I am ingenious, chivalrous, and proper (lies).
My Self-Summary
I could say the usual I have a good sense of humor I listen well
blah blah like most guys do, but I'll make it short and sweet. I'm
the perfect guy. I'm manlier than David Hasselhoff in a Speedo. So
manly in fact that kids grow facial hair just by looking at me. So
manly in fact that when I shave, the facial hairs get pissed off
and I instantly grow a unibrow for revenge. Wanna know more? Send
me a message. As you can see I'm great with talking about myself.
What I’m doing with my life
I am an Undergrad at UA. I am currently working on a series of
historical dissertations to help establish a better chance of being
admitted to a prestigious graduate school, and also so I won't have
to do so much damn work when it does actually come time to write
one for a doctorate candidacy. I probably will stay at UA for grad
school though, mainly because I'm a lazy bastard and I don't want
to move. They include, but not limited to, Baroqueian and Jacobean
architecture throughout the Classical Age Mediterranean,
Interracial sex, marriage, and divorce procedures in Antebellum
Virginia, circa 1787-1860, whites lynching whites, and blacks
lynching blacks in Antebellum America. These are pretty much on
hold for the time being, seeing as I've done my preliminary
research and that's about all I need for now.
You would think I am a huge nerd after reading that, but
surprisingly I am not. I enjoy sports of all kinds, and actively
lift weights. I enjoy going out and having a good time as much as
the next guy, even with my ambitious academic plans.
I’m really good at
Being smart, lifting heavy objects with my dong, etc.
The first things people usually notice about me
People notice how awesome I am. one time I walked into a mall and
ripped my clothes off, and I counted at least 5 women experiencing
synchronized orgasms. So yeah, that's what people notice.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Books: Point of Impact, pretty much any historical document
Movies: Collateral, Saving Private Ryan, Band of Brothers, Indiana
Jones, Full Metal Jacket, Schindler's List, Top Gun, The naked
sweaty volleyball man scene in Top Gun (jk, I'm not gay)
Music: Brazilian and Spanish jazz and classical guitar, Classical
piano, Country, 80's rock.
Foods: I like ribs, chicken w/white BBQ sauce, hamburgers, wings,
pasta, gumbo, jambalaya, steak, and other similar foods the best.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Money and my future.
On a typical Friday night I am
Who knows? There's no typical day for me. I'm so exciting you never
know what I'll be doing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I HAVE GENITAL HERPES!!!! Haha fooled you, didn't I? Message me if
you want to know the truth. Please? No seriously, I don't have
genital herpes.
You should message me if
You like interesting people and super cool people like myself (yeah
right). You can tell I am really cool just by reading my profile.
Actually, it's probably the reason why I suck.