I am clever, acerbic, and tricksy.
My Self-Summary
I'm
myself. I love
having a good time. I think the world needs more
spontaneity.
It's probably my biggest pet peeve when people don't say what they
really mean, just being straight saves so much energy. I've always
had a sarcastic sense of humor and I don't really have limits,
everything's fair game.
I think when I grow up I'll be a pirate. Or a ninja. I don't know.
What do you think?
I'm equal parts Daria and Jane.
What I’m doing with my life
living it.
Why, what do you do with your life?
I’m really good at
Reading people.
The first things people usually notice about me
My moxy.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Music: Dropkick Murphys, U2, Frank Sinatra, Antigone Rising, Sister
Hazel, Sex Pistols, The Ramones, Joan Jett, Kasey Chambers, Merle
Haggard, Johnny Cash, The Rolling Stones, Candlebox, Nirvana, The
Dresden Dolls, K's Choice, Rasputina, Midtown, Cake, All American
Rejects, Nick Cave, Leonard Cohen, David Bowie, Miles Davis, Green
Day, The Soviettes, Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem, Simple Plan,
KT Tunstall, Bikini Kill, New York Dolls, The Pixies, Queen, Elvis,
Elton John, Garbage, Kate Melua, Siouxsie & the Banshees,
Blondie, Berlin, Tom Waits, Nina Simone, Billie Holiday, Ella
Fitzgerald, Voltaire, Led Zeppelin, The Go-Go's, The Bangles, Hole,
Depeche Mode, The Clash, The Cure, The Velvet Underground, Jane's
Addiction
Movies Fight Club, Boondock Saints, Gone with the Wind, Streetcar
Named Desire, Cool Hand Luke, Hush Hush Sweet Charlotte,
Butterfield 8, SLC Punk, Trainspotting, Midsummer Night's Dream, A
Nightmare Before Christmas, Edward Scissorhands, Pirates of the
Caribbean, Labyrinth, Alice in Wonderland, Cat on a Hot Tin Roof,
The Quiet Man, Mulholland Drive, Donnie Darko, Saved, All About
Eve, Breakfast at Tiffany's, The Godfather II, Blood and Chocolate,
The Breed
Books: Alice in Wonderland, Llywelyn's Irish Revolution series,
Good Omens by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett, anything by Chuck P,
anything by Francesca Lia Block, anything by Roman Dirge (he's not
a book-author, I know, but I don't care), pretty much anything to
come out of Slave Labor Graphics, anything to come out of PUSH
publishing, anything by Laurel K Hamilton (even though she's going
the way of glorified erotica, if you ask me), Peter Pan by JM
Barrie, The Percy Jackson series by Rick Riordan, The Color Purple
by Alice Walker, The Patron Saint of Liars by Anne Patchet (?), I,
Lucifer by Glen Duncan, all kinds of stuff that I'm blanking on
right now.
The six things I could never do without
music
... yeah that's about it.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
how weird it must be to be a jackalope.
And how the elephant is the only mammal that can't jump. How sad
for the elephant.
Also--have you ever noticed that if you measure your wingspan from
the finger tips (across your back) it's your height?
I like random things.
On a typical Friday night I am
trying to figure out how I can be somebody's Zelda.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I have a fascination with Spike TV's Deadliest Warrior. Seriously,
how COOL is that show?
You should message me if
you can tell me who Zelda is. not the princess from the video game.