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Timothief

20 M Accord, NY

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–23
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 12
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), French (Poorly), Thai (Poorly), Latin (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm an actor and a librarian. I also make a lot of puns. Sorry.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I've got my Associate's Degree in Theatre Arts. So that's... cool. I'm working local gigs before I inevitably move to the city, hit it big, and lose myself due to fame and fortune. Can't wait.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-ACTING
-FOLDING LAUNDRY
-eating
-DANCING
-BREATHING
-applying sunscreen
-PLAYING THE TIMPANI AND MARIMBAAA
-also eating
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
It's hard to find my eyebrows. Sorry. Also I'm initially pretty outgoing and I have very blue eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: The Martian Chronicles, American Gods, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Ubik, The Handmaid's Tale, and Frankenstein.
Movies: Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, (500) Days of Summer, The Princess Bride, Cabaret, A League of Their Own, and Rocky Horror.
TV: Orange is the New Black, Flight of the Conchords, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Buffy, and Gilmore Girls.
Music: Regina Spektor, Amanda Palmer, Dresden Dolls, MIKA, Arctic Monkeys, Beck, and Bright Eyes.
I work at a bagel shop. I eat bagels all the time. I also love pizza, mashed potatoes, corned beef, ice cream and cheeseburgers.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Oxygen
2) Water
3) Sleep
4) Food
5) Shelter
6) My turtle backpack
Sorry.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I think about LEGOs a lot. And musicals. And theatre. Sorry.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Normally, I hang out with my best friends watching American Horror Story. Unless I have homework, then I'm still watching American Horror Story.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Sorry.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like to eat. I like to eat. Therefore, we already have something in common. Look at that, we have an icebreaker.