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Maetrix

32 / M / straight / Married

Nanton, Alberta, Canada

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Ethnicity
Height
6' 4" (1.93m).
Body Type
Looking For
New friends
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Gemini and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of college/university
Job
Transportation
Income
Rather not say
Kids
Has children
Pets
Likes cats
Languages
English (Fluently)

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I am exuberant, outrageous, and mysterious.

My Self-Summary

Well, what to say about myself? Well, I a man of many talents with huges dreams of accomplishing all my desires.

What desires? Lessee.. Write a book, Skydive, Become Debt-free, Own a yacht, Traverse the seven continents, publish something, learn to fly, own a ranch with seven horses, get a rip-roaring computer..

Basicly stuff that requires time and money. Until then, I drift the web like a specter of darkness seeping in and out of webpages like some drifting shadow.

If not that, then perhaps some sleep.

What I’m doing with my life

"Seeking my fortune in the winds - forever relishing the honour of raising my progeny with the love of my life.."

Doesn't that sound a lot more exciting than:

"Paying off bills, raising two screaming kids and one screaming wife"

..I guess if I did the dishes more...

I’m really good at

Getting into trouble.

The first things people usually notice about me

My torso.. then I have to tell them to "look up... waaaay up.. and I'll call rusty.."

er.. I don't usually call rusty for just anyone.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

In the book region, I'm mostly versed in Fantasy genre, however I have read such a large spectrum of books from fiction to non-fiction it's hard to settle on just one.. or two.. or twenty.

Lets just use "Lord of the Rings" for Book; Movie and Music.. Hell, throw it in there for food as well.

The six things I could never do without

the Lord Family Shelter Oxygen Food Water

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Thinking.

Think about it.

On a typical Friday night I am

Laying sideways on my shoulder, running around in a circle going "Whoop, whoop, whoop.."

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

"They are coming to take me away... hee hee..

They are coming to take me away.. hah hah!

They are coming to take me away.. hee hee hah hah ho ho!

To the funny farm...

*Looks all shifty-eyed*

You should message me if

Insanity is your salvation...

Salivation ruins your laundry...

Laundering money is your specialty...

"Special" is something people call you.