I am Artistic, a living diary, and Comedic.
My Self-Summary
- My name is Kenny. I was born in Hempstead/
New York City,
New York and left there when I ws
6 years old, against my will. I spent the next 14 years growing up
and learning about life in
Houston/
Alief,
Texas. I was then given a choice to stay
there, or move to
Chicago/
Lake in the Hills,
Illinois. I chose to get
out of Texas...it was a life goal and it was on my own terms.
- I'm told I'm a funny and likable guy. Easy to talk to...people
tend to find themselves really comfortable with me. I don't know
where it came from, but it's been like this my entire life, and I
have grown to appreciate this quirk about myself. I have a decent
sense of humor, but when it comes to me making people laugh, it's
basically inside jokes. I feel like I'm too personal to do stand
up, and if I did stand up...it'd probably bitter-yet-funny stuff
about dating...because it's one of those things everyone can relate
to no matter what walk of life they come from.
- I'm pretty laid back most of the time. I like to draw, but I
don't do it nearly as much as I should anymore. I can't explain why
this is, but I've been struggling to get myself back into the swing
of things. I don't feel like this sort of thing should be a
struggle. It bothers me. Movie going is something I enjoy doing a
lot...in some ways, you could consider it an escape, a chance to
view another "world" if you will. I'm into video games, but I know
when to put the controller down and leave the house. I always
valued the company of people over the company of a controller and
console...but there's nothing wrong with combining the two, either!
I perfer chillin' with people somewhere like a friends house or a
park or something over going to a club or a bar...although I
wouldn't rule out either in the case of a musical act. Speaking of
which...I haven't been to a show in a good while...
- I lead a
sober
life. I don't call myself "straight-edge" and it bothers me
when people call me that. I don't have some sort of overly dramatic
reasoning for being sober...I never lost anyone to anything, it's
just that I never saw the point in doing any of those things. I
don't see a point in smoking ciggs because they fuck up your lungs,
and I kinda like breathing. If you wanna smoke, fine...but I still
think it's stupid to do that. I don't drink because I don't see the
point in having to get myself "buzzed" or "fucked up" to enjoy my
time...I think if you're a fun person, you don't need additives. I
don't do drugs because of the after effects...much like
smoking...it's just silly to me to knowingly fuck up your body like
that...moderation or no. Weed...won't fuck with that either...its
more pointless to me than anything else I listed...and I don't give
two shits as to wether or not it should be considered a drug, or if
it's more or less harmful than ciggs or anything. I just don't
care. HOWEVER...I am friends with plenty of people that smoke,
toke, drink, have done/do drugs...I used to be
anti-everything...but there was a point in my early teenage years
that I figured out the world works not in black and white, but
various shades of grey. I re-evaluated my beliefs and while I still
lead the sober life...I'm WAY more tolerant of others than I used
to be. When it comes to a chick I would want to date...I could
tolerate SOME smoking ciggs and SOME drinking...but not much
else...PREFERABLY, she'd be sober too...but shit...a sober chick
worth dating is extremely hard to find.
What I’m doing with my life
- Currently, I'm taking a break from pursuing my Associates degree
in Art and focusing my efforts towards saving money to move out of
my mother and stepfathers house. I've spent the last 2 and a half
years working in an auto parts store...but so be it. I've wasted
too much time not being independant enough (I pay for my own shit,
it's just I don't feel like I should be living with my mom at this
age in life when I have no drama making me be here in the first
place) and it's time to step it up. I'm achieving my financial
goals and ensuring that I spend no time sweatin' the hardships of
life.
- I want to get into better shape. I'm not hefty or anything...but
I feel like I could be a better person physically. Problem
is...standard working out bores me...and I find myself not wanting
to do it. However...I always enjoyed bike riding, and fixed up my
bicycle and have
been riding the fuck out of it while blasting my
Zune. I figure if you're gonna
exercise, you should friggin' have fun doing it, otherwise whats
the point?
- I'm tryin' to work on my drawing skills. I've spent too much time
since I moved to Illinois NOT drawing as much as I used to, and I
don't really understand why that is. I still study, I still have
TONS of ideas...but I need to buckle down and practice practice
practice. This will obviously require less distraction...or the
company of someone who is really creative as all hell. I MISS this
a lot, actually...
I’m really good at
-
Drawing...specifically, designing
characters.
-
Listening...over the years, I've
become something of a "human diary"...this is both a blessing and a
curse.
- Making people feel comfortable with me...you'd think something
like this should be in everyone, but apparently it has to be a
skill. Thankfully, I'm great at it. I'm also told by those I've
cuddled with (good at that too) that I'm warm and comfy. Yay?
Yay.
-
Driving...because keeping people alive
is fuckin' important, god damn it!
