I am random, vital, and a muffin.
My Self-Summary
I like to quote
Cartman, and
tap dance while waiting for trains and
elevators. I do a really good impression of
Judy Garland. Every morning I
wake up to Richard Nixon telling me that he isn't a crook.
I enjoy little things, like the "mushroom cloud" that forms when
you first pour milk into
tea (or coffee if you prefer) and popping
bubble wrap.
On the whole, I suppose I'm pretty easily amused... (*snicker*
*snicker* "Yes, Preparation H
does feel good... on the
hole.") My favorite season is
fall for a number of reasons. So I enjoy
living in a place where we actually
have that season.
I use a vast array of
made up words like shmee, shmeh,
and flee din fleur. Often I will make unintelligible noises or hand
gestures. In general I'm a pretty animated person.
Some fun facts about me: I have no middle name, although for some
reason my credit card statement likes to give me the middle initial
"L." I was born with the hiccups. I'm also a
Red Sox fan.
What I’m doing with my life
Pursuing musical theater, living in a fabulous city with my
wonderful and amazing friends, taking things moment to moment and
being happy with what I have.
Pinin' for the fjords.
I also take pictures of the delicious food I make and send them to
my friend Paul who cannot eat it.
Editors
I’m really good at
Musical Theater (otherwise I wouldn't be pursuing it =P), giving
advice (or just my much overrated opinion), being sympathetic,
goofing off, random tv/movie/musical quotes, being a negative
nancy, correcting grammatical errors, being a lazy arse, speaking
in an Irish Brogue, being a good fat kid, picking out beers that
people who don't like beer will love, baking, being indecisive,
being vague...
The first things people usually notice about me
Who the hell knows - probably that I never shut the hell up
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
The Sandman, American Gods, Jitterbug Perfume, Half Asleep in Frog
Pajamas, Villa Incognito, Good Omens, Neverwhere, The Time
Traveler's Wife, Vurt, Wicked, Confessions of an Ugly Step-sister,
Harry Potter, The Chronicles of Narnia, The Da Vinci Code, The Sun
Also Rises, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, High Fidelity,
His Dark Materials
Amelie, Eternal Sunshine, High Fidelity, Hedwig and the Angry Inch,
Young Frankenstein, Watchmen, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Fight Club,
Team America, A Philadelphia Story, His Girl Friday, Brick, Kung Fu
Hustle, Pride and Prejudice, Anchorman, Waiting for Guffman,
Wall-E, Super Troopers, This is Spinal Tap... lots of others.
Radiohead, Jets to Brazil, Beck, Ben Folds, Jason Robert Brown,
Tori Amos, Piebald, Jimmy Eat World, Braid, Green Day, Joni
Mitchell, Judy Garland, Parker House and Theory, Beulah, Wilco, The
Get up Kids, Death Cab for Cutie, NOFX, The Beatles, Against Me!,
Hey Mercedes, Foo Fighters, Lemuria, Nada Surf, Matt Pond PA, The
Shins, Cake, Paramore, Sara Bareilles, Maria Mena, Spoon, Jonah
Matranga... lots of others... lots and LOTS of others.
DESSERT, any food that's truly GOOD - food is certainly one of my
passions
The six things I could never do without
Music, Theater, Passion, Sex (not the same thing for the record - I
don't just mean romantic passion I mean all kinds), DESSERT (I have
a sweet tooth that could kill a hippo... not that I know what
that's supposed to mean), and this is going to sound... really lame
and/or preachy but freedom of speech. I'm actually not even all
that political... I'm just seriously opinionated and outspoken...
so I'm probably going to tell you about it whether you like it or
not.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Going to the gym... which would be more effective if I actually
went, rather than thought about it
On a typical Friday night I am
Hard to say. Fridays aren't typical for me anymore. But these days
I'm staying in and catching up on my dvr a lot more. Yay being
poor!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I'm probably not actually as witty and clever as I think I am.
You should message me if
-you think the musical Wicked sucks ass.
-you're a musician.
-you need some beer advice.
-you have a personality.
-you have an odd sense of humor.
-you want to give me an acting job. =)
-you actually have something to say. "Hey, [insert generic, cheesy,
and potentially offensive pet name here]. What's up? How are you?"
doesn't really count. That's something you ask a friend or
co-worker, aka someone you know... not something you ask random
strangers on the internet. Nine times out of ten you don't care
what the answer is anyway. Not the best conversation starter. Did I
mention I'm opinionated?
You shouldn't message me unless you know the difference between
your and you're and can use each accordingly, because poor grammar
pisses me off.