Being myself, and honest doesn't seem to be working that well. So I'm going to try something new. Being completely preposterous and off the wall. So here goes.....

I'm close and personal friends with Dave Coulier. I am deathly allergic to the word "plum". One mention of it and I'm a goner. I have been a font developer since I was a pre-adolescent. Ever hear of a little guy named Wing Dings? Yeah, that was me. Also had a helping hand in Helvetica. I'm majoring in Intergalactic Real Estate, and Entrepreneurial Development Strategies. I always carry at least three white doves in my pockets "just in case". My theme song is "You're the Best" from The Karate Kid. I have it cued up for anytime I walk into a room. Morgan Freeman has tucked me in and read me a bedtime story, a small handful of times. The Never Ending Story was loosely based on my childhood. My celebrity crush would definitely have to be Paula Poundstone.

I work pretty much full time being me. A lot of benefits, I might add. My lifes goal is to one day construct a flying squirrel suit out of actual squirrel arm pits.

Starting fires with my mind and accurately guessing mystery flavors.

Probably my super hot moves on the dance floor. Or my pet falcon......yeah usually it's the falcon.

Books: World War Z, Zombie Survival Guide
Movies: anything zombie or Tarantino
Music: my list of hates is shorter; lady gaga, lil Wayne, 3 days grace, 5 finger death punch, Taylor swift.
Shows: The Waking Dead, Parks n Rec, Archer, It's Always Sunny, etc
Food: greek and mex are my favorite

Little green ghouls
spandex
Arnold impressions
The board game Mouse Trap
Thumb tacks
Michael Jordans performance in Space Jam

Why only boring people get to go into space. I would rock that shit.

Hanging out with chanting monks

I sleep on Sinbad sheets. And not the pirate. The early 90s comedian is where it's at.

You plan on murdering me and wearing my skin. That sounds kinky and I'm into it.