Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My name is D**** K****** and I'm on the run from a very old and
powerful secret organization. It all started when I was sixteen and
I went on a school trip to the capitol. I got separated from the
group and stumbled upon a secret meeting in a politicians study.
They were in a shadowy organization, one that shall not be named,
and discussing top secret information. I heard quite a few things
that I obviously should not have but one of the topics caused me to
gasp out loud and they discovered me. After a scary chase on foot
through the capitol building and a few museums we ended up in a
high speed chase on the interstate. Eventually I escaped them on a
crowded off ramp but their agents and assassins have been
mercilessly hounding me for the last couple of years. Last year I
was contacted by another fugitive of the organization, he trained
me on the art of espionage and assassination. He also gave me the
numbers of a few contacts that could assist me. From then on out I
have made it my sole duty to destroy the organization and any who
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Dismantling said organization, piece by piece. I take it day by
day, just roll with the punches, sometimes literally. I am also
working on getting my motorcycle license. They can't catch me if
I'm cruising down the highway at 120 mph.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Avoiding that aforementioned organization
Avoiding agents and assassins
Conceiving logical explanations for processes or functions with
which I have no prior knowledge
The first things people usually notice about me
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I try not to stand out too much because it makes it easier for them
to find me. But if someone does notice me, the first thing that
usually attracts their eye is probably my glasses. Unless they are
an assassin or spy, then the thing they notice first is my knife...
or gun. Whichever I feel is appropriate for the situation.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Book ciphers
Shows: Historical shows about secret
Food: If it isn't poisoned I'll eat it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Lots of money
Entertaining things to do
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Any, and every, possible scenario in which I am attacked, all
available exits and entry points in any building I enter, who
around me is actually a spy or assassin after me, and what the hell
is in the Colonel's secret recipe.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Blowing up a secret bunker, taking out a VIP, or just surfing the
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I sleep with a pistol under my pillow... and in my nightstand...
also a rifle under the bed... my refrigerator usually contains a
few grenades... the lamp in my living room is a well disguised
shotgun... half of the canned goods in my pantry are actually
filled with C4... and I love My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
You should message me if
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You are also on the run from a shadowy organization, we can team up
and stop them together!
If you aren't on the run from said organization then still feel
free to message me. It would be nice to find someone who can
distract me from the harsh reality that is my life. Just remember
that we can't do anything too attention grabbing.
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