Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I contain multitudes; I'm not terribly sorry that most of those
multitudes are variations on the theme of cranky, perverted
I like to sleep late, I'm a little clumsy, and I'm a bit of a
(that's a reference)
(but I do tear up at the weirdest things)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
living it, MOM/DAD
I am FUNEMPLOYED as of 1/15 and spend many of my days off with
, who, wisely, has hidden her
profile from straight people. I can't even view her profile at this
point. we date separately and, while not averse to unicorns, are
not in search of one.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
food (giving, receiving); banter (giving, receiving, watching);
ridiculous hats and other headgear (receiving, wearing)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
unselfconsciously fat, cute, sweaty, and/or food-stained on a good
day; self-consciously so on a bad day; way cuter than my already
pretty cute photos would indicate every day; bartender/clergyface
(i.e. "tell me your life story and/or problems"-face)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Iain M. Banks; Jack Vance; Jo Walton; Ursula K. LeGuin; Lois
McMaster Bujold; goodreads.com/user/show/2531373-mark-argent
Better Off Dead; Jacob's Ladder; Pump Up The Volume; Bring It On;
Pitch Perfect; Captain America (1 & 2);
Kamen Rider Gaim; Kamen Rider Fourze; the West Wing; Steven
Universe; Gravity Falls; Bravest Warriors; Bee &
The Mountain Goats; Godspeed You! Black Emperor; Kate Bush; Carla
Bozulich; Mogwai; Lush; Belle & Sebastian; Tom Waits; Nick
Cave; PJ Harvey; Siouxsie Sioux; Wu-Tang; Mr. Lif; Aesop Rock;
Korean; Japanese; Ethiopian; Indian;
Lords of Waterdeep and other worker placement games; 13th Age; Over
the Edge; Legend of Zelda; Chrono Trigger; Civilization; Alpha
Centauri; Don't Starve; FTL; UnReal World;
Selected Shorts; Ken and Robin Talk About Stuff; Welcome to Night
you don't have to like the same music, tv, or movies that I like,
in fact I can pretty much guarantee that you don't and that's just
fine, but it would probably help if you eat as indiscriminately as
I eat and don't automatically count a book out if it's got an elf
or a spaceship or a space elf on the cover. I guarantee you that
almost everything else can be negotiated.
some things I'm gonna judge you for: Ayn Rand; the Big Bang Theory;
"everything except rap and country"; non-medical aversion to
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
books with elves, spaceships, or space elves;
the option of a proper command line;
wet wipes, tbh
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
rotary sushi bars and all-you-can-eat Korean bbq and doro wat with
injera and really hot curries and half-smokes and jumbo slice
but not all at once
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
stalking the elusive chocodile
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have never eaten a chocodile, and now it seems unlikely that I
there is a reference to another website in this profile, and while
that website is, itself, highly problematic, if you get the
reference, it may be indicative of some of my predilections and
I'll give you my screen name if you ask;
my name sans hyphen dot tumblr dot com, the content of which is
also indicative of some of my predilictions;
shrooms changed/saved my life once, but only once
You should message me if
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you believe that the existence is naturally unfair and thus have
little to no interest in preserving nature or acting naturally in
you value justice over equality;
your schedule is weird but flexible;
you have chocodiles and are willing to share;
Who are you looking for?
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