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KaalSeKrein

22 Dunkerton, IA Man

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I’m looking for

  • All who like bi men
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Apr 26, 2013
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other
Sign
Cancer
Education
Working on university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My name is D**** K****** and I'm on the run from a very old and powerful secret organization. It all started when I was sixteen and I went on a school trip to the capitol. I got separated from the group and stumbled upon a secret meeting in a politicians study. They were in a shadowy organization, one that shall not be named, and discussing top secret information. I heard quite a few things that I obviously should not have but one of the topics caused me to gasp out loud and they discovered me. After a scary chase on foot through the capitol building and a few museums we ended up in a high speed chase on the interstate. Eventually I escaped them on a crowded off ramp but their agents and assassins have been mercilessly hounding me for the last couple of years. Last year I was contacted by another fugitive of the organization, he trained me on the art of espionage and assassination. He also gave me the numbers of a few contacts that could assist me. From then on out I have made it my sole duty to destroy the organization and any who support it.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Dismantling said organization, piece by piece. I take it day by day, just roll with the punches, sometimes literally. I am also working on getting my motorcycle license. They can't catch me if I'm cruising down the highway at 120 mph.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Avoiding that aforementioned organization
Using firearms
Planting explosives
Avoiding agents and assassins
Fixing things
Conceiving logical explanations for processes or functions with which I have no prior knowledge
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I try not to stand out too much because it makes it easier for them to find me. But if someone does notice me, the first thing that usually attracts their eye is probably my glasses. Unless they are an assassin or spy, then the thing they notice first is my knife... or gun. Whichever I feel is appropriate for the situation.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Book ciphers

Shows: Historical shows about secret societies

Food: If it isn't poisoned I'll eat it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
False identities
Firearms
High explosives
Lots of money
Spy gadgets
Entertaining things to do
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Any, and every, possible scenario in which I am attacked, all available exits and entry points in any building I enter, who around me is actually a spy or assassin after me, and what the hell is in the Colonel's secret recipe.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Blowing up a secret bunker, taking out a VIP, or just surfing the internet.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I sleep with a pistol under my pillow... and in my nightstand... also a rifle under the bed... my refrigerator usually contains a few grenades... the lamp in my living room is a well disguised shotgun... half of the canned goods in my pantry are actually filled with C4... and I love My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
You should message me if
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You are also on the run from a shadowy organization, we can team up and stop them together!

If you aren't on the run from said organization then still feel free to message me. It would be nice to find someone who can distract me from the harsh reality that is my life. Just remember that we can't do anything too attention grabbing.