-
Relating
to people...when you know a lot of people, you learn a lot of
things...it's true what they say, "Knowledge is power". I chose to
use this power to understand people better.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I draw well, provided I'm doing some drawing in public, that
is...
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Movie-wise, I'm all over the place...I can enjoy something as
common as
Spider-Man (who is my favorite
super-hero, by the way) to something as obscure as
Towelhead. I guess something like
this makes me a great person to bring along to movies...actually, I
don't guess, I know. It's a proven fact...try it sometime!
Book-wise, I tend to read a lot of
graphic novels and
photodocumentary
books that tend to be about
graffiti and
Street Culture. No, a lot of my
graphic novels have shit to do with super-heroes...not that there's
anything WRONG with them, but we gotta shatter stereotypes
here!
Musically, I gravitate towards
Drum & Bass and
House
music...sprinkle some
Indie House/
Nu Disco up in there.
Hip Hop and
Turntablism.
Digital Hardcore... I like
Rock,
Punk, and
Metal...but I perfer that shit
live.
Food-wise...I have the annoying trait of being a picky eater...but
that doesn't necessarily mean I'm not willing to try new shit...
The six things I could never do without
Six other strangers that, along with myself, are picked
strategically for ratings purposes to live in a house somewhere and
have our lives taped for an audience that stopped giving a fuck
over a decade and a half ago.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Completely random shit, seriously. Makes it hard to go to sleep
sometimes.
On a typical Friday night I am
Depends on the friday...if there's a movie out I wanna see...I'll
definitely be at the movie theatre watching it (preferably the
AMC 30 in
Barrington).
Otherwise...I'm either doing random shit with friends, or I'm not
doing much of anything at all.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
Not so much private, as it is odd...Cell Phones give me severe
migranes, dizziness, and nausea that asprin won't fix. The more I
use them, the worse it gets. This is why I do not own a Cell Phone.
Call my house and get over it.
Oh, and this profile is like...4+ years old...
Oh, and for a while there in my Junior Year of high school, my
friend Dorenda and I wore Nintendo Controllers for the fuck of
it...people tried to bite our shit, but only we did it right.
You should message me if
...You believe yourself to be an awesome person. Even better if
you're a creative, fun, chilled as fuck, awesome chick that is
grown up enough to know that playing silly "dating games" is
bullshit...you are TOP fuckin' priority.
MSN - RaveRiot99@hotmail.com
AIM/Y! - RiotEXE
Thanks for checkin' it out...have a good one.
Oh, Wait...I gotta be an asshole (with good reason) for a moment
here.
P.S. It's actually kinda hard to get excited about chicks when they
find out they can't handle a guy who is actually nice and has
patience. I want you to think about these things before you message
me. (provided you have the ovaries to, 'cause "Lawd" knows the
internet is a passive aggressive persons best friend and many of
you are QUITE unsocial for being on a social profile site such as
this one right here...)
- In a past relationship with a guy, did I stay with him for a long
period of time (like, half a year and onward) despite the fact that
he treated me like crap? Did I find a far nicer guy afterwards and
leave him after a drastically shorter amount of time (say, A month
or less) for silly reasons?
- Did I meet a guy off of a site like this, or even this site, and
ask him questions that were already answered on his profile? When
he mentioned it to me, did I tell him something along the lines of
not bothering to read his profile because I wanted to have
something to talk about?
- Did I meet a guy and become close to him, only to tell him I
didn't want to be in a relationship at the time, and then a really
short time later (up to 2 weeks, tops), hook up with another
guy?
- Did I become scared of losing someone I was dating, and then
freak out whenever I felt like I did something wrong when it wasn't
even a big deal? Did I run away from non-existant problems, rather
than stay around and work out whatever issues I had to find out
that everything was actually alright?
- Do I know what to do with myself when things are going well? Do I
seriously thrive on drama?
- Do I know how to be single? How much time do I spend being single
after a breakup of any kind? Am I afraid of being alone? (If you
have friends, you damn well shouldn't be)
If you can answer "yes" to any of these questions...do me a favor
and stay the hell away from me. Yes, the things I listed are things
that have actually happened to me. They've happened to me often
enough to irk the hell out of me whenever they happen to me or
anyone I know (male or female). I am a decent guy with a lot of
patience (read: a long fuse) who knows how to treat a chick right.
Don't mistake my niceness and dislike of disputes for being a
doormat and having no backbone. If there's a problem, I'll adress
it. If there's no problem, I'm not going to behave like there is
one. If I'm not adressing a problem with you, then guess
what...you're doing a great job at being a great person...so please
don't freak out over that shit...seriously.
...Yeah...I really needed to say this...it needed to be said,
ESPECIALLY after the last chick I dated...