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zytkiewicz

34 M Madison, WI

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on two-year college
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Wants kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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"If a person or an employer has issue with what I’ve done in my past, or what I do now (when I most certainly do not) then I don’t want them in my life." -Katie West

I'm thinking about getting rid of my car. I rarely drive it, I'll go weeks, sometimes over a month without driving it.

I think my ideal match would be some sort of performer. Actress, dancer, gymnast, cheerleader, yoga instructor, model. It's not about how those avocations are generally fit and attractive people, it's that they know how to move and present their body to others.

Little things I look for:

Fingernails. Yours should be equal to or nicer than mine. It's not like I get manicures, I keep mine clean and neatly trimmed.

Makeup. I shouldn't notice it unless it's supposed to be noticeable. Bright colors and shapes around your eyes? Fucking Awesome. Your face a different color than your neck, not so much.

iPhone. I know it sounds petty, but if you don't have an iPhone we probably don't have enough in common.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm a photographer.
I'm not on Facebook, completely deleted it.

Fun Facts:

I can trace some of my ancestral lines back over 400 years.

I was arrested in high school for protesting the schools internet/computer policy.

I am 1/8192 (0.0001%) Lenape Indian.

I have been to 18 States and 2 Countries.

I shot the cover photo for a local magazine.

I am descended from European nobility.

I've lived in seven different places in the city of Madison, the last 5 in the same place.

I paid more for my camera than I did for my car.

I'm INTJ, like Darcy.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Photography. I started in high school but really got involved about 8 years ago. My personal site has my newest work. www.MonkeyMetal.com

Cooking. I like to cook, mostly because I like to eat. My pesto is the best food I've ever had. Every time I make it I surprise myself with how good it is. Cooking seems so normal to me, it surprise me when people don't cook.

Being GGG (Good, Giving and Game).
The first things people usually notice about me
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I don't really know. I really try to live my life by the phrase "What other people think of me is none of my business."

People always say I look younger than I am. I do have a little bit of grey in my hair though.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I love books on genetics and biology and why humans do what they do. Authors like Dawkins, and Ridley. I like a lot of Young Adult as well. Twilight and Hunger Games.

I absolutely love musicals. I saw The Book of Mormon in April. Best show EVER! Best part of my trip to NYC.
Glee, High School Musical, Rent, Wicked, Les Miserables, and Spring Awakening are my favorites. And seriously Spring Awakening, a musical with nudity, how can you go wrong?

My favorite band is the BareNaked Ladies. I like a little bit of everything. If I had to pick one genre it would probably be 90's rock.
The Wallflowers, Gin Blossoms, Alanis Morrissette, Spin Doctors.

I also like Metallica, Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, Garfunkel and Oates, Axis of Awesome, Tim Minchin, Grace Weber, Ke$ha, Hey Monday.

My favorite Comedian is Eddie Izzard.

I like TV shows that have a plot. So that means no reality TV, no game shows. Educational and documentaries are exceptions to the no plot thing. And I can't stand sitcoms that have a laugh track. My favorite shows now are Louie, Pretty Little Liars, Suits, Grimm, Hannibal.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Benton, my cat.
Hot sauce.
Cameras.
Naked women.
Visiting Nature.
Wikipedia.

And honestly, if you put anything in this section that's required for life (air, food, water, etc) I tend to think you have no imagination.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Possibly controversial statements:

I think most people look better with some type of clothing on. There are some people who look good no matter what (i.e. celebrities). And a very, very small portion of humanity that look better naked. But in general I've found that a person with a minimum of clothing is sexier than one who's entirely naked.

Unless your body is an outstanding example of physical fitness you will look better with pubic hair. This applies to men and women. And even if you do have the body of a god I generally prefer at least some pubic hair.

I think having more than two children is morally wrong and incredibly selfish.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'm at home.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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There is a multi-generational history of alcoholism in my family. I have never drank, and I never will. If I did I'm fairly certain it would ruin my life.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
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I'm a photographer. My preferred subject is the human nude, women and men. This is very important to me. If you have a problem with nude photography in general I highly doubt we'll get along, at all.

If I'm in a relationship with a person, I'm going to want to photograph them nude. If having a nude photo of yourself on the internet is something you won't do, you're not the right woman for me.