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zychotik

22 Tucson, AZ Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–23
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 14
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on two-year college
Job
Student
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
OK, if you are here because I sent you a message, Please respond, even if its to tell me to fuck off..

So it about time to update this damn thing...

Hi, I am Alex.. And like all things i come with a warning label. "Dont have near open flame. Do not puncture or Rupture with sharp object. Do not store in temperatures unfit for humans." OMG a joke. I am PLUS SIZE, which just means i got a lil' Gut. I like being a semi big guy because i can call myself the gentle giant. I dont dig mainstream, and believe that you lack individuality if you do. I hate YOLO, i prefer carpe diem. I play video games, because they are fun, i read because its an escape, i write because I can, and i post it because i want to scream it to the worlds. I am not afraid to be heard, but I also dont mind being looked over. I dont have job currently, but it hasnt slowed me down, While looking for a job, i still manage to find money and pay my rent and buy food. I am a guy, and let it be heard. I Rock a flask of Fireball whiskey with me at all times, becuase its damn delicious and you never know when you might need a shot. And life doesnt slow me down, i buy canned food and eat it and i dont have a can opener, so screw what life tells you can and cant happen.

I have a head on my shoulders, and i use it, sometimes. I hate the US government because its run by a bunch of monkeys. I think relgions are brainwashed cult activists who dont don logical thought. Granted that not everyone, and if you aint brainwashed, then i dont hate you.

I live my live with a "Live and let Live" policy, I dont care how you live your life, just dont hate me because of how i live mine. I am happy, and i wont let stupid shit change that.
I like so smoke weed, deal with it. I get clean when i have to, and i smoke a bowl when i can.
I ride the bus because cars are expensive and i dont see a reason in saving for one, if i dont have the income to support it.
I worship Casa video, and try to rent something new and off the wall everytime i go, because moves are amazing, and seeing something new is the whole point.
I like to be out of my comfort zone, to experience new things, so bring them on.
I love being me, and if I am not liked for being me.. well no one said you had to stay.

I am lonely, and would like a girlfriend, but so few girls can hold my interest for very long, so I dare you to try, might be a prize in it for ya... but probably not.

I am going to start a blog or something soon, and will post a link, because that is where you will get a glimpse of my mind.

if you have any questions, feel free to ask.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Not much, I went to Pima for a semester, mostly i just work and go home and repeat. No real objective at the moment. When i get things balanced out i will sit down and just think about where i want my life to lead... right now i just want stability.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Hard to answer. I used to be good at a lot of things, but now since i mostly just sleep, i dont have much time to refine my skills. I am a creator of music using computer skills and syth software, but thats about it.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably my loud mouth. I like to talk, and laugh and I LOVE making others smile. My mouth often gets me in trouble, when i misuse a phrase, because i tend to lack the brain to mouth filter....

RANDOM FACT, i kinda have this thing against Valentines Day, it just rubs me the wrong way, dont get me wrong i will totally being mushy and lovey, but yeah.. not a fan of the actual day...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
To many to list but here the ones that stand out in my mind
Books:
The Hunger Games
Twilight
Harry Potter
Cirque du Freak
any prequel star wars books pertaining to anakin, really dont know why.
but books arent really my thing, because i am really picky about them.

Movies
Anything with romance, like The lucky one,

The Hunger Games, Mirror mirror, stuff like that, but i just LOVE movies in general. So i became obsessed with NETFLIX

From netflix: I like family guy, and american dad suprisingly, um... i lOVE DOCTOR WHO... that show is the shit. Um.. sherlock, and cartoons...

Music, is my favorite thing in the world. Could not live with out it. I love most kinds, country is a hard one for me at times. But i do try. But i mostly enjoy small time artists that are mostly, if not only found on YOUTUBE. Veela, Dan Bull, ERB, Lindsey Stirling, But mostly Veela...

FOOD, oh god do i love food((hence my large like size belly but hey i am working on it....))
I like flavors, and zest, and just how artful food seems to be. I like to invent things, and throw things together for the hell of it, not weird stuff, but you know.. like my latest creation is the MONSTER quessidilla. three types of cheese, layers of jalepenos, onions, hot sauce, cheese, cheese, and more cheese, and it GOOEY and EPIC.. RAWRRRRRR
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music
Movies
My Phone
My computer
Video games

Though it is all up for debate, i dont have much of a social life, and i would love one. i guess a one i would like to put on the list is... MY IMAGINATION. which is like crazy awesome. oh yeah...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What in the hell is going on. How are humans as a species still the dominant life, and why are we even still alive?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I hate this one, there is NO typical friday night, there is no typical day. I dont have much of a life, so it literally can be anything. 4th, work, sleep, movies, take your pick because its a toss up.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I consider myself boring...

or if you prefer actual private thing... I own a fleshlight, ((i am an open book and i have no shame in my actions.))

REDHEADS are my Weakness....
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you want to chat, or you can put up with someone like me. But DONT MESSAGE ME IF YOU USE THE FOLLOWING WORDS: Twerk, YOLO, or if you enjoy nikki minaj...
oh and if send you a message, please respond...

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