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zyniker2

24 Minneapolis, MN Man

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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:21pm
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Hi. I'm Phil. What's there to say about me. I'm an easygoing guy that makes a ton of jokes. Overall, I'm just a goofy and random guy that says what's on my mind. One of my friends put it about right. "I always know something is coming. I just never know what." However, I can be timid around people that I don't know all that well, but that doesn't last long.

I love sports, both watching and play. Reading is one of my favorite activities. I also play the violin. When I have the time, I'm usually pursuing one of my many hobbies. I have quiet a few hobbies simply because I love variety. I'll try just about anything once.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm going to the U for in chemistry, chemical engineering, and biochemistry and wondering why I'm doing this to myself.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Other than telling jokes that amaze and astound, I'm good at teaching, chemistry, and fencing.
The first things people usually notice about me
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They either notice that I'm quirky or that I'm pretty smart. Imagine that. A quirky scientist.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: The Hobbit, Harry Potter series, The Seventh Tower series, The Hunger Games, most fantasy.

Movies: Second Hand Lions , Schindler's List, Pirates of the Caribbean, Batman Begins and Dark Knight, Lord of the Rings.

Shows: Nikita, That 70's Show, Two and a Half Men, The Big Bang Theory, Fringe, Dexter, How I Met Your Mother, Game of Thrones.

Music: I like Classical Music, but I can't stand Beethoven. I like most music, just not rap or heavy metal. I don't really care for country either, but I can tolerate it.

Food: Chinese, Thai, and India are pretty good, but my favorite has to be Italian.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Excluding cliches like friends and family,
1. Coffee
2. Books
3. Chemistry (the science)
4. Computer
5. Cell Phone
6. Laughter
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where I want to go to earn a PhD in chemistry. That's right. Some day I will be Dr. Phil.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I stay in most the time to just relax or work on school work. Sometimes I get together with friends. Sometimes I go fencing. I'm always up for dinner or drinks with some friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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When I was little, me and my siblings would shake our butts at the ice cream truck if it was playing the Brahms' Lullaby.
You should message me if
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I like what you just read and you're interested. Go on. I don't bite... much.

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