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Captainbigbear

27 Petaluma, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 23–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 19
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Other
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Construction
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English, Sign Language (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am a artist, I make amazing an crazy creatures.
I am a carpenter, I build skyscrapers, anywhere from three to thirty stories in the air.

"I'm a troll," he said. Then he paused, and added, more or less as an afterthought, "Fol rol de ol rol."
Neil Gaiman, Troll Bridge

"Life's no fun without a good scare, that's our job but we're not mean"
- Nightmare Before Chrismas

"god damn, I didn't want you to tell me what I needed to hear!" I get that a lot, I can kinda straightin up when asked for advice
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Creating.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Things I am good at, ok
1: carpentry
2: whiskey
3: reading people
4: making people laugh
5: hiding, for the scaring of people, an dogs
6: drawing
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have no idea what people look at on me. I have heard often that I have kind eyes, guess they would be hard to see thu my glasses tho. Or the abundance of facial hair, who knows what people see.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Favorite books are mainly comics, sandman, JTHM, lenore. An my love affire with H. P. Lovecraft. An bad scifi books.
Music - lot of classical, dubstep, pub music, blues, comedy. Lots of different artist. Queen, Cash, Tom Waits, Bond, Nero, to name a few
Movies/shows- doctor who, Grimm, firefly, trigun, one piece, stargate, hogfather, Lo, the gentic opera, a boy an his dog. Love scifi!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1: dog, she's the best cuddle buddy.
2: bed
3: smokes
4: mediation
5: the unexpected
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Outer space, people, buildings, cats an dogs, old pigeons, leprechauns, the chaos of stone, how gross mayo is, different cars, who was the first person to say "See that big fucker, I am gonna eat it!" religion, why no one will watch grass grow with me? How many shapes did the spider go thu? Why are cows black an white? They blend with NOTHING!! Where did paint come from? Dragons, super powers, what's a fliget? Who decided fish was good? Why five fingers? What would a mountain say? Has some one been reading all this? Right before a super nova, I think it goes 'Phew', teeth, monkeys? Swords, wall candy, special hats, (more so big hats) hanging roses, rods an cones, the fact that most of this is madness, twisted bunnies, zombies. Tounges, Ireland, carving wood, making mid-evil weapons, who invented fireworks? What my dog thinks of me. Who you could be? Flidgets (again), diffrent size chains. An anything else that catches me eye.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Tiried from work, xbox, couple of tv shows, a bit of whiskey, an a lazy friend.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a small army of misshapened creatures that watch over me. It is ever growing.
You should message me if
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Roar!!!