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evil_0_kitty

25 / F / Straight / Single

Sydney, Australia

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Other
Height
5' 4" (1.62m).
Body Type
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other and laughing about it
Sign
Libra and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of high school
Job
Medicine / Health
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Kids
Dislikes children
Pets
Owns dogs and Owns cats
Languages
English (Fluently)

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I am open minded, dark, and antisocial.

My Self-Summary

Okay, about me? I get annoyed quickly . I have a twisted sense of humor and I normally dislike most people. If you use lol as a punctuation mark I will ignore or swear at you. I am easy going around those who are interesting enough for me to want to speak to. Ye gahds I sound so egotistical and in the most part I must be. Each to their own, just leave me the hell alone is normally the rules I go by. I love art, and actually holding conversations, nothing pisses me off then a standard stereotypical greeting such as �sup�. What the fuck is �sup�? you couldn�t even be bothered to write a whole two words? Gah! And if you think your going be smart, or funny or cute, by saying some fucking bigot line such as �what time do you open� I will simply ignore you. Oh my gawd, could it be, a human out their actually believes this world DOESN�T revolve around sex? Dear the dark lord fluffy, this world will implode on itself and everything you knew has fallen down around your ears. Sex is not the be all nor end all of life. Those who place it amongst the top three things of life need to reassess there ideals. If you actually have a question, do not be afraid to ask. Even if it�s a twisted question such as �do you enjoy bubble wrap?� We only have one shot at this life, why the fuck should you do act or say the exact same thing as the person next to you? Be different, be who you want to be. Be forceful

The chances of me disliking you are extremely high. The next person who comments I say this to be �different� or �cool� will cop a blow to the head with a wet trout. There is more to this life then sex, parties, and work. The world is a bitch of a place, and as you get older it just gets worse. Closed minded people piss me off.

I'm apart of the church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

Oh, and overly happy people annoy me, no one can be super happy all the time.

Clowns scare me

And Teletubbies are the root of all that is unholy and evil.

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What I’m doing with my life

Absolutely nothing, which would be a good reason as to why I am wasting my time on these kinds of sites. When the muse takes me I will play with art, but I am utterly pathetic at it and no, you can not see it. Between work and traveling to work, I actually have no time left in the day, often spending less then 8 hours in my own home. The things we do to fit into society�s standards�

I’m really good at

Pissing people off, using people to my advantage. Insulting people. Yelling and screaming at people. I just dislike people in general. Closed minded pathetic children most of them are.

Sounding highly Anti-Soical byt he looks of things, once one glances back over this profile.

The first things people usually notice about me

That I�m quite�

Then they often follow that thought a few days later with� �why is the a video of me on the internet� bound naked to a street pole.. with a hamster beside me�?�

That I'm actually not as anti soical and scarey as you may come to believe looking over all of this. I'm just 'odd'

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

The six things I could never do without

+| Red Bull +| Computers +| Red Bull +| The Internet +| Sketch book / Pens +| Red Bull

I spend a lot of time thinking about

On a typical Friday night I am

+| Drunk +| Emotionaly Waisted +| Speeding up the process of going deaf by listening to live music

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

+| The dreams in which I'm dieing, are the best I've ever had

You should message me if

Your interesting. Okay, lets go into detail here. Donny Don�ts: Asking how are you Speaking �1337� Speaking in caps Being closed minded Thinking Britney spears is hot Thinking Britney spears is a good singer If you think cutting is a �bad thing to do� If your hell bent trying to convert me to become a Mormon like you If you believe that every one must fit a category

Donny Do�s: Open minded Truly believing that Red Bull is its own food group Wanting to actually hold a conversation Willing to accept other peoples thoughts, even if they are considered wrong, unacceptable or taboo Wanting to reach enlightenment Your board as all hell