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27 New York, NY Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 22–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 8:44pm
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Judaism, and laughing about it
Graduated from university
My self-summary
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I prefer green grapes and apples to red ones. I think some of the covers in Across the Universe are better than the original. I like dad jokes, dollar pizza, and sucking out bone marrow. And I bleed orange, blue, and pinstripes.

The rural countryside makes me a bit uneasy.

I know that New Haven pizza is better than New York pizza.
What I’m doing with my life
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Advertising-ing. Sometimes we make cool things and sometimes we make stupid things. But more often than not, it's fun and I enjoy it.

Hunting for the interesting and interested.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Ping pong, Jeopardy, making omelettes, and parallel parking on the left hand side of the road.

Dancing at weddings. Charming your grandmother.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I make a lot of pop culture references.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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This is always more fun to talk about in person, but here are just a few..

Books: A Clockwork Orange, Await Your Reply, Bad Things Happen, Boys Will Be Boys, The Opposite of Loneliness, Kitchen Confidential, I Wear the Black Hat

Movies: True Romance, The Usual Suspects, Charade, Boiler Room, Almost Famous, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Suicide Kings, Inside Man, Clockers

TV: Seinfeld, The Wire, Sherlock, Arrested Development, Parks & Rec, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, Orphan Black, Black Mirror, Last Week Tonight

Music: This Must be the Place is the greatest song ever. Van's Moondance. The Roots, Freddie Gibbs, Wu Tang. It took me 26 years to appreciate Pet Sounds.

Food: all of the cheeses, all of the smoked meats, and together. Doritos are overrated.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Good headphones
New Haven pizza
Strong coffee
Spotify premium
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to untangle my headphones.

Why I don't just buy flat headphone cables.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Trying not to be exhausted, but am ok if I am.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I've never seen any of the Lord of the Rings movies. Whoops.

And I never learned how to ride a bike. Double whoops.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have any good tips for my new cast iron. You want to help me break it in.

You can pick out a ripe avocado, you want to go skydiving, and you're nice to waiters.