I noticed people were IMing me without reading this profile anyway, so I took it all down. I've met some cool people here, but I've come across some real creeps too. I wouldn't want them knowing much about me. So send me an IM if our friend percentages are high.

I am not looking for a significant other, just friends to chat with.

We probably won't get along if: you are in the military, you don't like to read, you drive an SUV, you are really into roleplaying or video games, you like to pretend you are a vampire, you are very openly sexual, or you gamble or drink often. I'm not passing judgment, if those things make you happy, that's great. It's just that history has shown those things to be good indicators that we will not be interesting to one another. Thank you for respecting this.