Hello!

I think I ought to tell you that when I said I know very little Yiddish, I really wasn't lying. Well, I suppose I was. I don't know any Yiddish. I suppose the fact that I'm writing this here may lead people to believe I have had some messages in Yiddish. But I am very sad to say I haven't. Even though I don't speak a word of it..... Not one person has tried to talk to me in Yiddish. This upsets me to a degree even I don't understand.

And that concludes my self-summary.

I'm studying for a degree in Counselling Psychology, which is not at all depressing. Yet. I think that may change though rather soon. At the moment - I have finished uni for the summer so I am incredibly and mind blowingly bored. I am attempting to be a domestic goddess.... but that's really dull, so I end up reading random journals all day which is far fun-ner.

Well. I have to say (and bare in mind I'm not bragging here....) I'm rather good at digestion.... and talking for ages about abolutely fuck all. And wrecking my life. I make up words. And string together sentences that shouldnt make sense..... but in a weird way, they do! :>

I also have a talent for growing nice silky hair.

My really stupid hairstyle that is far too short for anyone's liking. I'm convinced the hairdresser had been hired by someone who doesn't like me.

Another thing that people usually notice is that I have an amazing talent of verbally digging myself nice, deep, mossy graves, often saying the first thing that comes to my mind. It causes my friends boundless hilarity.

If people stalked me, they'd notice more because all the facets of my personality would show but I havent found anyone that commited to stalking me.

First for the books!

(c) A Prayer for Owen Meany - John Irving, Norweigan Wood - Haruki Murakami, The Stand - Stephen King, The Vagina Monologues - Eve Ensler, Last Exit To Brooklyn - Hubert Selby Jnr, The Unbearable Lightness of Being - Milan Kundera, Requiem for a Dream, Hubert Selby Jr, Post Office - Charles Bukowski, The Alchemist - Paulo Coelho, Veronika Decides to Die - Paulo Coelho, The Handmaids Tale, Margaret Attwood, the sculptress and the scold's bridle - Minette Walters, Lolita, and sooooo much more. Ill add them as i
(b) Movies: Requiem for a Dream, Pi, American Beauty, Amelie, Chungking Express, South Park movie, Pulp Fiction, Jackie Brown, Natural Born Killers, Thelma and Louise, From Dusk til Dawn, Kids, Once Were Warriors, Eternal Sunshine, Girl, Interrupted, so basically anything by tarantino and darren aranofsky then....

(c) Music: Pearl Jam, Deftones, Alice in Chains, Lisa Loeb, early Incubus and even earlier Korn, Bjork, Tori Amos, early Elton John, Manson, Leonard Cohen, Dolly Parton, Blind Melon, Smashing Pumpkins , the doors, jerry rafferty, janes addiction, hole, red hot chili peppers.. the earlier the better, scott weiland, stone temple pilots , soundgarden, mudhoney, terrorvision, fiona apple...... I COULD GO ON ALL DAY! ... a very wide range lol.

(d) Foooood! um... fish paste (I know, I know.) Meatfree Garlic Butter Kievs, profiteroles, cake, chocolate, Leeks (randomly) stir fry, veggie burgers etc

good music, good books, good people, love, sleeping in late and cigarettes.

absolutely everything. Its fooking annoying.

Staring gob-smacked at Peep Show, wondering how anyone could write something so intelligent and funny.

I have also been known to drink a lot of wine on a Friday night too.

i wear ladies panties. And I like The Smiths.

You are great and can provide intelligent conversation. It's so rare, yet so precious.

A little bit like a cake that is the perfect amount of moist without bordering on "soggy".