I like to quote Cartman, and tap dance while waiting for trains and elevators. I do a really good impression of Judy Garland. Every morning I wake up to Richard Nixon telling me that he isn't a crook.

I enjoy little things, like the "mushroom cloud" that forms when you first pour milk into tea (or coffee if you prefer) and popping bubble wrap. On the whole, I suppose I'm pretty easily amused... (*snicker* *snicker* "Yes, Preparation H does feel good... on the hole.") My favorite season is fall for a number of reasons. So I enjoy living in a place where we actually have that season.

I use a vast array of made up words like shmee, shmeh, and flee din fleur. Often I will make unintelligible noises or hand gestures. In general I'm a pretty animated person.

Some fun facts about me: I have no middle name, although for some reason my credit card statement likes to give me the middle initial "L." I was born with the hiccups. I'm also a Red Sox fan.

Pursuing musical theater, living in a fabulous city with my wonderful and amazing friends, taking things moment to moment and being happy with what I have.

Pinin' for the fjords.

I also take pictures of the delicious food I make and send them to my friend Paul who cannot eat it.

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• DeepFriedKiwi

Musical Theater (otherwise I wouldn't be pursuing it =P), giving advice (or just my much overrated opinion), being sympathetic, goofing off, random tv/movie/musical quotes, being a negative nancy, correcting grammatical errors, being a lazy arse, speaking in an Irish Brogue, being a good fat kid, picking out beers that people who don't like beer will love, baking, being indecisive, being vague...

Who the hell knows - probably that I never shut the hell up

The Sandman, American Gods, Jitterbug Perfume, Half Asleep in Frog Pajamas, Villa Incognito, Good Omens, Neverwhere, The Time Traveler's Wife, Vurt, Wicked, Confessions of an Ugly Step-sister, Harry Potter, The Chronicles of Narnia, The Da Vinci Code, The Sun Also Rises, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, High Fidelity, His Dark Materials

Amelie, Eternal Sunshine, High Fidelity, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Young Frankenstein, Watchmen, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Fight Club, Team America, A Philadelphia Story, His Girl Friday, Brick, Kung Fu Hustle, Pride and Prejudice, Anchorman, Waiting for Guffman, Wall-E, Super Troopers, This is Spinal Tap... lots of others.

Radiohead, Jets to Brazil, Beck, Ben Folds, Jason Robert Brown, Tori Amos, Piebald, Jimmy Eat World, Braid, Green Day, Joni Mitchell, Judy Garland, Parker House and Theory, Beulah, Wilco, The Get up Kids, Death Cab for Cutie, NOFX, The Beatles, Against Me!, Hey Mercedes, Foo Fighters, Lemuria, Nada Surf, Matt Pond PA, The Shins, Cake, Paramore, Sara Bareilles, Maria Mena, Spoon, Jonah Matranga... lots of others... lots and LOTS of others.

DESSERT, any food that's truly GOOD - food is certainly one of my passions

Music, Theater, Passion, Sex (not the same thing for the record - I don't just mean romantic passion I mean all kinds), DESSERT (I have a sweet tooth that could kill a hippo... not that I know what that's supposed to mean), and this is going to sound... really lame and/or preachy but freedom of speech. I'm actually not even all that political... I'm just seriously opinionated and outspoken... so I'm probably going to tell you about it whether you like it or not.

Going to the gym... which would be more effective if I actually went, rather than thought about it

Hard to say. Fridays aren't typical for me anymore. But these days I'm staying in and catching up on my dvr a lot more. Yay being poor!

I'm probably not actually as witty and clever as I think I am.

-you think the musical Wicked sucks ass.
-you're a musician.
-you need some beer advice.
-you have a personality.
-you have an odd sense of humor.
-you want to give me an acting job. =)
-you actually have something to say. "Hey, [insert generic, cheesy, and potentially offensive pet name here]. What's up? How are you?" doesn't really count. That's something you ask a friend or co-worker, aka someone you know... not something you ask random strangers on the internet. Nine times out of ten you don't care what the answer is anyway. Not the best conversation starter. Did I mention I'm opinionated?

You shouldn't message me unless you know the difference between your and you're and can use each accordingly, because poor grammar pisses me off.