Mirror, Last Week Tonight

Music: This Must be the Place is the greatest song ever. Van's Moondance. The Roots, Freddie Gibbs, Wu Tang, Spoon

Food: all of the cheeses, all of the smoked meats, separate and together. Doritos are overrated. And vanilla is best reserved for milkshakes.
The six things I could never do without
The 24 hour Duane Reade below my apartment
Strong coffee
Spotify premium
Warm socks
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If Australians are from Australia and Austrians are from Austria, why aren't Canadians from Canadia?
On a typical Friday night I am
Trying not to be exhausted, but am ok if I am.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've never seen any of the Lord of the Rings movies. Whoops.

And I never learned how to ride a bike. Double whoops.
You should message me if
You have any good tips for my new cast iron. You want to help me break it in.

You can pick out a ripe avocado, you want to go skydiving, and you're nice to waiters.