I was born in the year of the water boar. I'm a Leo. Someone once told me that my rising something sign concerns Gemini. Apparently I'm a Dragon Warrior according to the Mayan calendar. I'm not sure what that means. I don't put much stock in astrology.

Two-year-olds tell me that I'm little, like them. That's pretty sweet.

I'm named after my grandfathers, and I'm the only member on either side of my family that is. I never knew either of them. I have a belt buckle with my name on it that belonged to my father's father. It probably makes me look like an ass to wear it, but I like it anyway.

I'm synesthetic. It's a lot like a superpower.

I still think small talk leads to big talk, so I support them mutually for the primary sake of the latter.

I've been sincerely referred to as a faerie in quite possibly every single sense of the word. Terms and uses may apply.

I look like a goblin. I feel okay about that because of the Labyrinth.

I spend too much time writing in public places that sell coffee.

I think I like books more than people.

I moved 14 times before I was 12. This has probably had a large impact on my psyche.

I'm trying to get all my jobs mastered so I can get 100% S ranks all the way before I beat life.

All your base are belong to us.

When I was little, my town was razed to the ground. After the troops found me, I was reared by the Emperor to lead his army. I've since escaped and have joined the resistance.

Since the accident, I've been on the run. I have to keep running, because the Empire's after me. But really, I'm just scared that the incredible powers I've found might hurt my loved ones that I struggle to remember what with the amnesia and everything.

Because I'm a super scientist, I'm designing schematics for an airship. Once it's complete I'm going to purchase an abandoned missile silo outside of Denver and convert it into a castle of metal trees to anchor my vessel. Then I'll build a really windy road around it and put on my helmet, you know the one with the white X on the face, and drive at foolheardy speeds yelling "SPEED, SPEED."

It hurts me inside that I can't tell him he's my brother. Well, it would hurt, assuming I could remember my family.

Wild west showdowns, ninja assassinations, drinking scotch, laughing voraciously, walking through Shadow, and turning racquetball games into recreations of the Dragon Riders of Pern.

Earrings, apparently, are a huge deal for men in Korea.

The Little Prince, the Tao Te Ching, the Chuang Tzu, The Chronicles of Amber, Paradise Kiss, The Martian Chronicles, The Illustrated Man, Something Wicked This Way Comes, the Alchemist, the Demon Ororon, American Gods, Anansi Boys, Neverwhere, The Blue Girl, Lamb, A Dirty Job, Jitterbug Perfume, Human All Too Human, A Brief History of Time, The Elegant Universe, Physics of the Impossible, The Dancing Wu Li Masters, Tao of Physics, Walden, Peter Pan, The Doors of His Face, the Lamps of His Mouth, Treasure Island, A People's History of the United States, Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep, Hitchhikers' Guide to the Galaxy, A Wrinkle in Time.

I love anything by Ray Bradbury or Neil Gaiman. I like reading books on science. I collect holy books from around the world, and then stand them to face one another to see if they'll maybe get something figured out.

To keep this to a minimum, the highest ranked movies include Kung Fu Hustle, Finding Neverland, Peter Pan, The Fountain, Paprika, Tampopo, The Crow, Attack the Gasstation, Labyrinth, Dark City, Iron Man, Howl's Moving Castle, Versus, Casshern, Sin City, Kill Bill, The Dark Crystal, AKIRA, Spirited Away, The Secret of NIMH, Moon Child, X-Men [I&II], The Life Aquatic, Stargate, Wild Zero, Dead Man, Identity, the Limey, Army of Darkness, Serenity - And pretty much anything with zombies in it.

I'm bad with favorites because I just kind of like everything. I think that means I have poor taste, assuming critics have any validity.

65 Days of Static, The Protomen, Sigur Ros, Gackt, Tom Waits, Miyavi, Justice]], [King Crimson, Tool, Ani DiFranco, the Books, Saul Williams, Dir En Grey, Radiohead, David Bowie, Yoko Kanno, Nobuo Uematsu, Godspeed! you Black Emperor, Warren Zevon, Explosions in the Sky, Bob Dylan, Bob Seger,Lama Tashi, My Bloody Valentine, Aphex Twin, Bjork, Muse, Placebo, The Cure,Dragonforce, Depeche Mode, Stabbing Westward, Kidney Thieves, Gorillaz, Loreena McKennit, Laibach, Rufus Wainright, Brian Eno, Tori Amos, The Flaming Lips, Poe, Clinic, Neutral Milk Hotel, DeVotchKa, Goldfrapp, VNV Nation, Marilyn Manson, Covenant, Explosions in the Sky, Modest Mouse, Simon and Garfunkle, Dresden Dolls, The Pixies, Supersystem, VHS or Beta, Bitshifter, Squarepusher, Subatomic Glue, Air, God Lives Underwater, Imogen Heap, The Album Leaf, A Flock of Seagulls, Duran Duran, Mr. Bungle, M83, Nine Inch Nails, Buckethead, Rammstein, Android Lust, The Arcade Fire, At the Drive In, Sparta, Mars Volta, Ladytron, Interpol, Mum, Boards of Canada, Chris Clark, Autechre, Anathallo, The Black Mages, Blur, Deltron, Yes, Journey, Frank Sinatra, Michael Buble, Pavarotti, SEAL, PRINCE, K'Naan, Philip Glass.

I will eat almost anything. My favorite food is tasty food, and my opinion on what is tasty changes by the hour.

I don't know, I could probably do without a lot of things. Some things I could definitely do without include stab wounds, a lobotomy, cancer, people who talk in the movies, animals in the road when I'm driving, and maybe John Carpenter's Vampires. That movie was really just terrible.

How I can analogue and chronicle the events of my life in fantastic ways. Actually, all I really think about are stories.

That and how to stay in school for the rest of my life. I'm collecting degrees, and I'm never going to stop.

I really never know what day of the week it is, so I am ill-prepared to adequately answer this question. I do need regular upgrades for my armor however, so if you need me on a typical Friday, you can always try me down at the lab.

Nothing I've said here is complete fabrication.

You are a superhero or possibly one of the Warriors of Light and are looking for potential additions to your party.