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26 / M / Straight / Seeing someone

Maynooth, Ireland

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New friends, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals
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Education
Graduated from masters program
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English (Poorly)

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I am neurotic, sad, and afraid.

My Self-Summary

Barely aware, vague and slightly out of focus. I am invisible to the naked eye, which is just as well, really. My bones are practically dust, mon cherie.

What I’m doing with my life

Killing time.

I’m really good at

The first things people usually notice about me

Nothing.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

(a) The Trial by Kafka, Naked Lunch by William Burroughs, On The Road by Jack Kerouac, Filth by Irvine Welsh, The Hobbit by Tolkein.

(b) The Graduate, Escape From Alcatraz, Taxi Driver, Donnie Darko, Blue Velvet, Psycho, The Spongebob Movie.

(c) The Velvet Underground, Mogwai, Pixies, Jeff Buckley, Cocteau Twins, The Plague Monkeys, The Jimmy Cake, Nirvana, Talking Heads, Radiohead, At The Drive-In.

(d) Anything salty and greasy.

The six things I could never do without

tipp-ex streetlight noise horizontal lines the sky salt

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Like, y'know, mortality and stuff.

On a typical Friday night I am

Cowering in fear.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I have no reproductive organs, how 'bout you?

You should message me if

You are genuinely atypical.