I am crazy, open-minded, and sarcastic.
My Self-Summary
I'm socially liberal. I've big on things like feminism, animal
rights, gay rights, and racial equality. If this turns you off then
please go search for the profile of Ann Coulter instead. I don't
mind middle of the road people, but if you are the kind to utter
the words "be tolerant of intolerance", then...I repeat my last
request. I'm a huge dork for fantasy, video games, fixing things
and figuring out how they work, and bad reality TV. I like men and
women but I am never lucky enough to meet my type of girl. I get
irritated easily, but I also laugh easily. I enjoy being around
awkward people and guys who aren't Mr. Smooth Moves (although it's
great if done for comedic effect). I'm never cruel to people but I
make fun of a lot of stupid and ignorant things.
Oh, and I'm a Cubs fan.
What I’m doing with my life
Going back to college for a bachelor's in information technology.
Cuddling with my kitty. Trying to figure out how to be more social
and meet the kind of people I actually like (dorky people, people
who like to laugh, people who aren't up their own asses).
My dream is to own an animal shelter or at least a piece of land
large enough to house many pets, especially old, sick, or otherwise
"unadoptable" ones. If I could, I would spend a large chunk of my
time and money volunteering in animal shelters or rape/domestic
violence crisis centers. What I don't plan on doing with my life is
having any children.
I’m really good at
Spelling. Reading. Overusing parentheses. Doing cute little voices
when talking to animals. Sarcastically smacking people down. Being
kind of a loser while still having fun. Fixing computers.
I used to draw a lot, on paper and on the computer, but
unfortunately not so much anymore. I always want to get back into
that, but I almost find I love the thought of drawing more than I
love drawing itself, these days. I'm also decent at web design
(another potentially growing talent I haven't taken advantage of),
and I play piano at a gradually decreasing level of skill.
The first things people usually notice about me
My boobs? No, my boobs aren't that special. I laugh a lot...also
this question depends on if I am drunk.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Books:
Flatland: A
Romance of Many Dimensions (more on this two questions down),
The
Princess Bride,
American Psycho (far superior to
the movie),
Harry
Potter,
To Kill a Mockingbird,
Carrie (and others by
Stephen King), The Lottery: And
Other Stories (and others by
Shirley Jackson),
Lolita, most stories by
Roald Dahl,
Fahrenheit
451,
The Vagina Monologues,
Invisible
Monsters, etc.
Movies:
The
Princess Bride,
Lord of the Rings,
Pan's
Labyrinth,
Ichi the Killer,
X-Men/
Wolverine,
Haute Tension/High Tension (and
many other
horror movies),
Eternal
Sunshine of the Spotless Mind,
Requiem For a Dream,
The
Talented Mr. Ripley,
Star Wars,
Stand and Deliver,
The Lion King,
Stranger
Than Fiction,
Borat, etc.
Music: I listen to a lot of Japanese rock music and video game
stuff. I like rock in general, and many genres of metal. I'm
fascinated by all the sub-genres. I'm especially partial to the
cheesy epic/power metal stuff, like Power Quest and Sonata Arctica.
Some rap/hip hop is good (The Roots, Slick Rick, Lupe Fiasco),
including artists I get made fun of for liking, like Snoop Dogg and
P Diddy. Sorry. I won't say "I like everything but country"
(horrible cliche!), but I will say I bet I can find something from
every genre that I like.
Food:
Chinese,
Thai, pizza,
sandwiches, pretty much everything else. Does
Jager count?
I'm going to copy my friend and include TV too, even though I don't
watch much anymore:
The Soup,
Golden Girls,
Roseanne,
The Office,
Family Guy,
Arthur,
Project Runway,
Frasier, and anime on
occasion.
Might as well throw in games too:
Final Fantasy (especially VI and
Tactics),
Chrono Trigger (and Cross),
Xenogears,
Diablo series,
Call of Duty,
Super
Metroid,
Tetris Attack,
Kingdom Hearts,
The Sims,
Disgaea,
Suikoden,
Mario,
Kirby
I completely forgot to mention how much I love
xkcd the comic, so I'm going to throw
that bit of miscellany in here.
The six things I could never do without
1) The internet
2) My dorkitude
3) Awesome sex or the prospect of awesome sex or really bad
fanfiction about awesome sex
4) ~*~Draco Malfoy oh god he's so dreamy!!~*~
5) Video games
6) Animals/pets. Especially
BEAGLES!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Time travel. What it would look like if the universe didn't exist.
Why the hell people haven't progressed to the point where gay
marriage isn't an issue for debate. Contradictions in the Bible and
popular religion. Why Axe commercials suck so much. Why so many
girls I know of play video games but "girl gamer" is still
considered an oxymoron or a weird badge of honor. Food. Sex. Buying
things. Why I'm an excellent speller but one or two stupid words
always manage to trip me up. What month it currently is (I'm
horrible about that).
Oh, and that book I listed above, Flatland. It's narrated from the
point of view of a square who lives in a two-dimensional world. He
eventually visits a one-dimensional world, and gets exposed to the
third dimension. The way the worlds are described is amazing, as
well as the connections in society in Flatland and the real world
(the way women and "irregulars" are viewed, for one). Also, it gets
me thinking about what worlds of higher dimensions would be like,
and how you would describe them to someone. If anyone has read this
book and likes talking about that sort of thing, please message me!
On a typical Friday night I am
Gettin' freaky. Or playing a video game.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I like to pronounce "ask" like "axe" on purpose. I used to be
Internet Popular. Also, I once dated a Juggalo.
You should message me if
You're a dork. Or you think I'm hot shit. Please don't message me
if you see the word bisexual and immediately turn into a drooling
idiot. Please DO message me if you're a dorky girl (or guy, but not
nearly as many girls send messages) who has some things in common
with me.