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37 Bethesda, MD Agender, Non-binary

Agender, Non-binary

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–49
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 12:12pm
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Full figured
Mostly anything
Other, but not too serious about it
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Dropped out of space camp
Rather not say
Rather not say
Strictly non-monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I try to try everything three times before I decide whether or not I like it. even if I don't like it in the end, I get a good idea of why people appreciate it. except for aspic. I don't understand aspic, at all.

I contain multitudes; I'm not terribly sorry that most of those multitudes are variations on the theme of cranky, perverted dwarf.

I like to sleep late, I'm a little clumsy, and I'm a bit of a crybaby.

(that's a reference)

(but I do tear up at the weirdest things)

(and by "tear up" I might mean ugly cry)

just got out of the longest relationship of my life and am looking to keep things fairly low-key atm

keywords: nerdy; queer; enby/non-binary (they/them pronouns please); poly/solo poly/open
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am working towards being the adult that I need when I say that I need an adult. I say this, of course, at 4pm on a Monday while wearing Spongebob pajama pants, so note that I didn't say I was working hard, or doing a good job of it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
food (giving, receiving); banter (giving, receiving, watching); ridiculous hats and other headgear (receiving, wearing)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
unselfconsciously fat, cute, sweaty, and/or food-stained on a good day; self-consciously so on a bad day; way cuter than my already pretty cute photos would indicate every day; bartender/clergyface (i.e. "tell me your life story and/or problems"-face)

(people tell me I have pretty lips and eyelashes)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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nb: we don't have to have all of these things in common, or even most of these things. I like what I like, but it's just stuff, it's not the hill I'll die on. I want to learn about new things from you, and I like it when you're open to learning about new things from me. it would probably help if you eat as indiscriminately as I eat and don't automatically count a book out if it's got an elf or a spaceship or a space elf on the cover, or a movie or TV show if it's animated or got subtitles, but I guarantee you that almost everything else can be negotiated.

books: Iain M. Banks; Jack Vance; Jo Walton; Ursula K. LeGuin; Lois McMaster Bujold; Catherynne M Valente; Kim Newman; my Goodreads (recently purged for 2015); I recently finished my first-ever reads of The Hobbit and The Wind in the Willows, both of which were unqualified joys, and now I'm on the Chronicles of Prydain, which I literally haven't read in thirty years and I think might be some of the best young person's fantasy ever. Yes, better than Harry Potter.

comics: Love and Rockets; King City; Multiple Warheads; Finder; Stray Bullets; Saga; Shutter; Ultimate Spider-Man (both Peter & Miles); the works of Jim Woodring; Percy Gloom; Transformers vs. G.I. Joe (no, really: I don't care for either of those things on their own, but this is a joyful psychedelic newsprint crayon scrawl Saturday morning cartoon of a book);

movies: Better Off Dead; Jacob's Ladder; Pump Up The Volume; Bring It On; Pitch Perfect; Captain America (1 & 2); Chungking Express; Submarine;

shows: Kamen Rider Gaim; Kamen Rider Fourze; the West Wing; Steven Universe (see aforementioned ugly crying); Gravity Falls; Bravest Warriors; Bee & Puppycat; Penny Dreadful; The West Wing; Bob's Burgers;

music: The Mountain Goats; Godspeed You! Black Emperor; Kate Bush; Carla Bozulich; Mogwai; Lush; Belle & Sebastian; Tom Waits; Nick Cave; PJ Harvey; Siouxsie Sioux; Wu-Tang; Mr. Lif; Asobi Seksu; my

food: Korean; Japanese; Ethiopian; Indian; Chinese; Vietnamese;

games: Tokaido; Lords of Waterdeep and other worker placement games; 13th Age (my D&D of choice); Over the Edge; Legend of Zelda; Chrono Trigger; Civilization; Alpha Centauri; Don't Starve; FTL; UnReal World; Saints Row (3 & 4); XCOM; Epic Spell Wars of the Battle Wizards: Duel at Mt. Skullzfyre; Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate; Castlevania: Symphony of the Night;

podcasts: Selected Shorts; Ken and Robin Talk About Stuff; Welcome to Night Vale;

some things I'm gonna judge you for: Ayn Rand; the Big Bang Theory; "everything except rap and country"; non-medical aversion to vegetables; I'm-not-feminist-because-I-believe-in-equality; #gamergate
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
late-night Korean;
books with elves, spaceships, or space elves;
dental hygiene;
reliable hydration;
the option of a proper command line;
wet wipes, tbh
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
rotary sushi bars and all-you-can-eat Korean bbq and doro wat with injera and really hot curries and half-smokes and jumbo slice and ramen and phô and dim sum and soup dumplings

(but not all at once);

how to live more gently in an increasingly hostile world;

how do I gender (specifically, how do I agender);

communication & emotional openness in relationships, and other things at which I once thought I was pretty good;
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
stalking the elusive chocodile
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't know how to celebrate holidays, including my own birthday;

I have never eaten a chocodile, and now it seems unlikely that I ever will;

there is a reference to another website in this profile, and while that website is, itself, highly problematic, if you get the reference, it may be indicative of some of my predilections. I deleted my account, though;

my name sans hyphen dot tumblr dot com, the content of which is also indicative of some of my predilictions;

maybe not so much "male" as "agender butch", maybe not so much "straight" as "attracted primarily to women and femmes";

shrooms changed/saved my life once, but only once;

I live with and take care of a dear friend (nb: not a romantic or sexual partner) who has chronic pain/fatigue issues and literally no other means of support. she can't work and has to go to a lot of doctors. SSI disability case pending. this doesn't mean I can't go do fun stuff ever, but it does mean I have unavoidable time commitments that take top priority, much like having a disabled romantic partner or disabled adult child. fortunately, these commitments are usually during business hours, but please consider carefully whether or not this is going to be a problem for you.
You should message me if
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you're broke or frugal and you want to hang out, get some delivery or takeout, watch movies &/or tv, and play tabletop &/or video games;

you believe that existence is naturally unfair and thus have little to no interest in preserving nature or acting naturally in that respect;

your schedule is weird but flexible;

you are not on any sort of relationship timeline, escalator, or other linear path;

you have chocodiles and are willing to share;

you want to be commitment-phobic together;

keywords: nerdy; queer; femme; androgynous; enby/non-binary; solo poly; chocodiles