Before you get any farther, please take into consideration that if you message me and are over the age of 35, I will block you, because that's just creepy.

Hi, I'm Alyssa. I live in Buffalo, NY, home of craptastic sports teams that tank when the whole nation is watching, the 6 month winter, and the chicken wing. I love animals. I have 2 cats, I'm always listening to music (rock,punk,ska,metal,alternative,80's) and I'm pretty open to other types. I also love movies. Comedy,drama,action, horror,scifi...just about anything. I have my nose pierced and a bar across the middle of my ear, and I have two tattoosone on the back of my right shoulder and one on my foot. I'm a crazy ecletic gal, and everyone that works at the bookstore I go to can tell you that. I've been known to by a tattoo magazine, a wrestling biography, a romance novel and a forensics study in one trip. I have a complusive sorting habit (ie. I'll buy a bag of multicolored seed beads, you know the really tiny ones, and sort them by color) I can read a book faster than I can listen to it being read. I have a huge nail polish collection but I rarely wear any. I accept my addiction to all things Disney. I'm a cheese snob, only because I have to work with it. The weirdest thing I've ever found for sale at Wegmans is canned quail eggs.

Working at Wegmans as a cheeseslinger.

Baking, kissing ass at work, crafty things (baking, painting, jewelry, crochet), sleeping, explaining things in bizarre ways.

i'm short....i have big boobs..and i'm using saying something sarcastic and/or funny.

A) the fact that i read probably 5 books a week should give you an idea that i have a lot of favorites. so lets see, they include angels and demons, apocolipstick, the relic, most sue margolis books, confessions of a shopaholic, anything by christopher moore (he's a god), michael crichton, a year of living biblically, harry potter and reference books.

B) the crow, any disney cartoon, steel magnolias, pans labyrinth, the jurassic park movies, the matrix (only the first one), shawshank redemption, dolores claiborne, misery, um... the harry potter movies are cute...saw, the professional, the longest yard, man on fire, signs, memoirs of a geisha, lilo and stitch, nightmare before christmas, mrs doubtfire, pirates of the caribbean, faceoff, crank, office space, sweeney todd, starwars, grease, rocky horror picture show etc etc etc

C) big into soundtracks lately, pirates of the carribean, grease, wicked, rock horror picture show, sweeney todd. bloodhound gang, system of a down, disney stuff, silverchair, foo fighters, kt tunstall, b 52s, bon jovi, barenaked ladies, flogging molly, jack off jill, incubus, reel big fish, rob zombie, classical, etc

D) pineapple pizza, pasta, chocolate (a given), um... bagels and strawberry cream cheese, mac and cheese, ravioli, garlic mashed potatoes, steak (especially buffalo), bread cheese, gummi

Wow.......well, I'm assuming this means material things.
1. Books
2. An animal
3. Music
4. Playdoh
5. A pillow and blanket
6. To be announced later

A lot of random crap.

Sitting around or at work.

Just ask me, I got way too many creepy emails with my last answer.

you don't mind talking to a dork...you like talking to dorks.. you dig my profile..if you DON'T ( DO NOT!!!!!!) do drugs....and/or you took my test. you are not over 35 because that's just weird.if you haven't taken my test, what the hell are you still reading this for?